Copper's Kid

Marcus Powell's the name. A mere 14 years old. Living and loving in beautiful Jameson Georgia. 

[powell-comma-marcus]

May I help you?

Here are the Funday Sunday asks

[powell-comma-marcus]

@MarkyMarkNoFunkyBunch: HELLS YEAH. SUCK IT PELICANS.

@MarkyMarkNoFunkyBunch: I mean... good game guys.

[powell-comma-marcus]

@MarkyMarkNoFunkyBunch: @OliverYourGirl we obviously spend too much time together. #RubbingOffOnMe

[powell-comma-marcus]

@MarkyMarkNoFunkyBunch: @OliverYourGirl I know. #ImPrettyGreat

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@MarkyMarkNoFunkyBunch: @OliverYourGirl I resent that tweet.

[powell-comma-marcus]

@OliverYourGirl: Stupid freshman, acting like I don't know what I'm doing. Kids these days....

@MarkyMarkNoFunkyBunch: @OliverYourGirl You shouldn't be so broad with your group hatred.

[burkewhitley]

So, there’s this thing called the “Royalty Court” and apparently whoever wins a spot on it goes into this giant stadium and has to face a lion. Normally the smallest person doesn’t even get put in there, he or she is just offered as a sacrifice. It’s pretty gruesome.

[powell-comma-marcus]

Okay no. This isn't some sort of hunger games world where we offer up tributes. I'm pretty sure I'd know if it was a sacrificial ceremony.

[powell-comma-marcus]

How exactly does Homecoming work... because I tried to Google it, but that wasn't very helpful.

[yungfatfat]

[powell-comma-marcus]

The Powell Family, "Every family has a story. Welcome to Ours."

Sheriff Noah Powell (38) - David Lyons  Caroline Powell (35) - Cobie Smulders  Marcus Powell (14) - Cameron Boyce 

[lickmyolliepop-harris]

I wouldn’t send your mom dick pics, chill.

[powell-comma-marcus]

I know that, I'm not stupid.

[lickmyolliepop-harris]

I dunno, ask your mom.

[powell-comma-marcus]

You're not funny.

[lickmyolliepop-harris]

And people see my phone it’d be kind of really horrible if the whole town saw my dick pick

[powell-comma-marcus]

You mean they haven't already?

[lickmyolliepop-harris]

Believe it or not, I wouldn’t like looking at my own dick every time I unlocked my phone.

[powell-comma-marcus]

You see it every time you pee, I guess that's enough.

[lickmyolliepop-harris]

I don’t ever hit you hard enough to bruise or even hurt, it’s just a little tap on your arm and we both know it. Except over my phone, that was your fault though.

[powell-comma-marcus]

I know, I know. Don't touch the phone. You should just make your lock screen something really awful so people don't want to use your phone.

[lickmyolliepop-harris]

That’s exactly why he calls me queerleader and punches me at the drop of a hat. Stop sympathizing with him! You’re my friend, I don’t threaten to hit you.

[powell-comma-marcus]

I'm not sympathizing! I'm honestly curious about his life choices! You don't threaten to, you just do.

[lickmyolliepop-harris]

Probably not but, his tenth birthday was football themed so I’m not sure that he’s ever really wanted to do anything else.

[powell-comma-marcus]

Well maybe that wasn't his choice either! Maybe Tate's big dream when he was little was to be a cheerleader like you.