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[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[thraginsufferable]

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[ruinedchildhood]

[pusheen]

[only-cat-memes]

[only-cat-memes]

[catasters]

[gnagster-deactivated20140907]

i put the :// in http://

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[my-dailydreams]

[thememedaddy]

[teaboot]

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the average runway model should be fat because the point of fashion runways is to show off the clothing, and fat people wear larger sizes, which makes it easier for the audience to see and appreciate the designs. follow me for more blindingly obvious facts of life

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this isn't a shitpost bc I'm dead serious. though actually there shouldn't be an “average” model size there should be multiple body types to show the designer knows what they're DOING. if your "haute couture" only works on stick figures then you aren't designing fashion you are playing with dolls.

if u can't design flattering fits for multiple body types then maybe just go work for Mattel? barbie always needs new outfits

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[only-cat-memes]