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@ofrubyslpprs
indie && selective rp blog for dorothy gale from the wizard of oz. 1939 film based mixed with personal headcanons. 18+ only but 21+ is preferred. the mun ( rina. she/her ) is 21+. blog is under construction but mostly finished. please read my google doc before following me.
RULES + ABOUT.
𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
“ am i not good enough? ”
“ you’ve been so quiet. what’s on your mind? ”
“ why did you help me? ”
“ who do you fight for? ”
“ why do you hate me? ”
“ have you come to laugh at me in my miserable state? ”
“ you’re not dating anyone, are you? ”
“ i’ve got your back, okay? ”
“ where do you think you’re going? ”
“ how long have i been asleep? ”
“ are you going to kill me? ”
“ why can’t i come with you? ”
“ we all have secrets, don’t we? ”
“ did you want to be alone? ”
“ why should i trust you? ”
“ wait. did you hear that? ”
“ promise me? ”
“ why are you talking like we’ll never see each other again? ”
“ do you remember anything at all? ”
“ what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? ”
“ you wanna know what your problem is? ”
“ may i have this dance? ”
“ can i ask… what happened? ”
“ how many people have you killed? how many? ”
“ do you ever hear yourself? ”
“ would you run away with me? ”
“ could you be happy here with me? ”
“ you can’t or you won’t? ”
“ you slept with them, didn’t you? ”
“ well, how do i look? ”
“ after all you’ve done how can i possibly trust you? ”
“ why can’t you let me in? what are you so afraid of? ”
“ what did they do to you? ”
“ so why’s it so important anyway? ”
“ where have you been? ”
“ why are you looking at me like that? ”
“ why did you come? ”
“ what are you doing out here by yourself? ”
“ is… that my shirt you’re wearing? ”
“ you… don’t like me very much, do you? ”
“ why does it always have to be a fight with you? ”
“ why can’t you look me in the eye? ”
“ can you forgive me? ”
“ what if i never see you again? ”
“ you were going to leave without saying goodbye? ”
“ how about a little midnight snack? ”
“ are you… smelling me? ”
“ how did you get this scar? ”
“ what do you want in exchange for it? ”
“ what did you want to tell me? ”
👗
⌜🧸🧁🌻𝓓𝓖⌟➜ cruella is always dressed stylishly of course, but tonight she’s certainly upped the ante. she looks elegant && somehow edgy all at once. if her plan is to make heads turn, she’s definitely accomplished her goal. dorothy audibly gasps when she sees her, the other woman familiar enough to comfortably enter the diner even though it says closed on the outside. ❝ oh my — oh honey look at you. why you look prettier than a magnolia in may. ❞
@devilunboxed
𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (𝐏𝐓. 𝟏)
so, i absolutely love cooking! it's a passion of mine, i've been cooking for my family for years, people seem to find my food edible enough, and i recently found myself unable to cook at all for about a week, resulting in this little list coming into existence! i'm most likely going to make more of these, simply because the dynamics in a kitchen are varied as hell, right? we have romantic couples who cook together as a hobby, there's professional restaurant kitchen settings, baking oriented stuff, cooking with kids, there's a LOT to be done w the topic! so these are more for the chaos of someone who cannot boil an egg to save their life, vs. someone who enjoys cooking and is widely considered to be a dab hand at it! DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST! but i do hope you enjoy it as much as i enjoyed making it!
" hey, hey, it's okay! we'll scrape off the burnt bits! "
" here, let me chop the onions, okay? you can dice the peppers and beef; just be sure to do them on separate boards, yeah? "
" you... you know the wine was for the stew, don't you?! "
" i swear to you, i don't know how this happened. i followed every single instruction, word for word! "
" taste this and tell me what you think! "
" oh my god... this is AMAZING! you should have your own cooking show! "
" you're kidding me! no way this whole thing is vegan! it's just too good! "
" so, um... i might have possibly accidentally tipped the entire jar of cayenne pepper into the soup... and by might have, i mean definitely. "
" i think i'm gonna have to ask you to leave the kitchen before you hurt somebody. "
" it says here to fold in the eggs... now, tell me, how exactly does one do that? "
" i might have over-exaggerated my cooking skills... and blown up the oven. "
" look, it sounds gross, but i'm telling you, when it's cooked right, it's the best thing ever! "
" i lied to my date and now they think i'm this amazing cook when i'm absolutely not, so please, can you spare me the lecture and just teach me how to cook? "
" woah, woah, woah... try chopping like this. yeah, that's it. you won't chop off your hand this way. "
" so, um... how exactly did it manage to stay frozen solid on the inside, but scorch to a crisp on the outside? "
" okay, remember when it asked for fifty grams of sugar? yeah. i accidentally used salt. "
" well, at least we know the smoke alarms work, right? "
" i ruined three knives, i have a roast chicken embedded in my ceiling, my oven officially needs therapy, and so do i! wanna call it quits and order a pizza? "
" i swear, you're one of those kitchen gods who can make ice cubes taste fantastic! "
" this is the fun part! take that tenderiser, and beat the absolute crap out of that pile of steaks. "
" i'm trying so hard not to judge you right now, but... onion goggles?! "
" how on earth did you get pasta sauce on the ceiling? "
" you know every single firefighter in town knows my name? and my top three favorite comfort foods to bring each time i trigger the fire alarm? yeah. that's my culinary reputation. "
" hey. it's okay. this isn't the first time i've burnt dinner. i have taco bell on speed dial. "
" sometimes recipes just don't work out. and that's okay! what matters is that you tried. "
" i didn't realize it was even possible to burn water! "
" ah... i see where you went wrong. the recipe uses paprika. this is chilli powder. "
" quit eating the batter, or we'll have no cupcakes at all! "
" no! no way. i'm not tasting anything cooked by you; not since your orange juice gave me food poisoning. "
" the last time i tried to cook, my pot roast ended up on fire and put a hole in my dry wall. i had to hang paintings over it until i could refill the crater. "
" no, you cannot cook chicken medium-rare. wanna know why? because that means it's raw. and you'll end up with food poisoning. and i'll have to tell you what a moron you were to even think that was an acceptable thing to do in the first place. "
" i thought you teaching me how to cook would be all soft and friendly, like the great british bake-off! but it's more like hell's kitchen. "
" no tears in my kitchen, thank you! "
" six fires in three hours is your personal best! only problem is, we're making fruit salad... "
" i understand that it's meant to be salted caramel, but... exactly how much salt did you use?! "
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⌜🧸🧁🌻𝓓𝓖⌟➜ ❝ do you like it? ❞ dorothy asks timidly when she steps out of the dressing room sporting something she herself picked out. everything else was expertly selected by the fashion designer herself but dorothy wanted to pick one thing as well. she chose a denim jumpsuit with a gold zipper on the front that perfectly matches her favorite gold hoop earrings. the jumpsuit is certainly very form fitting, hugging her curves that are normally hidden. but she has the zipper pulled all the way up as far it will go, which is not how the garment is intended to be worn.
the owner of the shop, artie, seems to be on the cusp of saying something but cruella is already on it. taking the zipper betwixt her fingers && pulling it down slowly. the backs of the fashionista’s hands brush against dorothy’s soft skin as she pulls the zipper down just enough to show off the beautiful dark complexion there. stopping right above the center gore of her bra.
for an alarming moment, dorothy is ashamed that she imagined the other woman not stopping at all but continuing to pull down the zipper —- undressing her instead of simply adjusting her chosen garment. she will not allow her depraved imagination to wander beyond that. ❝ oh, yes that does look a lot better…thank you. ❞ she squeaks with a little smile.
@devilunboxed
⌜🧸🧁🌻𝓓𝓖⌟➜ endless edits of dorothy 03/♾. | only mutuals may reblog 💖
here’s dorothy + her natural hair 🥰
Ryan Destiny via instagram
A princess runs away because of an arranged marriage, befriends a gang of outlaws, falls in love with one of them, only to find out he is actually the prince she was supposed to marry, who also ran away.
❥ 𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 [ 𝐀 𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 ] .
designed for muses with a bit of unresolved tension between them , but can be used for any circumstances you see fit !!
♡ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 : add ‘ + 🔁 ’ to reverse the roles .
📖 : my muse discovers your muse reading a diary entry that my muse wrote about yours .
💅 : your muse paints my muse’s nails .
🚿 : my muse accidentally moans while your muse washes their hair .
👕 : your muse helps my muse get dressed after my muse sustains an injury or illness .
🛏️ : our muses are forced by circumstance to share a bed for the night .
🧼 : your muse bathes mine after my muse sustains an injury or illness .
🙏 : our muses’ hands brush as they walk side by side .
💢 : your muse picks mine up & carries them over their shoulder .
👁️ : your muse is watching mine sleep , when my muse suddenly wakes up & catches them .
🚬 : my muse steals a cigarette ( or lollipop ) from your muse & puts it in their mouth .
🎐 : our muses slow dance together .
🧦 : your muse walks in on my muse changing clothes .
🎀 : your muse brushes my muse’s hair .
💍 : our muses are mistaken for a couple by someone else .
👔 : your muse notices that my muse’s shirt is open & goes to ‘ fix it ’ .
👗 : my muse sees yours all dressed up .
🪑 : my muse is ‘ forced ’ to sit on your muse’s lap ( due to a lack of chairs , faulty seatbelt , etc . )
🍆 : your muse makes a suggestive joke but my muse actually acts on it .
ofrubyslpprs:
⌜🧸🧁🌻𝓓𝓖⌟➜ ❝ no you didn’t i just…i’ve never forgotten your face. ❞ her smile drops a little and she tries to backtrack, ❝ i know all of my regulars, i’m um…i’m good with remembering faces. not just yours obviously, you’re not my only regular patron. ❞ here she goes again, rambling nervously. estella was a beauty before to be sure but now like this? despite the other woman’s discomfort the confidence she exudes is very attractive admirable.
❝ i won’t tell anyone if you’re worried about that, honey. i’m just happy that you’re safe. that’s all that matters. i did miss having you in the diner. i hope this means you’ll be coming in again more often? ❞
❝i suppose i can’t blame you, i am rather… unforgettable. as dreary as estella was, she really was something-❞
a twinge of sadness for her former self? perhaps. but, it’s been a while since she had answered to that name, and if things go to plan, she never will again. still, she can’t seem to forget her old haunts.
❝quite an unfortunate situation, estella’s death. i may pop in from time to time, if my schedule allows. i’m rather busy these days, being the biggest new name in fashion, of course. i see you haven’t changed, darling. perhaps we can do something about that. it’s the season of rebirth.❞
⌜🧸🧁🌻𝓓𝓖⌟➜ ❝ oh, i didn’t find estella dreary at all. ❞ she offers sincerely, recalling how she had found the redheaded woman to be mysterious and intriguing. but as much as she liked her then, this new version seems more authentic to herself and more fulfilled. dorothy is happy for her. it takes bravery to reinvent one’s self.
❝ i saw one of your creations in the paper this morning actually, you’re very talented cruella. ❞ dorothy beams. ❝ reinvent myself? oh goodness…well I do sometimes wish i was more stylish and confident. i used to be very confident when i was a little girl, and fierce too if you can believe it.
—- once in church this awful boy wouldn’t stop yanking on all the girl’s hair during the service. he did it to me and i whipped around and hit him so hard i broke his nose && busted his lip. i got into so much trouble. ❞
but dorothy leans in just a tiny bit, ❝ but between you and me? i don’t regret doing it. i could never do something like that now though, and as far as being fashionable goes; i’m just not pretty enough for all that. you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. ❞
CREATOR HUB SUMMER EVENT 2021 | Day 1: Colour — Cruella (2021) dir. Craig Gillespie
ALEX CRANE 3x11: “Watch the Throne”
devilunboxed·:
the assumption hits her like a truck, is she really that TRANSPARENT? estella had always ordered the same, and enjoyed it too. in fact, horace, jasper and estella had been what you would consider regulars. she had even exchanged a few pleasantries with the owner.
she forces a smile, an obviously uncomfortable but nevertheless, a smile.
❝and what gave you that impression, darling? did i walk in with it written on my forehead?❞
⌜🧸🧁🌻𝓓𝓖⌟➜ ❝ no you didn't i just...i've never forgotten your face. ❞ her smile drops a little and she tries to backtrack, ❝ i know all of my regulars, i'm um...i'm good with remembering faces. not just yours obviously, you're not my only regular patron. ❞ here she goes again, rambling nervously. estella was a beauty before to be sure but now like this? despite the other woman's discomfort the confidence she exudes is very attractive admirable.
❝ i won't tell anyone if you're worried about that, honey. i'm just happy that you're safe. that's all that matters. i did miss having you in the diner. i hope this means you'll be coming in again more often? ❞
Dorothy: no one will know I’m gay.
also Dorothy when/if @devilunboxed calls her darling even though it’s a casual term she uses for everyone:
@ofrubyslpprs // s.c
❝how…quaint.❞
she muses quietly, mostly to herself as she eyes the small diner. she had probably said the exact same thing the last time she was here. but of course, that was a LIFETIME ago… literally.
estella had enjoyed this place, sometimes unironically, so it seems only natural for cruella to pay a visit.
❝it’s mid-morning. i would’ve thought you’d be busier. a shame, really.❞
⌜🧸🧁🌻𝓓𝓖⌟➜ dorothy is sitting at one of the tables, looking at that morning's paper with litle interest until she gets to a grainy black && white photo of someone who looks vageuly familiar. but she isn't close to anyone so..rebellious so she's likely just imagining it. but she looks familiar, that's why she's staring at the photo for too long. no other reason. it is indeed slow at the moment, there was a bit of a rush earlier but now only a few people have wandered in and most just ordered a pastry or whatnot. traffic will pick up in a little while for lunch, dorothea is grateful for her patrons of course but she's also happy to have some down time.
she nearly drops her bagel in her lap when she walks into her shop, the same woman smirking in that photo in her newspaper. ❝ oh um well...you're in luck honey, you missed all the hustle && bustle from earlier this morning. now it's mostly just late people stepping in to grab a pastry on their way to work. ❞ she says as she puts her apron back on over her baby blue and white lace dress. dorothy makes sure to subtly hide the paper under her plate. but now that she's here in the flesh, and not a grainy photo --- could it be? maybe...
❝ may i...um...may i guess your order? the house special? ❞ her expression is gentle, curious as she looks at her face && the puzzle pieces fall into place. ❝ with extra jam? ❞
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