Panic! At The Everywhere

Charlie he/they 22

[panic-at-the-every-where]

Logging into tumblr after 6 years is crazy. Wtf is going on? What is Blaze?

[sudowoodo]

[hedgiehukun]

今日はホットケーキの日🍞失敗したけどムニエルちゃんがつくってくれたよ〜🍰（再掲）間違えて削除してしまい反応くれた方々ごめんなさい！

Today is pancake day in japan.She made me a pancake！

[i-accidently-everything]

SEA PANCAKE!

[epicmurdock]

When girls have periods? That’s mother nature.

When boys have periods? That’s brother nature.

When people beyond the binary have periods? That’s O T H E R N A T U R E

[epicmurdock]

Finally this joke gets the reception it deserves

[laika-the-bitch]

[gwinny5k]

The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.

[deliciousstomach-deactivated202]

Never heard a truer thing in my life.

[bogleech]

holy shit wait you mean being just morbidly terrified of doing anything wrong ISN’T necessarily the same as being “well behaved?!”

[themuditaendeavour]

Convenient children =/= healthy children

[absolutely-walnuts]

Convenient children do not equal healthy children

[esichovequechova]

[wanderingtycho]

This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.

[catbountry]

He would fucking love this.

[pro-gay]

WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP

[lewdcien]

YEET

[cantina-band]

[thebeakincarnate]

The only appropriate use of this song

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

@hawkeyedflame

[hawkeyedflame]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[alicekhoneybee]

This is pure and I love it.

[panic-at-the-every-where]

So cute!

[chlorine-bandito-nico-deactivat]

okay which one of y’all had one of THESE bad boys back in the day

[panic-at-the-every-where]

Omg.

[ranawaytotelltheworld]

[elodieunderglass]

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

[geminigeek]

Now this is quality content.

[iashvee-deactivated20190311]

my heart feels so warm seeing this

[candiikismet]

I will always reblog this. OTTERS!!!!

[the-haven-of-fiction]

😭❤️

[30-minute-memes]

Shark Rescue Squad

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

it’s rly sweet ppl think I live anywhere near a target like,

i can walk into some of the shops in my town barefoot carrying my dog and nobody will tell me to leave.

target isn’t brave enough to build here.

[thebibliosphere]

The last bastion of hope.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

yeah also it’s not illegal to ride a horse to a bar and get wrecked in lieu of a designated driver so like. we have a lot going on here.

[systlin]

Let’s be real though, the horse will always head back to its barn, so really this is a great idea. Get smashed, tie yourself to the horse, let the horse do whatever, and you’ll end up at home. 

…..not that I’ve ever done that on a trail ride before. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Okay, so a trail horse is reliable here, because a horse that’s afraid of city noises will head for home and avoid anything “dangerous” because it’s afraid. However, in my experience city-trained horses are much more obedient and are unafraid of roads and trust their rider a lot more fully. So if your drunk ass says “yeah let’s steer into oncoming traffic” the horse is gonna say “seems weird but okay man.”

[systlin]

Okay this is 100% a legitimate point. 

The only horse you should trust as DD is a horse with a healthy fear of speeding traffic. 

[alextheraven]

I would hope that that’s all horses

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It is possible and common to train the good sense right out of a city horse.

[systlin]

Very very true. 

A city horse would walk facefirst into an oncoming train if you asked it to. 

This is why I prefer country horses with a degree of realization of its own mortality left to it. 

[merak-zoran]

What the hell kinda city has a horse

[laina-inverse]

…I just love the fact that there is a distinction between country horse and city horse.

[merak-zoran]

What is a city horse, what IS it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

left ma and pop’s farm to make it big out there…..that horse’s gonna be a star

[revscarecrow]

I know a guy who got a DUI on a donkey

[justdungeonmasterthings]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Now that’s a curriculum I’d sign up for

[tht-pigeon]

Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"