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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

chapeldean

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

chapeldean

notavalidblognamebut

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

pereczke

Im at work and nobody knows that im painting Doris from Shrek in Pre-Raphaelite style on my ipad.

pereczke

In case anyone thought I was lying, here is the proof!

My reference was Hanging the Mistletoe by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Its hard to match with their skill but that lady reminded me of Doris very much)

Edit: fixed some shadows

ladybugboots

distant past

montymollusk

please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

pardalote

The Queen of Snails by Mother Eagle Via Flickr: Original freehand hand embroidery, cotton, metal thread, plastic filament, carnelian and rock crystal

beardedmrbean

oodles-of-boodle

Update!

NOT A HUMAN BONE

incidentalcomics

Morning Light

A poetry comic from my new book The Art of Living: Reflections On Mindfulness and the Overexamined Life.

Find it at your favorite local bookstore or online wherever books are sold. Available with free worldwide shipping here.

huariqueje

Pool # 27 - Ann Goldberg , 2016.

Canadian , b. 1970s

Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.

scouts-cosplays

OIL PAINTING.

hya-ichor

cacodaemonia

I found lots more on the artist's website, and then came across Percy in the Pool, which almost did me in 🥺🧡

ashstfu

btw i figured it all out and life is about laughing with your friends & listening to your fave songs. you’re welcome

#no because im having a life crisis and this is literally the answer

noahverrier

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

mighty-meerkat

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

moonlitstargazer

bunney

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

teampunkrocket-moved-deactivate

copepods

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

copepods

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful