No Hecks for Techs

Backstage antics.

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Things overheard in the theater:

“This water slaps.”

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Things overheard in the theater:

“This is church. They wanna feel the lord and that bass.”

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Things overheard in the theater:

“Have you ever served a punch bowl full of warm milk at a party before?”

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Things overheard in the theater:

~during an acrobatic show~

Stage Manager: “Alright spots you’re just gonna stay on him. He’s gonna be working that pole like a stripper.”

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Things overheard in the theater:

ATD: Sup?

Tech: You tryin to fight?

ATD: Not here. Monkey bars. 3pm.

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Actor: *freaking out before the show*

Our Assistant TD: As Snoop Dogg once said: “No stress. No seeds. No stems. No sticks. Some of that real sticky icky icky. Ooh wee! Put it in the air.”

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Performers just so you know

If you ever leave candy or flowers behind after a show you have probably just made some technicians significant other very happy that night.

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Things overheard in the theater:

“Jingle bells are just a festive shake weight”

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Things overheard in the theater:

“Purgatory would be an infinite light hang and focus”

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Things overheard in the theater:

Tech 1: *reads the back of a bottle in Spanish awfully*

Tech 2: That is the worst Spanish I have ever heard in my life.

Tech 1: I didn’t write it, you can’t blame me.

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Things overheard in the theater:

“Girllllll is that jimmy johns? Fuck me up”

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Things overheard in the theater:

“A honk is just a hood toot”

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Things overheard in the theatre:

“I DIDN’T LICK YOUR FOREHEAD YOU FOREHEADED MY LICK”

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Things overheard in the theater:

Tech 1: “DJ SOLID THUNK IN THE HOUSEEEEEE”

Tech 2: “The only solid thunk you’d make is turning on phantom power on a live mic”

All other techs: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Things overheard in the theater:

“DID YOU TOUCH HIS THROAT SWORDS!?”