The Official Darkness

why do i have to be so popular?

[officialdarkness]

op literally went back in time to make an offshoot reality and basically broke the entire timeline but go off i guess

[aviaviator]

[killjoy-laserbeam]

My 2018 mood:

[officialdarkness]

Darkness: Women shouldn't curse.

Pauline: Get fucked.

Darkness: [Blinks in surprise]

[officialdarkness]

Darkness: You can't expect me to stab someone on an empty stomach.

Mario: I'd prefer if you didn't stab anyone at all, Darkness.

[mornincoffeerun-deactivated2020]

Traditional watercolor print of an angry citrus man whose favorite past time is making paper airplanes and throwing them at people.

[artsavi]

I hate being an artist with nothing better to do because it makes it easier for the smb fan server to give me Ideas.

Also it’s surprisingly easy to make Shimejis?

Note: These’ll work if you have Java installed! Download | Commissions | Ko-Fi

[artsavi]

FUCK

[incorrectrichalvarez]

Way to go, Darkness. The bar was set pretty low, but you found a shovel and tunneled underneath it.

Wario

(via incorrectrichalvarez)

[officialdarkness]

Decious: Is that a threat?

Darkness: Why, yes. I thought that was obvious.

[officialdarkness]

@ the constant references to stupid mario brothers in the recent sketches: why do you keep showing up. what are you hiding.

[officialdarkness]

FUCK you, decious

[killjoy-laserbeam]

Decious:

[officialdarkness]

FUCK you AND that asshole ganon

[aviaviator]

[officialdarkness]

Mario: You just can't go around killing people!

Darkness: Why not?

Mario: What do you mean "why?" Cause you can't!

Darkness: Why?

Mario: Because you just can't, okay?

Mario: Trust me on this.

[officialdarkness]

Mario: Do you EVER give a straight answer?

Darkness: What do YOU think?

[incorrectrichalvarez]

I relate to the phrase “chillin’ like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin.

Darkness

(via incorrectrichalvarez)

[officialdarkness]

Decious: Want to hear a lie?

Darkness: What?

Decious: I think you're great. You're my best friend.