please; don't stop

i never finish anything obsessive shipper obnoxiously inconsistent i'm so sorry

[formlessvoidbeast]

Chapter 2 - Grand Theft Auto

Dwalin grunted a negative sound as he steered the car in a wide turn, biceps straining deliciously against his shirtsleeves. “It handles like a boat.” His teeth appeared again, smile fierce and more than a little mean. “Let’s put it in the water.”

Nori laughed, thrilled to his core. He had to fight down the instinct to grab hold of Dwalin and kiss him right there.

Chapter 2 is now live, with yet more crime and excitement!

Enjoy!

[nowitsaparty]

Can we just appreciate this fic? Nwalin, cars, guns and violence. It’s literally everything I love. 

[nowitsaparty]

Anna: So, Mr. Barrow, are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Thomas: I'm a knife.

Jimmy: He's a little spoon.

[nowitsaparty]

currently feeling some Midge/Susie ace feels

send happy thoughts so I can recover from this unexpected obsessive episode .^.

[nowitsaparty]

where will you filthy ppl be sharing the good stuff now that tumblr is kicking us out? i need answers

also rest in pieces my mostly filthy art blog, lmk if you want any of my art in case it gets deleted :(

[asparklethatisblue]

To me nobody embodies this specific aesthetic better than Dori

⭐️ Commission Info ⭐️ Ko-Fi ⭐️

[nowitsaparty]

my brain has completely purged any memory of watching desolation of smaug i was trying to remember the movie, but i’m getting a 404 error in me brain

oh well lol.

[summervaca99]

[little-tunny]

*off key trumpet sounds* :-)

buy as a shirt or a sticker!

[noridwalinstuff]

Nori/Dwalin Week, May 22th - May 28th

Here are the prompts for the upcoming Nwalin Week, so you all have enough time to think about ideas or work on things:

Day 1: “Opposites Attract” or “Birds of a Feather”  Day 2: “Emeralds” or “Amethysts”   Day 3: “Fire” or “Water”  Day 4: “Orocarni Mountains” or “Misty Mountains”   Day 5: “Gift” or “Sacrifice”  Day 6: “Spring” or “Fall ”  Day 7: “Science Fiction“ or “Historical Drama”

These prompts are mostly themes so if you are inspired to do something you think is not entirely suitable… I promise you it is. You can write, draw, craft, headcanon, use either of the day’s prompts or combine them as you wish. Simply tag your entries with “Nwalin Week” so they can be reblogged on here, or tell me if I miss any

 And most of all, have fun!

[nowitsaparty]

don’t these look like coloring book pages? imagine that

[nowitsaparty]

awww how gross<3

one night i was really sleepy but refused to succumb to my exhaustion so i thought HEY why not draw sleepy dwarves instead! Enjoy ( ´ ▽ ` )

[nowitsaparty]

aloneindarknes7 asked for: what about nori being drunk and flirty with everyone until dwalin gets fed up and hauls him over his shoulder back to their place?

who can blame a dwarf for appreciating real sexy facial hair when he sees it? also, Oin is mighty adorable. I need to draw more Oin abubu

[nowitsaparty]

Set in thorinsmut's reincarnation au (+) which is btw amazing and I’ve probably read it two million and eight times during my down time

[nowitsaparty]

I was going through old art to see what I was into Back In The Day and I still like this :’)

[nowitsaparty]

rip have a good life ✌️

[nowitsaparty]

I DOn’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH but roadrat is a ship i can get on board honestly like do i have a type??? they straight up look like messed up grease smeared au nwalin they look so good who agrees?

[nowitsaparty]

[nowitsaparty]

tea-ess: Nwalin weapons or tools?

not fair to whom?