lover of questionable men

rissa | 22 | us | mdni

[nanamin7-3]

no matter what happens in the movie, I'll never forget that Theo smiled like that just because Liam

[cmondonut]

guys im genuinely so unwell over carl.

like. Come on. 6’3” muscles mcgee over here rolls up with a cute cat on his shoulder?? And his pockets full of bombs intended for rich powerful assholes??? And a canonically thick ass?? and you’re gonna tell me you WOULDNT risk it all for him?? Don’t fucking lie to me.

I know his dick is big I literally know it in my bones. I also know that he eats pussy like he’s starving and WILL pull your hair if you ask him nicely. These are things that I know.

He’d 100% be the kinda guy who needed some way to unwind after a long ass day of explosions and chaos and helping as many people as possible with increasingly complex tasks. His 2 favorite ways are:

-curling up with his head on your shoulder and Donut on his chest while you rake your nails through his hair until he falls asleep

-absolutely railing you within an inch of your life and making you cum 45 times in a row while he tells you how pretty you are and uses your body like a stress toy.

[ivoirerose]

watching terrible films just because an actor you think is hot is in it is a rite of passage actually

[narutwitter]

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[bloodhailmp3]

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

[thememedaddy]

[science-hoes]

Anyways

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[chaintexts]

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[r1ssa]

as someone who saw a prescreening on monday and has already seen the pitt season finale - i cannot WAIT for the robby fics that will come from this

[lexi2000]

I'm scared

[r1ssa]

it's all good things, i promiseeeeee (i'll give a hint but that's for y'all to decipher)

[lexi2000]

God don't tell me that Tik Tok comment was telling the truth about that baby Jane doe

[r1ssa]

i have no idea what comment you're talking about... so maybe??

[r1ssa]

as someone who saw a prescreening on monday and has already seen the pitt season finale - i cannot WAIT for the robby fics that will come from this

[lexi2000]

I'm scared

[r1ssa]

it's all good things, i promiseeeeee (i'll give a hint but that's for y'all to decipher)

[r1ssa]

as someone who saw a prescreening on monday and has already seen the pitt season finale - i cannot WAIT for the robby fics that will come from this

[ozarkthedog]

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[r1ssa]

@mindless-roses

[divorcedfranklangdon]

just a reminder that it's fuck ICE forever

[trinitymiddlenamesantos]

my joymira crumbs AND revelation of joy being on lexapro....grinning and kicking my feet and twirling my hair but not too much because I'm also on lexapro

[r1ssa]

when she said that i went "live, laugh, lexapro" (i am also a friend of lexie pro😬😔)