charli

19 | any pronouns | proud #phannie

[diphowell]

Dan and Phil: Tomodachi (real) Life

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[dnp-as-posts]

[silverrmagic]

'i asked chat gpt..' ok well i asked dan howell and he said microwave is onomatopoeia

[deadaliveunknown]

i asked him if he was sure that was correct and factual and he said "100 percent"

[lyraisnotonfire]

this fanfic shit is easy

[lyraisnotonfire]

you get it

[tofandomhellandback]

German Songs with the same vibe as that weird family song Dan keeps singing

A list made by me

I'm a daycare teacher so I hear this song 6 times a day. So yes. It's definitely the same annoying vibe with a hint of rage bait potential.

Again. Kids love this song. Makes no sense. Intentionally bad.

Honestly? This one is lowkey a banger.

Oh, Dan would absolutely love Blümchen. I just know it.

Once again: Songs that kids are obsessed with for no fucking reason. Again big ragebait potential. Once my niece sang this song until I almost shoved her against the nearest wall.

[sm64mario]

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

[sm64mario]

AND NOT MISS

[dnp-as-posts]

[are-you-feeling-phantastic]

i feel sorry for people who arent in the dnp fandom wdym you cant wake up in the morning and find out your favourite gay british twinks posted a video of them making cocktails, getting drunk and yapping about outrageous things

and also apparently one of them has the coriander soap gene but he still likes coriander because he?? enjoys the taste of soap????

[will-tyler]

my grandparents on face time

[dipandpip08]

the face of a man who is completely in love with his boyfriend and is being exposed for it

[sunchildsatoru]

CRITICAL HEART EYES HOWELL

[manofmoth]

i expect to see 100 phan art depictions of this look on my desk by tomorrow morning.

[lilac-sunflower-16]

[bleachblondephil]

oh fuck off

[sunchildsatoru]

wants that cookie so bad he’s eating the dough raw

[steadynightruins]