Pickle's Sin

Heyyy Wynn here! I am 22! This is my new blog for Rick and Morty related shiz! Also note anyone depicted in any of my posts will be 18+ My art is not the best but I am trying to improve.

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I'm broke af, in need of money so I made a commission sheet and I think the price is fair

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imagine rick sitting on the side of the couch while he thinks you’re asleep, but you can dimly feel him him watching you and saying something to you / touching you when he thinks no one can see

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Imagine Rick falls asleep on your shoulder. It doesn’t happen often. As much as he loves to lament his old age, complain about brittle bones and stiff joints, gripe at you about his bad circulation, he’s in excellent condition for a geriatric alcoholic who is at least 70. You’ve always chalked it up to the numerous cybernetic enhancements you knew he possessed, but whenever you’d question him about it he’d snap at you and feign deafness before changing the subject.

So on the rare occasions when his advanced age gets the better of him, such as now when he’s propped up solely by your presence, drool already beginning to leak out onto your shirt and staining it a darker shade of gray, his vulnerability is endearing, adorable.

You could count on two fingers the times you’ve seen him truly at the mercy of someone else, as the man isn’t just skeptical of others he’s downright paranoid. So knowing that his trust in you is so complete that he would do something as simple and intimate as drift off is reassuring, so seldom is it that he provides you with any emotional gratification at all, preferring to demonstrate his affections through more carnal means.

Not wanting to wake him, but not wishing to spend the evening beneath his weight, your extremity already going numb, you shift and try to push him onto his side along the length of the couch. He grumbles incoherently, his mouth moving, but before you’re able to lay him down his long arm wraps itself around your middle and you are pulled with him, your heads hitting the cushions almost simultaneously. He nuzzles into your hair, his lips dry, his breath tepid and smelling of booze. One of his legs winds inbetween your two, and that combined with his grip on your side and tummy means you’re solidly trapped against him.

Its in this position, his chest flush to your back, his strange warmth enveloping you, cradling you, that you finally fall asleep as well. And its right after you succumb to your exhaustion, your body going limp, your breath becoming slow and even, that he smiles with closed eyes and presses a kiss to the back of your neck.

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My heart 😢😶😍

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Not Rick and Morty but posting this here, I form attachments too easy. My boyyyyyyyyy Troverrrrrrrr!!!!!

Amazing game!!!! Love it!!!!

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This is part 2 of my Monochrome Madness Rick picture, He got his makeup off but Morty hesitated to follow orders and that's not allowed when he is in a mood like this.

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I finally managed to draw my Monochrome Madness Rick wiping off his makeup, There will be a part 2 eventually but for now enjoy my less than average art skills.

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At the rate the comics are going we may never see them be even friends anymore so imma fuel that loss

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So cute

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Coming up next on: My life!

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This cat statue I saw at a thrift store.. absolute fucking unit.

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i am absolutely going to scream i believe i am dreaming this post; i have this same handsome man in my basement(in a dark black color) and it was only yesterday, as I walked past him, that I thought to myself it was a unit. I thought it would be comparable to other internet memes, even considered posting a picture. And here I am, 2:33 fucking am, and I see this post. I scream. The twin brother of my statue, in an unsettling concrete medium, haunts me.

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Oh my fucking god that’s amazing.. long lost brothers

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my handsome boy, reunited brethren

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the units

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Guardians of the large numericals

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What in tarnation

I want one

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Once they are all reunited it will trigger the start of the apocatlypse

[finngualart]

I spent a very reasonable normal ordinary amount of time painting smooches and contemplating how lovely it must be to finally be kissed by someone you’ve desired for oh, say, 6000 years? and how it would be obvious if demon boy here were the one to completely take apart soft, shy Aziraphale but how it would be even better if it were the other way around. Crowley likes to think he’s really smooth and cool but the fact may be that, actually, he’s the soft one and maybe he’s pined so hard he doesn’t need much to completely lose his shit… and then there’s M*chael Sh**n being… like that and I-I-I……hjkj;;;f;f;;;;; maybe projected a bit too hard. I am feeling supremely awkward about myself and my life choices right now and I’ll probably have several breakdowns later about posting things like this on a website that doesn’t allow you to remove them ever, but look, I put some real fucking effort into those hands and faces and y’all are going to look at them

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well rip quality

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sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

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I have been to two parties where my skills in lifting wine and spilled berries off of white furniture and white carpets has made me a hero.  Unfortunately I don’t think its the manliest thing to demonstrate so I left home alone.  Oh well.

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@albinogoblin @directium

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I need this

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pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 

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tomato a fruit

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blocked

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you can block me but you can’t block the truth

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Brand new design, discounted all weekend in my store! Tons of styles and colors! lizardkween.com

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Mine came today 😂👍

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These are on sale again!!

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instagram.com/chromat

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The positivity pool

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Fucking finally, something positive that doesn’t look fucking photoshopped to hell. Real, unedited people, I am loving this

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Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

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Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

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my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

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The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

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A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

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Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

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Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

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BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

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ALWAYS REBLOG

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not blog related, but I’m not an asshole

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S I G N A L

B O O S T

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keep your animal friends safe.

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Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost

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I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t

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Signal boost

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This applies to humans, too.

The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.

Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning

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:(

keep your smol and furry friends safe <3

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yo WHAT THE FUCK

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WHY?!!?! :’(

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1. People who do this need to have anti freeze shoved down their own throats

2. Signal boost to save your furry friends. 

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SIGNAL BOOST