Nuckton

a motherfucker with unnecessarily long hair he/him(they) I promise I'm not a bot, I've just grown attached to that stupid orange ciricle, he is my son and I hate him

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[moggiem]

The fact that the defective turrets have masculine voices, whereas the normal turrets have feminine voices, implies some really fascinating stuff about the manufacturing processes at Aperture. Arguably, it's canon that part of the process of making a functioning turret is to forcefem her.

[embroiderycrafts]

My experiments with food continue 😌 by Fantastic_Head_2350 on reddit.

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]

[wiiwheel]

I need to go to gay homosexual event and rub up against a hairy fat man on the dancefloor NOWW *shatters every glass window in a 12 mile radius with the psychic resonance of my bearly desires*

[penandinkprincess]

[ruinedchildhood]

[canismaenad]

Very well translated gag from the comics.

[monaddecepticon]

I haven't seen the show but in the comic the next page is a badass full-page fight scene.

[aphelionsabyss]

I still really appreciate the hell out of this shit. It's so funny, but also helps you appreciate artists way more, as well as give you something to think about when observing other media! :D

[moringmark]

[charl0ttan]

work bathroom is like time machine to a far distant future where everybody is mad at you once you exit

[zszsze]

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

[silly-blue-gosling]

I love how much of a coward Grace is but my favorite example of his cowardice is when he says goodbye to Rocky.

When he says goodbye he just wants to get over it and not think about it, then he is stopped by Rocky asking him a question. He is so scared of saying goodbye that he does it as quickly as possible to try to get over the pain as fast as possible. I love that detail so much-that Grace is so scared of losing his friend that he just attempts to ignore the pain of saying goodbye. That is until Rocky stops him and they properly say far well to each other.

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[medievaljournalist]

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[brucefromfamilyguy]