nukem

Quite a mess of things.

[foulserpent]

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

[longbeachgriffy]

Falling for this prank as a child

[brainstatic]

Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?

[davidburne-deactivated20180824]

me: watching cooking shows for 9 hours

chef: im adding some beetroo—

my last brain cell in a flash before it withers away and i die:

[amateur]

[pounded-yam]

[pounded-yam]

[pounded-yam]

[pounded-yam]

[pounded-yam]

[pounded-yam]

Blankets give the best hugs

[great-tweets]

[source]

[regularlesbian]

@hogmaildotclom

[disgustinganimals]

Explosive piglet. Be advised.

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

Being alone with your friends’ parents…

[3rdeyechakra]

Today is international women’s day, always remember to protect and uplift your trans sisters.

[slandv]

[onlytwitterpics]

[just-shower-thoughts]

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

[maplesugacookie]

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck