Got it in Pun

Robots, video games, and puns. Y'know, the full package.

[3000s]

[basiliomagnus]

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[kabber]

[vedurnan-archive]

[my-dailydreams]

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[ass-watcher111]

[oleskyfm]

This is a worker’s reprieve checkpoint. I only want you to engage with this post if you’re shirking your duties on the clock right now. We are going to make it. We are going to text and scroll on company time. We are going to find a corner or bathroom to linger in while something needs doing. Get some!

[catchymemes]

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[halondrus]

Heres what i think gulool ja would look like playing fortnite with an ultrawide curved monitor with an obnoxious rgb speaker setup that is thematical for solution 9

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[medievaljournalist]

check this shit out

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[loth-creatures]

Loving star wars is a curse and perhaps a mental illness of some kind

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester