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@pocket-simon
22 y/o. Part time waiter, part time loser. Toronto born & raised.
Hey. I'm Simon Lee, and I'm a Benvie Tech grad (ew, I know...)
I'm, really, just some loser Chinese-Canadian ex-kid who is totally obsessed with Clash at Demonhead. There's not much more to say, to be honest. I'm not super cool, or anything.
You what
I think they saw the fear in my eyes and apologized...
I know I'm hot and curvy but damn... (I'm lying. I am neither)
Just had a lesbian couple hit on me thinking I was a girl. Fuck my life.
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
Lies, I just said blood isn’t real.
What the fuck there's two of you.
15. They all make me want to die and/or move to Tokyo and change my name
What the fuck.
How many Simons are there. Ah. I'm scared.
I think each of us are simon at heart
No I won’t elaborate.
什么鬼。
What? I don’t speak whatever you just spoke.
Common white boy L.
…..
Simon, I’m gonna hold your hand carefully as I tell you this
你是正常人（不是白人）吗？？？？
I still don’t speak that, but I am…get this…not white!
I like you more now...
However I am mixed so, still somewhat white.
Still based. I support you.
Ok. Blood isnt real!
Blood is totally real.
Uhmmm no.
You are so mean to me... Is it because I'm middle class? Are you classist??
Extremely classist actually!
Wow. Cancelling you.
I’m Gideon Graves.
I'm Simon Lee.
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
Lies, I just said blood isn’t real.
What the fuck there's two of you.
15. They all make me want to die and/or move to Tokyo and change my name
What the fuck.
How many Simons are there. Ah. I'm scared.
I think each of us are simon at heart
No I won’t elaborate.
什么鬼。
What? I don’t speak whatever you just spoke.
Common white boy L.
…..
Simon, I’m gonna hold your hand carefully as I tell you this
你是正常人（不是白人）吗？？？？
I still don’t speak that, but I am…get this…not white!
I like you more now...
However I am mixed so, still somewhat white.
Still based. I support you.
Ok. Blood isnt real!
Blood is totally real.
Uhmmm no.
You are so mean to me... Is it because I'm middle class? Are you classist??
Extremely classist actually!
Wow. Cancelling you.
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
Lies, I just said blood isn’t real.
What the fuck there's two of you.
15. They all make me want to die and/or move to Tokyo and change my name
What the fuck.
How many Simons are there. Ah. I'm scared.
I think each of us are simon at heart
No I won’t elaborate.
什么鬼。
What? I don’t speak whatever you just spoke.
Common white boy L.
…..
Simon, I’m gonna hold your hand carefully as I tell you this
你是正常人（不是白人）吗？？？？
I still don’t speak that, but I am…get this…not white!
I like you more now...
However I am mixed so, still somewhat white.
Still based. I support you.
Ok. Blood isnt real!
Blood is totally real.
Uhmmm no.
You are so mean to me... Is it because I'm middle class? Are you classist??
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
Lies, I just said blood isn’t real.
What the fuck there's two of you.
15. They all make me want to die and/or move to Tokyo and change my name
What the fuck.
How many Simons are there. Ah. I'm scared.
I think each of us are simon at heart
No I won’t elaborate.
什么鬼。
What? I don’t speak whatever you just spoke.
Common white boy L.
…..
Simon, I’m gonna hold your hand carefully as I tell you this
你是正常人（不是白人）吗？？？？
I still don’t speak that, but I am…get this…not white!
I like you more now...
However I am mixed so, still somewhat white.
Still based. I support you.
Ok. Blood isnt real!
Blood is totally real.
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
Lies, I just said blood isn’t real.
What the fuck there's two of you.
15. They all make me want to die and/or move to Tokyo and change my name
What the fuck.
How many Simons are there. Ah. I'm scared.
I think each of us are simon at heart
No I won’t elaborate.
什么鬼。
What? I don’t speak whatever you just spoke.
Common white boy L.
…..
Simon, I’m gonna hold your hand carefully as I tell you this
你是正常人（不是白人）吗？？？？
I still don’t speak that, but I am…get this…not white!
I like you more now...
However I am mixed so, still somewhat white.
Still based. I support you.
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
Lies, I just said blood isn’t real.
What the fuck there's two of you.
15. They all make me want to die and/or move to Tokyo and change my name
What the fuck.
How many Simons are there. Ah. I'm scared.
I think each of us are simon at heart
No I won’t elaborate.
什么鬼。
What? I don’t speak whatever you just spoke.
Common white boy L.
…..
Simon, I’m gonna hold your hand carefully as I tell you this
你是正常人（不是白人）吗？？？？
I still don’t speak that, but I am…get this…not white!
I like you more now...
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
Lies, I just said blood isn’t real.
What the fuck there's two of you.
15. They all make me want to die and/or move to Tokyo and change my name
What the fuck.
How many Simons are there. Ah. I'm scared.
I think each of us are simon at heart
No I won’t elaborate.
什么鬼。
What? I don’t speak whatever you just spoke.
Common white boy L.
…..
Simon, I’m gonna hold your hand carefully as I tell you this
你是正常人（不是白人）吗？？？？
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
Lies, I just said blood isn’t real.
What the fuck there's two of you.
15. They all make me want to die and/or move to Tokyo and change my name
What the fuck.
How many Simons are there. Ah. I'm scared.
I think each of us are simon at heart
No I won’t elaborate.
什么鬼。
What? I don’t speak whatever you just spoke.
Common white boy L.
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
Lies, I just said blood isn’t real.
What the fuck there's two of you.
15. They all make me want to die and/or move to Tokyo and change my name
What the fuck.
How many Simons are there. Ah. I'm scared.
I think each of us are simon at heart
No I won’t elaborate.
什么鬼。
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
Lies, I just said blood isn’t real.
What the fuck there's two of you.
15. They all make me want to die and/or move to Tokyo and change my name
What the fuck.
How many Simons are there. Ah. I'm scared.
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
Lies, I just said blood isn’t real.
What the fuck there's two of you.
is anyone even bleeding these days?
I cut my arm by accident in the kitchen at work. Can confirm, people bleed.
hii.. :) - swirly 💫🍥
Uh, hi! I'm Simon Lee. You are..?
Gideon sucks
Real
Hey what the fuck man
You don't suck, your cool
The coolest, in fact.
Emo ramona flowers, give me wisdom
Respect women and kiss Emo boys
I do both of those already.
Dye your hair and punch a bigot
My hair is too dark to bleach, and I’d gladly stab a bigot.
Two boxes. Bleached mine at the end of high school. You're rich enough to get two good boxes of bleach. I have trust in you.
It'll be orange at first, a dark rich orange. Second box is more yellow. Purple shampoo is a savior, too.
I don’t want my hair to be fried.
I can do my best. Mine's smooth and silky and beautiful despite having two bleach sessions. Basically a pro... Plus, I dyed my exes hair back in high school. I'm a pro, Mr. Graves.
Ramona told me that once and now I have a part of my hair thats permanently crunchy.
Well one of us is an Amazon delivery girl who dyes her own hair every week, and the other is a zesty Asian who's been doing hair since high school (and studied cosmetics for, what, a year?)... Who do you trust more?
