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a-drama-addict

well what can i say. i will like all characters better if theyre women instead of men

if i kill myself i won’t have to do exams #worksmarternotharder

#plotting #this is a very good idea

darkandstormyranger

finally some relatable content on ig

motherfuckingshakespeare

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.

smashing-peaches

my biggest sexual fantasy is someone caring about me and thinking im beautiful

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vamplire

if you see me getting manipulated by a beautiful vampire do not intervene, i am right where i want to be.

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the-muppet-joker

Alright, I'm finally done being shown visions by the various Spirits of Dashcons Past, Present, and Future. APPARANTLY, when I was killed in my duel last year, my restless soul which has been tethered to the ballpit (leaving me a husk of my former self), has become a Jost (Joker Ghost), and has been viciously haunting the people and clowns behind the Dashcon 2 experience. I am unable to attend Physical Dashcon (the Jost will destroy me on sight), so the only way I can stop it is by presenting a panel at Virtual Dashcon. This twisted ritual should HOPEFULLY bring some peace to my stupid unbound soul. LE SIGH!

Anyway, if any of you wish to observe my Very Sinister Arcane Ritual, feel free to purchase tickets for Virtual Dashcon. My panel will obviously be the Muppet Joker's Quiet Sock Puppet Craft Corner, but in addition to that there will be plenty of other virtual panels to put your eyeballs on as well as video footage of the Physical Happenings of Real Dashcon, including yet another violent execution. When will it be enough blood, Dashcon? When will the ballpit be satisfied?

sin-ophelia

Fangirls Through the Ages by Lid Thom

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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

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I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.