Straight From The Fridge Man

But is it classy enough?" *I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears." -Jean Ralphio *I have flaws, what are they? Well sometimes I hand in my homework too early, often I spend too much time listening to others, and... sometimes I hit someone with my car. Sue me.

[pickle-titty]

Skimmers are just rakes for pools

[allyl16]

Oh ok

[jaxblade]

Junes over? ...Julying

[chief0keefe]

the 4th of july got cancelled

it’s canada day now you’re all fucjking canadian. happy 4th of candada

[pickle-titty]

Okay, American Horror Story seasons are all connected right?

Well, as amazing as other theories are, what if it deals with they main problems in our societies in it’s own way. (Keep in mind these are my thoughts and opinions. There may be spoilers It depends on what you’ve seen)

Season 1= Sexism. It is constantly mentioned, often by Moira the maid, that the men of this world see the women for how they like. (All the women see Moira in her true form of an older lady, but every man who enters the house sees her as a young, suggestive, sexy women. As an object.) This season deals with many many other mentions along the lines of sexism as well.

Season two= Homophobia. One of our main characters, “Lana banana” is a lesbian. But be reminded this is set back in the 60′s where Homosexuality wasn’t exactly excepted. She and her lover Wendy are forced to hide out as “Roomates.” After being forced into Briarcliff, by sister Jude we see her intentions were to literally “turn her straight.” There was LITERALLY a seen where they tried to “turn her straight.” Obviously this didn’t work because at the end of the season, we see Lana with a new girlfriend whom she seems quiet happy with.

Season three= Racism. This one is pretty obvious. What with the constant flashbacks to the times when the was slavery, the women whom tortured her slaves and killed so many (horrible), the rivalry between the voodoo witches and the coven. Queenie was even pressured into switching sides because the color of her skin made her too different from the coven she was originally in. Although she did go back to her original Coven, because that was where she truly did belong.

Season 4= Bias towards those with mental and physical disabilities. This season was about one of the last remaining freak shows in the United states. (mind that this story is also set back in a time where people where disregarded for things like this.1950) These “freaks” have physical or occasionally mental disabilities that set them apart from others. They are often shunned, mocked, and even refused service in stores for how they are. The season shows them trying to overcome the bias placed upon them by others, and allabout how they stick together.

If there is even anyone out there reading this long as thing, Thanks. Tell me your theory I want to know.

[pickle-titty]

During Don't threaten Me With A Good Time My friend thought that tentacle was coming out of her vagina and screamed “OCTOPUSSY!”. During lunch. Laughed so hard she cried. And earned the confused attention from the vice principal.

Thanks a fucking bunch Brendon.

[justafangirlcalledluisa]

[pickle-titty]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

[pickle-titty]

Why High School Will Be So Memorable

So today, I was sitting with friends at lunch and my friend can’t bit into apples because she has braces. So she asked this kid to get her knife. He goes “okay! Catch.” and chucks it across the room at us. (No one got hit) We sat there for like a solid minute before a “WHAT THE FUCK I SAID CATCH IT”

His apology was him throwing an additional knife.

[ghostsandgoblins]

[nerdywallflower19-deactivated20]

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[pickle-titty]

*Me watching a show* Wow. That is by far, the coolest person I have ever seen. They're like my role model.

Dad: That's a serial killer, and has murdered hundreds of people they're a literal phychopath-

Me: Why you gotta be haten.