Out of Context Porn Site Comments

Dedicated to all the lovely people who, in a daze, string words together slightly more comprehensibly than we'd like them to. All names removed unless they serve the joke. Run irresponsibly.

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[grimeclown]

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[dastump]

late update

he’s not masturbating to the video anymore

[tsunglasses]

[memecucker]

[wtffanfiction]

Idk if this blog is even still active. But I've noticed a recent plague of what I call "gooner writing". the most over the top, unserious shit ever. It's like if a rule 34 comment section wrote a story. Basically the shit that's like "he took his MASSIVE THICK BITCHBREAKING MEATSTICK and SLAMMED it into his FAT SLAPBAIT JIGGLECAKES until he TOTALLY SPLURGED his ICKY STICKY JIZZMILK deep inside" if youve ever seen that, its definitely a new trend. like I cannot take this sht seriously whatsoever, it's hilarious, idk how anyone finds this hot and doesn't just laugh at it.

I don’t really post much anymore but I still monitor it occasionally.

This is phenomenal, thank you

[swarnpert]

[throathole]

“The hungry sucking faggot” sounds like a creature that haunts under a bridge or something

[weedclown69]

[willgrahamscock]

haven’t stopped thinking about this

[compassionvi]

[ID: PornHub comment by hx3ste_69: male orgasms (5 commas) the best sound of the planet (3 commas) after System of a Down of course :) /endID]

[segamascott]

[lislemons]

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

[intermundia]

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

[morrithal]

@coltonclay don't think you're getting away with this one

[circusheart]

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

[matter-for-mass]

[chilewithcarnage]

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effedupratio

[blackarachnya]