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[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

hisss

[tokays]

This gorgeous girl came home this week! Meet Cinnabun! She’s a super anaconda arctic hognose.

[ribberart-blog]

Huntsman spider playing super smash brothers melee on the nintendo gamecube

[wheremyscalesslither]

Oh boy… That does not look comfortable.

[auspaws]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

Zac Efron Blue-Tongue Skinks Image Patch Notes 1.01

Minor tweaks:

Fixed issue with number of skinks in caption reading “9” instead of “10”

Repositioned text to accomodate new number of skinks

Stability improvements

[the-real-eye-to-see]

But they value our lives even less

[fonzworthcutlass]

Ok but look:

[donzo1234]

I’m really screaming

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

[gyarados-rider]

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

[daydreamerofyesterday]

y'all need to leave snakes alone and stop painting them out to be evil creatures that want to eat the people. 😒

[scarletandgreyexotics]

Hollow is Very Mad that I got some water on him.

[william-snekspeare]

WATER ????????

[gentlesharks]

Rather than swim, Epaulette sharks often “walk” by using their pectoral fins as a pair of rudimentary legs. 

[goodbuye-deactivated20190507]

I need more pet blogs!

I want to follow some more pet orientated blogs! so reblog this if you post about the following:

- pet care - zoo animal care - Veterinaries - “exotic” pets - Birds/reptiles! (but tbh i love all kinds of animals)

or just anything to do with animals being happy!

[squidgepidge]

Hey hey hey animals here 24/7

[mylifeasavetstudent]

:)

[theluckiesttiger]

Vet blog here :)

[girlwithbird-blog]

special needs cockatoo rescue blog here wooO!!!

[followthebluebell]

Cats, reptiles, and a dog here

[princepython]

lots of reptiles!!

[goodfuuuuuuuckinriddance]

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

[william-snekspeare]

I would pay $10 to do this

[cuttleskulls]

GG EZ

[Patreon]

[windforge]

me

[the-mighty-python]

exactly!

[the-long-dog]

A human hand?! Who put this here?!

[i-m-snek]

I cannot handle how pretty he is honestly <3

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

DO NOT QUESTION MY COLLECTION OF JANE AUSTEN SNAKE PHOTOS

A MAN IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOBBY

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

okay, so, here is my Pride and Prejudice collection:

Elizabeth Bennet:

Jane Bennet:

Lydia Bennet:

Mr Darcy:

Mr Bingley:

Mr Collins:

George Wickham:

Lady Catherine de Bourgh:

Please don’t judge me

[shiisiln]

Why would I JUDGE you this is FANTASTIC

[majortomwaits]

@valiantvisionsdawn

[aquaristlifeforme]

My baby newt is eating!! Yay!!

[madsciences]

WHAT A TALENTED BOY

[emmersdrawberry]

TEENSIE TINY

[tailsandco]

hemlo, my name is boob !

[the-mighty-python]

hello boob!

[william-snekspeare]

This is possibly the most important video I have ever shared

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

boob is so sweet. so pure. i love u boob.

[dangerously-human]

This video wouldn’t load for me for the longest time and when it finally did, it was not at all what I was expecting

[tailsandco]

but were you… disappointed

[arcenergy]

reblog/lms if u are pro-tarantula

[wheremyscalesslither]

Bad seller alert! Paul Edwards of Pro-Tek Caging is admittedly racist AND thinks its ok.

Please boost!!

Dont support people like these!!

[askett]

Okay ive just about had it It doesnt remotely fucking matter what his political views are he makes good reptile products and it aint your fuckin business being the self proclaimed online vigilante you are to go discredit people like that. Your a disgrace.

[skullself-deactivated20220205]

see heres the cool thing: when you support the work of people who are shitty, and they become popular, you’re also letting other people thing this kind of view is okay. ‘oh so and so is super wealthy and successful? but he’s racist? then i guess being racist isn’t so bad!!! nbd!! i’ll just continue being a giant asshole to everyone, but as long as my product is good, who cares if i’m a garbage human being who supports genocide?’ 

that’s why you shouldn’t support the businesses of racists. 

[wheremyscalesslither]

some people just dont get it.

[emmersdrawberry]

‘You’re a disgrace hurting a racist persons business.’

But like he’s not a disgrace for being openly racist 😂