[sebax151]

[nesoi]

behold, a man

[pettycentral]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

apple just announced new emojis. these two are my favorite. 

[lilshoujo]

[pumpfrog]

im back after like three years do we still do “tumblr boyfriends” and if so how do i inquire about getting one

[relentless-soul]

[kadzhi]

Attention:

[catmeme-moved]

[bleedandcry]

why do puppies sound so funny

[bleedandcry]

update: this is him now

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

[burger-czar-deactivated20180324]

elephants

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camels

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[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

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ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

… followed

[asukaas]

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

[depsidase]

[emperor-meinhoff-deactivated201]

Bad post

[decadentdeath]

cursed image

[qoemedoa-deactivated20170130]

[spookytosh]

Nintendo: “To avoid the possibility of accidental ingestion, keep the game card away from young children. A bittering agent (Denatonium Benzoate) has also been applied to the game card.”

Everyone:

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

[mrsdewinter]

my friends talking about me after I leave them early on a night out

[bitt3rfruit]

Who cares what they have to say about you? Just do it

[uonthaaa-deactivated20190219]

❤ let’s empower ourselves and our girls ❤

Plz like the video on YouTube !

[warag-3nb]

https://youtu.be/m9li2g3xSto

[bitt3rfruit]

A lot of people think the girls in the video are actors. they’re actual arab athletes, the first of their kind in their countries. First female Emirati parkour coach @leap.of.hope first Jordanian female boxer @arifabseiso first female Tunisian fencing Olympic bronze medal winner @ines_boubakri and First female Emirati figure skater @zahralari (Instagram handles)

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

my buddy mike got to attend a switch preview event at area 51

[256gb]

john cena was there and mike met him too

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[kikaiz]

…………………it just sounds so fake but…

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

me to my knight gf: damn you’re so fine, i love you girl

my knight gf: *covers her face to hide the fact that she’s blushing but it doesn’t really matter since she’s wearing a helmet*

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

immediately after she trampled me with her horse