* ∘ ∙ — misc sentence starters. (7/?)
“ ‘what are you into’ is such a broad question like do i reply with tv series or choking? ”
“ i’ve decided i’m gonna be an emotionless bitch but fucking fabulous ”
“ i’m sad but not like sad enough to be a good painter or whatever ”
“ platonic bdsm is where you beat up your friends in a parking lot ”
“ kinks include: disappearing, being unreachable by phone ”
“ it’s four in the fucking morning. what do you want? ”
“ mathematically, i am nearly 2% tea right now ”
“ i swear you run on spite & caffeine alone ”
“ i deadass like him lmao no jokes ”
“ you ordered pizza without me? ”
“ i think you’re pretty rad. ”
“ to be honest? i’m full of shit. ”
“ it seemed like a good idea at 3 am. ”
“ god sent me here to make shit worse. ”
“ i do whatever the hell i want, that’s all. ”
“ fuck this. i want swords. this is boring shit. ”
“ not to be a fake psychic but i just like…know ”
“ i got a detention for saying eat my ass in the hallway. ”
“ let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re afraid to say sober. ”
“ if your boyfriend doesn’t treat you right there’s always a gay girl who will. ”
“ just a heads up: if i ever act dumb i’m joking. im 100% smart & know literally everything. ”
“ you may think i’m a horrible person but deep deep down i’m even worse ”
“ do you ever read the texts you sent during a breakdown and think damn that was so fucking extra lmao ”
“ would like to apologize to my haters for being an absolute snack. ”
“ everything happens for a reason, but like. what the fuck. ”
“ i feel like i am destined to observe, never experience. ”
“ i’m keeping a list of everybody who wrongs me. ”
