Big man Lepus who gets all the bitches

the fuck-

[zee emerged from his treehouse groggly, dark feathers strewn in his hair as he rubbed an eye]

man, you know I'm a light sleeper. the fuck are you doing?

-@dozinganddoodling

*Lepus frantically paces around an quickly hides his tears*

ZEE!!! FUCK, I NEED YOUR HELP, THE BURROW!! THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION!!! IT'S ALL BURIED!! FUCK! HOLY SHIT!!!

shit-

[zee scrambled down the ladder, paused, then sighed]

okay, okay, is anything important there? anything that could be dying?

*Lepus takes deep breaths trying to calm down*

The first two floors of the Burrow are somewhat fine... but 3 and below are either flooded or collapsed, all my important shit is buried and shit with it...

alright. digging. i suggest we go bother people in the middle of the night screaming for shovels, because i don't have any and i doubt you do.

I will have you know I had five shovels, but now they are in the fucking sink hole that's my burrow

*Lepus point to the burrow*

as i said. you don't have shovels. now let's go find some before your entire burrow caves in

Yeah, let's fucking go!!!

the fuck-

[zee emerged from his treehouse groggly, dark feathers strewn in his hair as he rubbed an eye]

man, you know I'm a light sleeper. the fuck are you doing?

-@dozinganddoodling

*Lepus frantically paces around an quickly hides his tears*

ZEE!!! FUCK, I NEED YOUR HELP, THE BURROW!! THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION!!! IT'S ALL BURIED!! FUCK! HOLY SHIT!!!

shit-

[zee scrambled down the ladder, paused, then sighed]

okay, okay, is anything important there? anything that could be dying?

*Lepus takes deep breaths trying to calm down*

The first two floors of the Burrow are somewhat fine... but 3 and below are either flooded or collapsed, all my important shit is buried and shit with it...

alright. digging. i suggest we go bother people in the middle of the night screaming for shovels, because i don't have any and i doubt you do.

I will have you know I had five shovels, but now they are in the fucking sink hole that's my burrow

*Lepus point to the burrow*

the fuck-

[zee emerged from his treehouse groggly, dark feathers strewn in his hair as he rubbed an eye]

man, you know I'm a light sleeper. the fuck are you doing?

-@dozinganddoodling

*Lepus frantically paces around an quickly hides his tears*

ZEE!!! FUCK, I NEED YOUR HELP, THE BURROW!! THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION!!! IT'S ALL BURIED!! FUCK! HOLY SHIT!!!

shit-

[zee scrambled down the ladder, paused, then sighed]

okay, okay, is anything important there? anything that could be dying?

*Lepus takes deep breaths trying to calm down*

The first two floors of the Burrow are somewhat fine... but 3 and below are either flooded or collapsed, all my important shit is buried and shit with it...

#lepus does big man shit #zeenis (zee)#project daydream

the fuck-

[zee emerged from his treehouse groggly, dark feathers strewn in his hair as he rubbed an eye]

man, you know I'm a light sleeper. the fuck are you doing?

-@dozinganddoodling

*Lepus frantically paces around an quickly hides his tears*

ZEE!!! FUCK, I NEED YOUR HELP, THE BURROW!! THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION!!! IT'S ALL BURIED!! FUCK! HOLY SHIT!!!

WHO DID THIS!!!

OH NO THE DISCS SHIT THE DISCS THEY'RE BURIED

*Lepus panics*

ALL OF MY VALUABLE SHIT IS BURIED IN THE MUD

SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!

*quickly scurries out of the burrow*

OH NO THERE'S WATER! WHY THE HELL IS THERE WATER EVERYWHERE!

SHIT IT BROKE MY CHEST THERE'S COBBLESTONE EVERYWHERE!

SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME! WHAT THE FUCK!?

*Lepus hops around as he walks into his burrow*

Listen up bitches Just had a good mining session! Found not one, not two-

*Suddenly a sound can be heard then the hissing of TNT and Lepus puts his shield up keeping him from being hurt*

WHAT THE FUCK!?

*Lepus plays a disc in his jukebox in the deepest part of his burrow and sighs*

Fuck I miss Ollie

*He then tenses up and looks around just to relax apon the realization that no one else heard him*

After hours I am finally done

*He places the last of the dirt covering up the sound machines he has created with the iron doors given to him by Lynn*

Fucking hell this is annoying as fuck, she's going to be pissed

*The sound of iron doors opening and closing can be heard and it's loud and coming from everywhere*

what the fuck was-

hey lepus? did you get some kinda message about a new goddess too? i didn't even know there were gods here...

-@dozinganddoodling

Yeah, it was pretty fuckin weird, but like gods are pretty poggers

*Lepus crosses his arms*

We could get blessings and shit

i mean, it's a good opportunity...

should we make a church or something? most gods need stuff like that to get them going, i think. also, it might get us on Her good side, which would be-

well. probably good, right? as long as She's not corrupt as fuck

Maybe, we should make it out of cobblestone since it's the best block ever

cobblestone and some other blocks, making it just out of cobblestone would be kinda ugly.

You know what's really fucking ugly? Iron trap doors

*He says in a slightly passive aggressive tone*

I would pray to prime for a fucking pickaxe! I have been locked out from my house for a few days

[he chuckled for a moment, then paused]

you don't have a pickaxe?

shit, man, we didn’t mean to lock you out of your house. I'll take those down sometime, sorry.

"We"? Who is "we"? And for the record I have a pickaxe, but it's inside my house!!

*Lepus huff*

...me and lynn. sorry again, man, I'll take those down when i get the chance

but why don't you just carry your pickaxe on you-?

You don't get it Zeener, that's not apart of the big man Lepus lifestyle.

*In reality Lepus has just got back from mining and his pickaxe was broken, but he decided to just not say that*

Also of course that bastard Lynn is behind it, wrongens over there with their shit "cOmMuNiTy HoUse" that didn't even have valuable shit in it!

*Lepus rambles off, clearly more in frustration of the situation rather than actual hatred*

[zee nodded. he was mostly just thinking about the church thing, considering stuff for that as they half-listened to lepus ramble]

*Lepus takes a deep breath to calm himself down*

Anyway I am going to plan my vengeance, it's going to be pretty shitty,"

*He begins to walk away then turns back*

for her I mean, it's going to be shitty for her. I am big man Lepus, I would never do a shitty job on vengeance. Vengeance is my middle name!

*He then turns back before realizing he can't go back to his house because of the trap doors*

DAMNIT

i got it!

[he breaks down a few of the iron doors, then hands them to lepus]

lynn said you could have the iron doors, by the way. dunno what you'll use them for, though.

*Lepus looks down at the doors*

What would I do...? Hmm

*His face then lights up with a mischievous look*

Oh boy I am going to make her pay!!

*He immediately runs down to his burrow*

what the fuck was-

hey lepus? did you get some kinda message about a new goddess too? i didn't even know there were gods here...

-@dozinganddoodling

Yeah, it was pretty fuckin weird, but like gods are pretty poggers

*Lepus crosses his arms*

We could get blessings and shit

i mean, it's a good opportunity...

should we make a church or something? most gods need stuff like that to get them going, i think. also, it might get us on Her good side, which would be-

well. probably good, right? as long as She's not corrupt as fuck

Maybe, we should make it out of cobblestone since it's the best block ever

cobblestone and some other blocks, making it just out of cobblestone would be kinda ugly.

You know what's really fucking ugly? Iron trap doors

*He says in a slightly passive aggressive tone*

I would pray to prime for a fucking pickaxe! I have been locked out from my house for a few days

[he chuckled for a moment, then paused]

you don't have a pickaxe?

shit, man, we didn’t mean to lock you out of your house. I'll take those down sometime, sorry.

"We"? Who is "we"? And for the record I have a pickaxe, but it's inside my house!!

*Lepus huff*

...me and lynn. sorry again, man, I'll take those down when i get the chance

but why don't you just carry your pickaxe on you-?

You don't get it Zeener, that's not apart of the big man Lepus lifestyle.

*In reality Lepus has just got back from mining and his pickaxe was broken, but he decided to just not say that*

Also of course that bastard Lynn is behind it, wrongens over there with their shit "cOmMuNiTy HoUse" that didn't even have valuable shit in it!

*Lepus rambles off, clearly more in frustration of the situation rather than actual hatred*

[zee nodded. he was mostly just thinking about the church thing, considering stuff for that as they half-listened to lepus ramble]

*Lepus takes a deep breath to calm himself down*

Anyway I am going to plan my vengeance, it's going to be pretty shitty,"

*He begins to walk away then turns back*

for her I mean, it's going to be shitty for her. I am big man Lepus, I would never do a shitty job on vengeance. Vengeance is my middle name!

*He then turns back before realizing he can't go back to his house because of the trap doors*

DAMNIT

what the fuck was-

hey lepus? did you get some kinda message about a new goddess too? i didn't even know there were gods here...

-@dozinganddoodling

Yeah, it was pretty fuckin weird, but like gods are pretty poggers

*Lepus crosses his arms*

We could get blessings and shit

i mean, it's a good opportunity...

should we make a church or something? most gods need stuff like that to get them going, i think. also, it might get us on Her good side, which would be-

well. probably good, right? as long as She's not corrupt as fuck

Maybe, we should make it out of cobblestone since it's the best block ever

cobblestone and some other blocks, making it just out of cobblestone would be kinda ugly.

You know what's really fucking ugly? Iron trap doors

*He says in a slightly passive aggressive tone*

I would pray to prime for a fucking pickaxe! I have been locked out from my house for a few days

[he chuckled for a moment, then paused]

you don't have a pickaxe?

shit, man, we didn’t mean to lock you out of your house. I'll take those down sometime, sorry.

"We"? Who is "we"? And for the record I have a pickaxe, but it's inside my house!!

*Lepus huff*

...me and lynn. sorry again, man, I'll take those down when i get the chance

but why don't you just carry your pickaxe on you-?

You don't get it Zeener, that's not apart of the big man Lepus lifestyle.

*In reality Lepus has just got back from mining and his pickaxe was broken, but he decided to just not say that*

Also of course that bastard Lynn is behind it, wrongens over there with their shit "cOmMuNiTy HoUse" that didn't even have valuable shit in it!

*Lepus rambles off, clearly more in frustration of the situation rather than actual hatred*