Brownie

Sadia, 20. Music is the best medicine.

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[danception]

My teacher had this on her desk and I just

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Alex the Parrot

Alex was a subject of scientific investigation in animal intelligence. Alex had a vocabulary of over 100 words, but was exceptional in that he appeared to have understanding of what he said.

For example, when Alex was shown an object and was asked about its shape, color, or material, he could label it correctly. He could understand that a key was a key no matter what its size or color, and could determine how the key was different from others. 

He asked what color he was, and learned “grey” after being told the answer six times. This made him the first and only non-human animal to have ever asked an existential question.

His last words to his caretaker was “You be good. I love you.” (Source)

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[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

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a dentist

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i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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[gentil-minou]

#it’s like mean girls with more wine and incest

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[zoeuhura]

A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family

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[typewriterdaily]

'Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.' 'The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her. You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat. The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours. You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.’

Typewriter Daily (via creatingaquietmind)

Holy shit

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Woah

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[micdotcom]

12 famous women who totally owned sexist, racist and transphobic interview questions

More and more women are rolling their eyes at pesky reporters who overlook their accomplishments in favor of their appearance — and it’s about time. Here are a few examples of ladies giving the best answers to the worst questions.

Mindy Kaling, Cate Blanchett, Scarlett Johansson and more

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#AskHerMore

[wordsnquotes]

How many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull the trigger?

Virginia Woolf, Selected Essays. (via simplydiseased)

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