Stand back and watch the pros (fail) at it.

Proship, he/him, 20

[professionalshipping]

10 posts!

[psychotic-gerard]

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

[roguebombshell]

I remember when I was about 12, I watched a show on TLC that followed people as they got somewhat uncommon medical procedures.

There was one episode with a trans woman getting different gender-affirming operations, including breast implants. It showed the procedure, and (what I found so fascinating that it's stuck with me for decades), as soon as the doctor put the implant in, a censor blur popped up on the nipple.

And you just know there was a meeting between the TLC lawyers and the editors and producers of the show to discuss what the difference was between a "man nipple" (can be shown) and a "woman nipple" (no no must obscure, 'tis naughty). And they decided that as soon as the implant goes in and the nipple has more mass behind it, that's the moment when it becomes a woman's nipple and must be hidden to comply with TV rules.

But it's the same nipple. On the same person. I know what it looks like; I just saw it. But TV and obscenity rules are rules, and the rules say woman nipple = sexual and therefore explicit, but man nipple = neutral, just fine.

"Free the Nipple" was calling out arbitrary bullshit like that, because someone just existing with their body parts should not be considered obscene, and the double standard that men can be topless but women can't is so blatantly ridiculous. All nipples are just nipples. If you get turned on or bothered by them, that's on you.

[professionalshipping]

I once made the mistake of googling movies from the disturbing movie iceberg and accidentally stumbled upon what is presumably a real image of a bisected headless armless corpse, with the boobs censored. Who the fuck looked at that and decided to display it on film but thought the nipples had to be covered? Out of respect for the decency of the person who's headless corpse you're gawking at for your sick amusement? To make this palatable to a more mainstream audience? Who out there is genuinely more comfortable seeing a woman get her top half chopped off than seeing her top half exposed and how do I find and punch them?

[glumshoe]

I dreamt that 1.) I was walking alone in the forest and found a rotting megalodon’s head just lying there and thought, oh shit, this is the find of the century and I’ll never get credit for it and

2.) there was some episode of Star Trek, DS9 probably, where a child character did not want to go to school and couldn’t think of an excuse. He confided this to a Ferengi character, who advised him to lie and say, “Sorry, I have to get surgery. Child surgery. On my brain.”

In the dream, this was considered an iconic line, and saying “I have to get child surgery on my brain” was a meme with people who had watched Star Trek as kids. I mentioned wanting to call off work and my friend said, “Yeah, just tell them you need to get child surgery on your brain.”

Surgery. Child surgery. On my brain.

[thegirlwiththefoxydog]

[thegirlwiththefoxydog]

Alternatively.

[professionalshipping]

If I had a nickel for every time Tumblr users dreamed up a really funny joke that could totally go viral online, i'd have two nickels, which isn't enough, y'all need to start having some funnier dreams.

[glitterweave]

[eldensage]

WHO HAS THIS KIND OF TIME IM GONNA SCREAM YALL

[r4cs0]

@tooiconic 3 SHOTS OF VODKA

[washingtonscodpiece]

@wereralph This has supreme you energy

[oceansarepink]

Goddamn stolas must pay his staff well

Rent was DUE

[professionalshipping]

Helluva boss fans are writing a better narrative than the actual writers so they can pretend the show is good actually.

Like a Stolas who thought Blitz was into this and was playing the part would be interesting, but if that were the case he would have said that when he's called out for it. It's also not in line with the fact that their first time fucking was Blitz tying him down and biting him.

The story has been very clear, Stolas is primarily a submissive. This dominant behavior is not a kink thing, he's just like that. Blitz even called him out for getting off on the idea of being dominated by someone he views as lesser.

Also blitz could have noticed Stolas becoming more respectful, except Stolas kept avoiding him and refused to apologize or acknowledge he has anything to apologize for, and the story wouldn't let them actually interact.

Between Ozzies and full moon, Stolas and Blitz only saw each other once, for a few hours, and they spent that time looking for a missing teenage girl and only talking about things that are necessary to finding her, except for the time Stolas hits on him. If it were me, I wouldn't think Stolas respected me more, I'd think he was too worried about his missing child to be a creep right now.

It has been ten episodes since Ozzies and only now have these two had a scene that I would actually call a romantic scene.

[cozylittlebee]

every time a fat girl wears a shirt that shows her belly an angel gets their wings reblog if you agree

[professionalshipping]

Every time a fat man wears a shirt that shows a belly an angel gets their other wings reblog if you agree

[whoshotterpolls]

I need all of Tumblr to explain why Senshi is considered to be the ultimate Tumblr sexy man. Now, in my defense. I'm a lesbian, so I don't get it, but is this what straight women, gay guys, and anyone else who's attracted to masc presenting people find attractive? I found him more appealing as an elf because I could kind of imagine him as a girl. But why is he the hottest thing on Tumblr right now? I don’t get it, and that dwarf is all over my dashboard, and I still don't understand all the thirst. The last time a single character had Tumblr and such a chokehold. It was Loki, like in 2012 at the height of Loki mania when he was declared the god of Tumblr. So, I would love to know what everyone sees in Senshi 

Defend Your Blurbo #14

Please remember this post is about curiosity and genuine fandom discourse. Be kind with your answers because this is not a debate essay, this is a discussion between fans.

Well, unless you have been living under a rock, you probably know who Senshi is

So, Dungeon Meshi Fandom, Defend your Blorbo

[nudityandnerdery]

He's a burly dude who is a very talented cook, who has great facial hair, and is shown to be incredibly kind and supportive of his friends. Shave the beard and give him a carabiner, and Senshi would be great butch inspiration.

Wait. Tumblr's sexy man has gone from Loki or the Onceler and such... To a kind dude who cooks like hell.

Is this another thing where we see the userbase aging?

[professionalshipping]

They don't want a boyfriend anymore they want a husband.

That tweet "Would you eat a good meal for me? Would you be healthy and well-rested for me?"

[professionalshipping]

I often think back on the time someone said I was an anti in denial. Like when I pass by a problematic ship I hate and just pass it, or look at the account of a dadson shipper out of curiosity and don’t interact, or follow pro shippers. Or make a pro shipping themed side blog. I must be getting really good at suppressing my secret desire to send death threats. So good at it I’ve never sent a death threat in my life. If I didn’t know better I’d think I was actually tolerant of things I don't like.

[916gawd-deactivated20190411]

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

who up sexualising the grotesque

[professionalshipping]

*hides the sex scene I wrote in which a character is described as having translucent red skin, pincers on his face, and angular joints*

N-not... not me...

[redlenai]

I honestly don't get, as a victim of abuse and grooming, how people dare to compare fricking 2d drawings, pixels at best to real people, like woah, thank you for your condescending way of washing down our experiences, those drawing don't develop trauma, insecurities, trust issues and fear. They don't have brains that develop memories that'll haunt them for the rest of their lives

CP is for REAL minors, those that have an identity, and the only way something like a drawing will count as CP is if it was a parody or representation of an existing minor or adult person that could be identified through the drawing, endangering their safety and integrity.

I do not consume this content, but these 2d drawings don't even look like poor little kids that need your net-protection while you sit on your desk thinking you're helping actual people, they look like fricking teens that actually do have sex or have oversexualized mature bodies that clearly end up making them looks way more unrealistic and totally disconnected of what an actual child may look like.

You're disgusting for belittling actual victims, you're disgusting for going around with discourse when we all know you're doing nothing to help actual victims, want to act like a hero? Learn the difference, we have more than enough idiots reporting drawings as CP, wasting money and resources that could be used to help actual victims, you're doing more damage with your stupid savior complex.

We actually know what you're doing, you're trying to comment on these things while looking like the good guy, just so the algorithm recommends you more stuff like this and oh nooo... you totally hate this, of course you're not passively consuming this without feeling guilty

[antishipping-deactivated2024012]

I've honestly just had enough of fanpol.

[professionalshipping]

*Holds up the word sex on a piece of paper and waves it in their face making ghost noises*

[professionalshipping]

Sorry Paperjeans and Oriya

When I was a teenager I really hated if tomorrow was yesterday based on a lot of nothing after barely any reading of it, but I reread it and it was way better in hindsight and it was genuinely really good and hot and cute and I respected that it committed to making every character some breed of asshole and the drama that ensued.

I think it was this weird hangup I had about romance media where I expected everyone to be super nice in romantic fiction. Or maybe it was that it was about normal people so I didn't interpret it as something I was SUPPOSED to find morally questionable and instead thought the narrative was endorsing this behavior.

Maybe a combination of both. I think I've definitely expressed both sentiments before. I'm probably going to reread insomnia and see if that one is better. Or maybe it isn't.

Either way I was wrong about them.

[professionalshipping]

Sex is not sex! Christine staring at the phantom while he grabs her arm is sex! This is what they do on the discovery channel. This is where babies come from. This is what your parents do in the bedroom. This is how Gustav from love never dies was conceived. Fuck you I don't make the rules Ramin Karimloo and Sierra Boggess do. Just kidding I do. I will enforce the rules with violence. Raoul is the anti-sex.

[professionalshipping]

I hate how the something like summer webcomic fandom was so quick to demonize Tim based on the rumors that Eric was his sugar daddy. Like would it really have been so evil of Eric to do it? What would be morally wrong or negative about Tim being a sugar baby?

It's not hurting anyone and if anyone WAS getting hurt it would be Tim. It's strange because the fandom accepts Marcello, a man who probably WOULD try to become Tim's sugar daddy.

It makes me kind of want to do romantic sugar daddy Eric art out of spite. That and because I think it would be an interesting sort of dynamic. Like the inherent tension between their relationship being loving and romantic but also a transactional sex thing. Kind of like pretty woman.

[professionalshipping]

Forever embarrassed by my “puriteen” (I hate that term but it applies) years, and how I literally tried to get a yaoi I was jerking off to removed from tapas because it had noncon sex scenes. Like… I want to go back in time and slap that stupid kid. Good thing I didn’t discover antishipping at the time.