Diagnosed with stage 4 Silly Goose Syndrome

Ari - She/Her - hrrrggh im fucking trapped here

[not-enough-salt]

Currently in Aruba and every single restaurant, museum, shop, and flyer is using generative AI slop it’s repulsive

[hagiomoto]

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

[hagiomoto]

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[sparkytheandroid]

life feels exactly like this now

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[drarry]

Everyone join hands with me and celebrate seven sexy sexy years of this post getting me anon death threats

[phanchester]

snoopy + my chemical romance lyrics

ft the ghost of you, famous last words, house of wolves + party poison

fob lyrics here

[keenbugg]

[not-enough-salt]

Every time I travel to a hospitable, friendly, southern location I am reminded of just how antisocial we northers are. Don’t talk to me in the elevator. Don’t make small talk at the register. Just let me do what I need to do and leave me alone. and i wonder why i have no friends lol

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[swampscvm]

<3 from today’s trans march in tiohtià:ke (so called ‘montreal’)

[default-mode]

[ID: Green fabric held by two people, with large writing in yellow with pink contour. It says, “Love for trans women of colour” End ID]

[not-enough-salt]

have been nothing but anxious today because my husband woke up sick and our honeymoon is tmrw.

we’re already rescheduled once before so I keep hoping and praying (not even religious) that he doesn’t get worse tonight

best part? I got him sick. Ugh.

[kosmogrl]

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

[nolaplantdaddy]

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

[noegrets]

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[not-enough-salt]

Found out recently some of the female security officers have been confiding in my husband whenever some of the other male officers act creepy toward him because they know he’s married and not a creep and honestly, it’s really warming to hear that my husband is a safe person for them.

Like I’m not threatened in the slightest by it cus I know my man is loyal but it just makes me feel like I really married the right guy when women can go to him if other men are making them uncomfortable.

Sucks that these incels exist tho

[lestatfag]

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell