Id Rather Be Doing Chandler Riggs Than This.

[omqitshailey]

i love how hipsters post john green quotes, not knowing that this is him

[contraception-deactivated202011]

teasing the boys in the club like

[intensional]

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

[canaydian]

motherly love

[hannahcanon]

[unwarmed]

[ryanhigainspired-blog]

[highlandvalley]

[junebouvierr]

idiot

[kxneki]

why want the d when you can have the p

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[omqitshailey]

not texting back is only okay if i do it

[kittiezandtittiez]

[psyducked]

bring the kibbles

[geeksquadgangbang-deactivated20]

[nateriot-deactivated20180701]

Obama on gay adoption 

[itsflooo]

You the man

[wvrhol3]

fucking beautiful

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

[omqitsnikki]

H8 Obama

[simpsons-latino]

[kingcarmody-deactivated20200719]

how I leave uncomfortable situations

[cheia]

[tupacabra]

it’s a metaphor

[otterwize-deactivated20140711]

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

[iraffiruse]

[a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son]