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the disappearance of the dwemer

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

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I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

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witness the gayest panic in existence

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I'm the anon who asked you about Cinder over the weekend. I realize that in my ask I forgot to tell you what they did with Cinder in RWBY. In canon her sole motivation is power for power's sake. She is a victim of abuse (which is why, despite everything she's done, I can't help but feel sympathy for her) at the hands of her adoptive mother from Atlas who she snapped and killed in self-defense as well as Salem. She isn't a mother and so far she has no redeeming qualities. How different is that from the Cinder you discussed in 2014?

When we were discussing Pyrrha’s fate and how Cinder came into play, he decided he wanted her to be, “misunderstood,” by the audience. There was a whole side story where she hunted and killed the previous Fall Maiden at the temple in order to steal her powers, furthering the assumption she was acting out of malicious and selfish intent. Because she did not inherit the powers properly (intentions of the previous avatar) she feared Pyrrha being capable of taking them back from her as the true successor.

She was intended as a red herring who was tricked into believing a half truth in order to manipulate her into a puppet being controlled from the shadows. While she had blood on her hands, she carried that burden of guilt by believing she was acting out a necessary evil, similar to Lelouch from Code Geass.

Ashe had been under the impression that the rise of the Maidens would lead the world to calamity, so it became her goal to harvest the avatars’ powers in order to destroy them with herself as the sole vessel. When she learns the truth of how she was tricked, she sacrifices herself to help the girls and restore their Maiden powers in a final effort to overcome the true affliction on the planet.

While the world would remember her atrocities, a small handful would hold her as a hero in their hearts.

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I completely forgot a very vital piece about this character, so here's some notes straight from Monty:

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Everyone always admires SCP for the horror. But NOBODY talks about how genuinely funny some of them are (and no, I’m not counting J’s):

The box that is entirely designed to piss off the nearest person in the vicinity in an extremely specific and personalized manner

The pills that were intended to give whoever swallowed them radiation poisoning, but instead make them explode with bananas

The roll of infinite toilet paper that abides by the laws of conservation of energy, thus causing nuclear explosions if too much or too little is used

The tub and water who each have their own respective personalities and constantly argue about communism vs. capitalism

The tomatoes that throw themselves at you at a speed relative to how terrible you joke is

A coffee machine with a keypad that dispenses (almost) any liquid

A guy that is constantly lost, can’t be tracked, and anyone who finds him gets lost with him

A statue who moves when you stop looking at it, but instead of snapping your neck, it just tries to startle you

Three words: The Nerfing Gun

A Wendy’s with a haunted bottomless freezer that sometimes plays Frank Sinatra

A bag of inifinite potatoes

I am a toaster

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#sometimes the dick move is the ethical move

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some more bird ladies

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Hey all,

Did not intend to be too busy to be active on tumblr, but as it turns out . The world is a vampire :p

So I’m opening emergency commissions! Above is a bit of a chaos pile of reference but basically if you have been with me before I start at $5 standard price.

Adding color to character +$5

Adding another character +$5

Adding background +$5

Adding Monochromatic color +$ (2:3)

Adding intricate detail like chain armor or spfx +$(5:10)

Adding nsfw to your preference and my limit - subject to change but can go surprisingly high.

==>> For example: An OC with ridiculously long and complex final fantasy sword in color, no back ground. 5 + 5+ 5 = $15

P.S. I will always break down cost for you if needed and negotiate as well, however there is a limit to my service for low low price, it’s an emergency but I still have dignity and free will so please interact accordingly. (I have been graced to have worked with excellent individuals so this is not to you all.)

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req'd by @actualzyra

well at least you look excellent rolling into the afterlife?

text: My low taper fate has come

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current US political news

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take a hit

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Latest batch including the biggest Thousand Sons mood.

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He just like me fr

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Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

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That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off