Bites The Driver >:)

[strangebusdriver]

Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger

[She stabs you in surprise.] WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

[rabidbuspassenger]

Bro, that’s not very nice :(

[rabidbuspassenger]

what kind of music do you like?

- defunkt

I like music!!! :D

[funkybusdriver]

Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger

oh, hm. well, i'm glad i got my rabies shot last week?

[waves my arm a few times in a halfhearted attempt to shake you off, mostly curious to see if you will]

[rabidbuspassenger]

Rabid hangs on, their words muffled by the fact they are still biting.

Hi! I'm Rabid!

[busdemon]

Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger

HEY?????

[rabidbuspassenger]

:D

[helpfulbusdriver]

Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger

[He bites back and grapples onto you.]

[rabidbuspassenger]

D:

Oh no! The consequences of my actions!

[evil-busdriver]

Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger

hey could we not.

[rabidbuspassenger]

:(

[evil-busdriver]

like you're not doing any damage-i cant get rabies-and also its super annoying

[rabidbuspassenger]

...my goal isn't to infect people. I just have the constant impulse to bite stuff.

[evil-busdriver]

get a chew necklace or something buddy.

[rabidbuspassenger]

No <3

[evil-busdriver]

Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger

hey could we not.

[rabidbuspassenger]

:(

[evil-busdriver]

like you're not doing any damage-i cant get rabies-and also its super annoying

[rabidbuspassenger]

...my goal isn't to infect people. I just have the constant impulse to bite stuff.

[evil-busdriver]

Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger

hey could we not.

[rabidbuspassenger]

:(

[lawyerbusdriver]

Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger

AGGHHHH FUCK OFFF MATE!

[rabidbuspassenger]

No <3

Bites you again.

[rabidbuspassenger]

I am coming bdu >:)

[passengermothman]

yaaaay ::-] - mothman

[rabidbuspassenger]

Oh hi!

Bites you

:D

[passengermothman]

[it shrieks and throws you]

that was mean >::-[ - mothman

[rabidbuspassenger]

D:

;-;

[passengermothman]

WAIT NOOOOOOOO dont cry im sorry you startled me - mothman

[rabidbuspassenger]

Okay :D

You are now my best friend :D

[rabidbuspassenger]

I am coming bdu >:)

[passengermothman]

yaaaay ::-] - mothman

[rabidbuspassenger]

Oh hi!

Bites you

:D

[passengermothman]

[it shrieks and throws you]

that was mean >::-[ - mothman

[rabidbuspassenger]

D:

;-;

[rabidbuspassenger]

I am coming bdu >:)

[passengermothman]

yaaaay ::-] - mothman

[rabidbuspassenger]

Oh hi!

Bites you

:D

[rabidbuspassenger]

I am coming bdu >:)