The Phanussy

i cant believe i made a phumblr in the year of our lord and saviour 2025

[mint-kaktuss]

The path of righteousness is full of hardship, but the Maker smiles upon its travelers.

[pseudophan]

of course dan, the man behind famous ridiculous statements such as "i love pasta but i never have it because phil doesn't like cheese" and "what's my favourite red wine? phil doesn't like red wine" and "my friends and family don't know me that well, they give me chocolates but phil can't have chocolate" would consider phil ordering him olives the ultimate sign of love

[phreamsaremadeofthese]

they rly see pure signs of love in the smallest things and it makes me cry so hard because they dont need huge acts to consider each other's good enough, its the every day acts of love that make them really let out an audible aww

phil getting bao with white chocolate, dan asking for no chocolate for his cake, phil ordering olives, phil not fighting dan when he ordered a cheese plate, phil calling dan over to four seasons so that he can also enjoy himself while ignoring the challenge just for that

dip and pip really be out there proving that love isnt in big gestures and huge sacrifices, its about considering the other person's needs and not making them to be big deals, because u love them more than u love the things they cant have

[ahappyphjl]

to be known is to be loved 😭

[dansasterology]

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

[phreamsaremadeofthese]

Another day another phream

This time it ws about dnp launching only phans but not for 18+ stuff. It was videos shot on a headcam about their daily life

For example a video on how to safely cut wood. And it was just them cutting fallen trees and giving hints. Or them showing the outside of the pjouse and it ws insane.

It was a rather older building with stained glass windows that they were renovating to combine modern and old. It was also a huge property where they had another building that was kinda the office and all the dnp creative stuff

In the basement tho they had like thousands of little brass figurines of *vaguely throws hands* that led to a crying angel figure with dozens of golden pigs praying to it. Also there was a brass figure of Phil that they called "phasda phil". Very ominous

The other content on only phans was equally non sexy but in one vid dan wore fish pants that were too tight and his ass was very defined. And he also had fish slippers.

[frandrawsalot]

‎⊹ ࣪ ˖ 2009 ⁦‪phyuri‬⁩ ✮⋆˙. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

[phreamsaremadeofthese]

if my future partner doesnt secretly order me an insanely good snack after forcing me to eat something i deeply hate and be sad and pouty just because they want me to be happy and they care more about me than the video we are recording then i want to be completely single

i really need what they have, the smile on dan's face made me realise ppl do not yearn hard enough

EDIT he fucking got phil WHITE CHOCOLATE BC HE CANT HAVE NORMAL CHOCOLATE AND BISCOFF BC HE LOVES IT oh my god im gonna kms

[phreamsaremadeofthese]

Once again had a dnp dream, this time they posted out of nowhere that they actually got married and gave us a ton of photos. They both were wearing a veil, dan was all dressed black and Phil was wearing white.

They had those ps2 pigeon-shaped cutouts of themselves on the tables, they had their plushies also as part of the decorations everywhere. They also invited some celebrities too. Their wedding date was on 8th November.

Everyone lost their minds, I was crying in a bus while writing a post on tumblr talking how fake dan is to say he is afraid of commitment and then gets married in such a beautiful ceremony.

It was so wild and realistic honestly because I could imagine them making their wedding like that lmao.

[gerardwaysbob]

no words

[phreamsaremadeofthese]

someone put him in a cage until he can exist in society again

[phreamsaremadeofthese]

love how unhinged the phandom was before the hard launch when a lot of ppl posted explicit shit about dnp, art and fics and other shit but now that we are grown up and they are out and loud talking about relationship and making sexual jokes our reactions are "i wish we knew less about each other"

that being said, in response to the halloween baking video "i wish i knew less about them than i did before this video"