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I think there’s more to be said about the wombkiss
you’re right we could all be spending WAY more time talking about the wombkiss especially since his abs look like this just moments before
so we really can’t blame ilya for doing this. smushed nose mouth wet tongue first rock hard humping the sheets while shane sees shrimp colors
and all of its immediately followed up by ilya saying Roll Over I Have GOT To Put My Dick Inside You. really phenomenal stuff. i love television.
Ilya and his mama in 1994
He was so loved :’(
Svetlana: bitch you’re really secretive about fucking someone named Jane in Montreal and you get really fucking weird when I mention Shane Hollander…… I’m not stupid.
Hayden: have fun with Boston Lily 😃
I think this is the tenth HEATED RIVALRY recs post I've done? It's a ridiculous number for how I've only been reading since a little before the show came out and I'm still further behind every day than when I started, because there are so many incredible fics! And one of my favorite things is how much the fandom has embraced giving us more of seeing Hollanov through Yuna's eyes, through David's eyes, through Hayden's eyes, through Svetlana's eyes, through Rose's eyes, through Jackie's eyes, it makes the world feel even more expanded and beloved, especially because these characters are also so incredibly wonderful.
Don't get me wrong, Shane and Ilya are still the center of this world, and those two are absolute FREAKS about each other, in heartbreaking and hilarious ways in turn, but I love how much the fandom has given us the other characters being like UGH THOSE ASSHOLES or AWW THEY'RE PERFECT, what a perfect and fun fandom. (Also, the fandom is slowly giving me Shane and Ilya on the Bears' team or on the Voyageurs' team together, and don't get me wrong I love the Centaurs with my whole heart, but do you KNOW how much fun the Bears can be?? Or how much I NEED Hayden and Ilya on the same team?? LET. HAYDEN. JOIN. THE. CENTAURS. I've been good, fandom, I deserve this!)
HEATED RIVALRY - NO I WON’T BE CHILL ABOUT THE GAY HOCKEY PLAYERS SHOW:
love takes miles by mightyd0lphin, ilya/shane & cast, NSFW, 18.7k The coach's son from Ilya's youth sells his story, and Ilya is left to pick up the pieces. Hollander helps more than he could have ever expected.
your good buddy lily by larry_larson, ilya/shane & jackie/hayden & pikes & cliff, 17.9k of all things, hayden doesn't expect a t-shirt to be the thing that exposes it all
something you can build by some1_around, ilya/shane & hayden & cliff & cast, nsfw, 81.2k wip It’s 2018. Shane Hollander has to figure out his new life, in a new city, on a new team, while being out to the world but not by his own choice. Ilya, along for the ride, also has to learn what it means to be connected to a place, to a person, and to his own inner truth. (Sequel to “something you can fix,” set post-Heated Rivalry, pre-The Long Game)
it's all fun and games until someone has been secretly gay this whole time by thegreenempty, ilya/shane & hayden, 2.9k Hayden had never seen him like this before. The painkillers were making Shane…fun. He was funny, and kind of bitchy? All Hayden had to do was mention a player, any player in the league, and Shane had an absolutely devastating assessment locked and loaded. To hear Canada’s Golden Boy with perfect PR presence rip into everyone and everything…it was just too tempting to pass up.
Bon Voyage Voyageurs by Frostberry, ilya/shane, 1.5k For his very last Montreal game, a reporter asks Shane a question about balancing hockey and his personal life concerning his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov. Shane answers them bluntly. “He’s not my boyfriend.” Naturally, everyone is devastated.
the extended support group by goldengalaxies, ilya/shane & troy/harris & hayden & cliff & j.j. & centaurs, 1.3k Harris @Cliff @Hayden I know I’m not a hockey player but can I join the ‘Rozanov & Hollander are going to make me quit my job’ group??
The Many Titles of the Group Chat by stabthroughme, ilya/shane & scott/kip & eric/kyle & troy/harris & ryan & luca & cast, 5k It started with Ilya having suggestions for the menu at the new and improved Kingfisher. It stopped being a reno chat real quick
the best person to be stuck in an elevator with by Sporkess, ilya(/shane) & yuna(/david), 7.2k There's no good way to be stuck in an elevator. Not when you're stuck in an elevator with someone who treats being annoying as an art form he wants to perfect, and definitely not when that person is your son's rival who you've hated for years. But, when Yuna finds herself stuck in an elevator with Ilya Rozanov, she realises there's more to the story than she'd seen.
i love you, ya tebya lyublyu, je t'aime by moonlightdances, ilya/shane & david/yuna, 10.1k “Because I can’t fucking do this, Ilya. I’m going to my parents’, I- I need a break, alright? Shit.” Shane’s gaze locked onto his keys and he picked them up, stalking towards the door.
the trials and tribulations of love languages by moonlightdances, ilya/shane & cast, 7.2k Every single example online of the love languages could fit Ilya to some degree – Shane had never thought about it before, but now that he knew, it was a problem that he didn’t know Ilya’s. He already wasn’t fluent in Russian, despite his attempt at learning, and he refused to be behind on another of Ilya’s languages.
Do Not Text Jane by icopythefax, ilya/shane & hayden, nsfw, 12.9k Ilya's POV for I Like Jane For You The same mix-up leaves Ilya with someone else's boring phone for three days. It does not contain as many secrets. It does contain more Hollander, more pregnant nudies, and it comes with constant annoying updates from Hayden Pike.
Right Formula, Wrong Answer by queerteaoop, ilya/shane & hayden & svetlana, nsfw, 9.5k Shane had accidentally brought Ilya Fucking Rozanov’s bag to the arena.
Melt With You by there_must_be_a_lock, ilya/shane, NSFW, 2k Shane insists that he is fine, Ilya insists that he is selfish, and they both insist that this whole thing is casual. Everyone here is lying through their fucking teeth.]
wishing you the best (in the worst way) by gurlsrool, ilya/shane & centaurs & voyageurs & scott/kip & troy/harris & cast, 12.1k In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.
how sweet it tastes by ofmonticello, ilya/shane & hayden & centaurs, 11.2k hayden gets traded to the centaurs after a lot of deliberating, and his first season in ottawa proves why the change was worth it (plus the summer after)
white collar crimes by Anonymous, ilya/shane, NSFW, 6.9k So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it. His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.
give me your hurt if you need someone to blame by iittaliia, ilya/shane & hayden, 6k ”What the fuck were you thinking putting me down as your emergency contact?” ”What?” Ilya blinked, the sudden change in atmosphere clearly having caught him off guard. ”That I want you here?” he said like it was obvious, like that would be reason enough to put everything they were and everything they had at risk.
The Photoshoot by dntat, ilya/shane & centaurs, 2.1k The thing was. The thing was that people knew Shane was married to him. To Ilya fucking Rozanov. So he could not fucking understand why the photographer kept hitting on his husband.
MORE RECS UNDER THE CUT because zero chill about the hockey assholes means ZERO CHILL ABOUT THE HOCKEY ASSHOLES OKAY.
“Wait! The all-star game! You two had so much chemistry”
fics that include ilya bonding with yuna and david <33
because i posted this and couldn't stop thinking about it
last one to leave the bleachers every time - david hollander the dad that you are
from the cold - yuna offering her hand to ilya and what she says before he takes it. rip me.
маскировка - everything this author writes is amazing. just read it.
hand me a pen and i'll rewrite the pain - yuna gives ilya a piece of childhood he wasn't allowed to keep
closer to the heart - ilya stays the night with yuna and david!! yay <3
Foolishly and Confidently Blind - what if both david and yuna went to go get that damn charger at shane's cottage
exchange - david making sure he can text his bonus son whenever he wants
little boy lost - beautiful perfect anon recommended this one and they were so correct. everyone go read it.
simmer. - thank you for pasta future father in law!
In the Details - ilya cracking his heart open to make yuna feel better
Piece by Piece - david and yuna checking on their second son <33
Heated Rivalry AU where the relationship reveal happens because David Hollander's phone gets hacked and approximately 5,000 pictures and videos of Shane and Ilya being cute (both together and individually) get dumped onto the internet.
No accusations can be made about them throwing games for each other, because there are several videos of them being super competitive about absolutely nothing. For example, one of the dumped files is a video of the two playing Monopoly (filmed discretely from a hallway). They look about ready to murder each other. And then, off-screen, Yuna's voice - in a Mom Voice TM, of course - calls, "Boys, you better not be doing what I think you are!"
Ilya says, "Nyet, Mama," at the same time Shane says "No, Mom!" And in perfect sync they hide evidence of the game, not a single movement between them wasted.
There's also a video of them trash talking each other for being slow as they race to put away the most clean dishes from the dishwasher.
It's a whole genre. Play-fighting as they bring out a measuring tape to literally measure who shoveled the most snow from the driveway, bringing up hockey stats as they argue over who deserves to hold the tv remote, etc.
And, of course, Ilya isn't upset at David for the whole incident. Ilya is crying, though, because it's clear from looking through the photos how much David absolutely loves Ilya. It's so apparent through the captured moments how much David adores his second son.
Casting Franco as Cliff brings a whole new aspect to the character cause he provides big henchman energy that we don’t really get in the books. That’s a guy who will cover up a murder for Ilya. I can see it in his eyes.
During the time that Callan Potter was doing cameos I realized that I was an adult, with adult money, and free will. So I did a thing...
Worth. Every. Penny.
heated rib
During the time that Callan Potter was doing cameos I realized that I was an adult, with adult money, and free will. So I did a thing...
Worth. Every. Penny.
Montreal Girl by SourLeminade - (Rating: Not Rated, Words: 2,223)
Not for the next two fucking years, when everything they played a game in Montreal, Ilya was fucking salivating at his phone. Probably hoping this girl would just fucking invite him over already. Cliff is certain he failed every time because he was Ilya’s roommate, and they would either end up in bed alone at the end of the night or kick each other out for a little while.
Cliff has got to give it to the Montreal Girl. Two years is a long time to keep a professional hockey player wrapped around your finger with no sex.
So, two years later, Cliff finally brings it up again.
Cottage Fries by btsaudge - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1,226)
Shane makes Ilya breakfast. Ilya makes Shane come.
what the fuck did you just say? by larold - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1,626)
“Yes, you’d fucking like that wouldn’t yo—,” The blonde cuts himself off, washcloth now discarded somewhere on the floor, hands slide up the length of Shane’s back, and stop to rest at the top of his shoulders. Ilya squeezes lightly before bending down to press a kiss right below the other man’s ear. “What the fuck did you just say?”
With Your Fingers In My Mouth by Neptune5627 - (Rating: Mature, Words: 2,959)
Shane comes home tired and in need of some serious care from his husband. Ilya is more than happy to give him what he needs.
Just a very fluffy oneshot of them being soft and happy. Light smut and even lighter angst.
You Fight So Dirty (But You Love So Sweet) by f4nt45ywh0r3 - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 2,055)
The Ottawa Centaurs play the Montreal Voyaguers for the first time since Shane transferred teams. It isn't a warm welcome, and Ilya takes the disrespect to Shane personally, ending up being ejected from the game. Later that night, Ilya shows Shane that even though he fights dirty, he can love so sweet.
Better Than Me by Anonymous - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1,294)
“I'm yours, right?” Shane asks.
Ilya frowns. Shane watches his husband’s eyes dart across his face as he holds his breath. “Of course,” Ilya says, resolute despite the confusion on his face. “And I’m yours.”
Shane exhales, nodding. “Show me.”
“Show you what?”
“That I’m yours.”
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Shane performs badly in one of their games. A fan flirts with his husband. He gets his husband to fuck him so he stops feeling pissed off.
Shane's Birthday Surprise by oreoritz - (Rating: Mature, Words: 821)
Ilya surprises Shane on Shane's first birthday as boyfriends.
4 hours without freckles by Loon57 - (Rating: Mature, Words: 4,605)
Ilya freezes in place, staring at his face with a look of horror, similar to the one he gets when he looks at the green smoothies Shane makes for training.
- What's wrong with your face?
- What? You saw me this morning -He touches his cheek as if that would explain something.
- Gdetvoivesnushki? -Ilya speaks so fast in Russian that Shane doesn't understand him, so he has to repeat it in English, with the same hint of anger in his voice.- Where are your freckles, Hollander?
Ilya, Unleashed by OceanusK - (Rating: Not Rated, Words: 2,405)
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BOOK 6 OF THE GAME CHANGER SERIES (The Long Game)
It's Shane Hollander's first season with the Ottawa Centaurs, and his first game playing on the same team as Ilya Rozanov. Hayden Pike is understandably nervous.
me and you and awkward silence by ilmostro - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 2,950)
shane's mood drops after ilya brings up marrying svetlana for convenience. he fixes it
the cameo video from callan potter (aka hayden pike) about the cliff/hayden fanfic is actually sending me into orbit “shoutout to you ao3 demons” i can’t breathe he’s so funny
There were no nice men in Montreal?
Yuna Hollander tipsily remarking one night ‘You know honey, when I said fuck Rozanov in the butt, I didn’t mean literally.’
Shane promptly short-circuits while frantically hoping Ilya keeps his mouth shut.
Unfortunately, David has indulged in a little too much Russian vodka, and remarks ‘nah, it’s definitely the other way around.’
Shane immediately leaves the room - only to come back a second later when he hears a loud ‘thud’, which turns out to be Ilya falling off the sofa because he was laughing so hard.
shine - hollanov - @hollanovmicrofic - slightly NSFW - word count: 695 - click here for my hollanov microfic archive on ao3
“Can I ask you something?” Yuna said lightly, causing dread and terror to flood Ilya’s chest.
They were sitting at the dinner table at Yuna and David’s place, having just polished off a meal Ilya could only describe as ‘delicious.’ David had gotten up to do the dishes, insisting Ilya sit and digest after having helped Yuna with the bulk of the cooking, leaving Ilya alone with his almost-mother-in-law. Being alone with Yuna and David still scared Ilya, but it was getting easier, most of the time.
Until Yuna said things like that. Because who was to say she wasn’t about to ask Ilya something like ‘What makes you think you deserve my son?’ or ‘Don’t you think you’re too fucked up for someone as perfect as Shane?’
So Ilya sat, tense, waiting for the verbal blow. Because really, he’d been waiting for the other shoe to drop for months, now, trying not to bask too much in the light of being Shane Hollander’s boyfriend when he knew he belonged in the dark of being alone.
So he was very shocked when Yuna instead asked, “Why do you call Shane a tomato?”
“I–what?” he muttered, sure he’d heard wrong.
Yuna, though, took his absolute confusion in stride, meeting his gaze head-on. “You speak to him in Russian sometimes. And he’s learning, too, I noticed. You call him names. At first, I thought…but they’re random things.” She pulled out her phone and, to Ilya’s utter horror and delight, seemed to swipe to a list. “Tomato. Lawnmower. Apple. Pencil. Shiny coin. Are these inside jokes? Sorry, I don’t mean to pry, I’m just curious…”
“You translate my Russian?” Ilya asked before he could stop himself.
Now Yuna was blushing. “It…seemed sweet. Like you were calling him pet names. I was probably being nosy, but I wanted to know…”
He could feel himself relaxing, though he made a mental note to himself that he could not get away with uttering dirty phrases in Russian to his boyfriend in front of others any longer, at least around Shane’s parents. “I do, sometimes,” he conceded, allowing his shoulders to slump a little. “There are many names I call him that are too mushy for English, I think. Milyy is…’darling,’” he translated, casting his mind around for the best words. “Malysh is…similar to ‘baby.’ Moya lyubov is like ‘my love’ and dorogoy is ‘sweetheart.’” He decided to leave out kotenok as he didn’t want to explain to Shane’s mother that he frequently called his boyfriend ‘kitten.’ “But…is game we play, I guess? I call him different Russian word, he guesses what it means. He practices my language, and I tell him I love him in fun way,” he shrugged. “Is our…thing.” But now he was smiling. Not so long ago, the only ‘thing’ they had was sneaking around. Now, they had other ‘things.’ ‘Things’ that held emotional weight and made Ilya smile to himself as he explained them to Shane’s mom, whom he had dinner with on a random Tuesday night, without Shane even there.
Yuna, of course, was smiling, too. “That’s sweet,” she said softly, racing over to pat his hand.
“Thank you, I–”
“I am wondering, though. I couldn’t seem to get a good translation for this one, maybe I wrote it down wrong: ‘ho-roo-sha ska-lew-hi.’ What does it mean?” she asked, reading the phrase off of her phone, eyes wide with curiosity.
And it was so kind. So sweet of her to want to understand his language, his relationship with Shane, that it almost stopped Ilya from choking on his own spit as he realized what she was trying to say. “I…um…that…” he stammered, trying to come up with a lie that sounded suitable in his head. “It means….’honey bear.’ Is just weird translation. Not…uh…what is word? Direct,” he stammered.
Yuna smiled and nodded. “How sweet,” she said, patting his hand.
It was a week later when he got the text:
Jane: Ilya, what the fuck? Why is my mother calling me a 'good slut' in Russian? And WHY does she seem to think it’s a good thing?
Ilya couldn’t help but grin. Thank god for mistranslations.
This is actually insane 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Hudson with the damn Prime Minister of Canada. this show and its reach continues to blow my damn mind. I-
is mark carney in the fleece?
hudson is gonna get appointed to the order of canada at this rate, im so serious
Girl, Hudson put the damn thing on him!😭😭😭😭
https://archiveofourown.org/works/78240486/chapters/205967171#workskin
Apparently I can’t stop writing about them?
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