Things overheard in the theater:
“This water slaps.”
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Things overheard in the theater:
“This water slaps.”
Things overheard in the theater:
“This is church. They wanna feel the lord and that bass.”
Things overheard in the theater:
“Have you ever served a punch bowl full of warm milk at a party before?”
Things overheard in the theater:
~during an acrobatic show~
Stage Manager: “Alright spots you’re just gonna stay on him. He’s gonna be working that pole like a stripper.”
Things overheard in the theater:
ATD: Sup?
Tech: You tryin to fight?
ATD: Not here. Monkey bars. 3pm.
Actor: *freaking out before the show*
Our Assistant TD: As Snoop Dogg once said: “No stress. No seeds. No stems. No sticks. Some of that real sticky icky icky. Ooh wee! Put it in the air.”
Performers just so you know
If you ever leave candy or flowers behind after a show you have probably just made some technicians significant other very happy that night.
Things overheard in the theater:
“Jingle bells are just a festive shake weight”
Things overheard in the theater:
“Purgatory would be an infinite light hang and focus”
Things overheard in the theater:
Tech 1: *reads the back of a bottle in Spanish awfully*
Tech 2: That is the worst Spanish I have ever heard in my life.
Tech 1: I didn’t write it, you can’t blame me.
Things overheard in the theater:
“Girllllll is that jimmy johns? Fuck me up”
Things overheard in the theater:
“A honk is just a hood toot”
Things overheard in the theatre:
“I DIDN’T LICK YOUR FOREHEAD YOU FOREHEADED MY LICK”
Things overheard in the theater:
Tech 1: “DJ SOLID THUNK IN THE HOUSEEEEEE”
Tech 2: “The only solid thunk you’d make is turning on phantom power on a live mic”
All other techs: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Things overheard in the theater:
“DID YOU TOUCH HIS THROAT SWORDS!?”