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HE’S SELF AWARE DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME SOMEONE WAS SELF AWARE?! /Flashback to that guy from the Goofy Movie

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Everyone is excited about the Nintendo Switch and I’m here not buying into gimmicky bullshit that tricked Nintendo fans for the last two console generations.

If you think the Wii or the Wii U had anything on them worth playing then CONGRATULATIONS! You have a Nintendo bias the size of the sun.

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“If you think the Wii or the Wii U had anything on them worth playing then CONGRATULATIONS! You have a Nintendo bias the size of the sun.” Pikmin Games Monster Hunter 3U Splatoon Xenoblade Chronicles/Xenoblade Chronicles X Also, bad post

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reblog with a GIF/Picture of your favorite MH monster

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#monster hunter 4 ultimate #monster hunter 4u #monster hunter #monhun #mh4u #Seregios #gif

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That feeling when you message your friend because you need to talk to them, basically just saying “I seriously need to talk to you right now”

But when they do respond, 6 hours later You apparently pissed them the fuck off and they don’t want to talk to you

My one friend is amazing, and he’s a true Bro. He just wants everyone to be happy, and he’s just really sweet.

He even takes getting turned down really well- Like, if his crush gets with someone else, he doesn’t get salty; he wishes them the best. He’s my bro, and I love him

#just a rant

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If I was in charge of a Pokemon gym it’d be all fire themed. Like there’s just fire everywhere. There’s probably a random person on fire in the background. You have your team completely stacked against fire types. Everyone you fight before me has fire types. You get to me. Expecting more fire types. You send out your first Pokemon, a water type. I throw my pokeball. You expect the expected. A vaporeon comes out. My team is actually entirely made up of vaporeons. I only own vaporeons.

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im the leader after you.

my gyms water themed. yu do water level puzzles and fight swimmers and those kids with the floaties. everyone has water types. knowing the theme, yo bring a team half/half strong against fire and water, just in case because ofnthe last gym. you get to me.

my team is made entirely of gastly, haunter, and gengar, all named exactly 5 purple hearts. i just really like gengar.

the gym? you ask.

it was on sale, i respond.

i cant even swim. ive been here for 6 weeks.

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I’m the third gym leader…by this point you know what to expect.

You walk through the soft meadows of my gym thinking what should I expect this time? Electric types? FIRE TYPES???? You cross over a beautiful field of daises and tulips, encounter trainers wearing flowers crowns and boasting a plethora of high-level grass and fairy types. Than, deep in the forest while you’re still wondering how the fuck I fit all of this into one building, you encounter a ring of mushrooms, a fairy ring. Inside the ring sits me, the gym leader. You step into the ring ready for battle.

I stand up, walking slowly over to you take you’re hand in mine and gently place something cold and hard into your palm.

It’s the fairy gyms badge.

I’m not even a Pokemon trainer, I just respond to an ad on craigslist for a gym leader and was the only applicant.

You walk away very confused…and slightly disappointed.

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I’m some kid you meet on the road just beside the gym. At this point you are questioning why you keep going.

I ask you a bunch of questions and help you out and even give you a special Pokémon. Then I ask you if you’ve been to the gym and talk about the gym leader. When you say no I push you in the gym.

You battle rock types and you are wondering if you’re even prepared to fight the gym leader. When you finally get to the leaders room, I’m there.

I strike up a friendly conversation and ask you what you think of the gym. I then say “Thanks, I made this myself. It’s still growing. So if you come back I can give you the badge then but it hasn’t come in the mail yet.”

At this point you probably don’t even want to be there anymore. I hand you a small pin that is in the shape of the badge but it’s definitely homemade and cheep. “It’s an I.O.U” I say.

You leave wondering if leaving home at 10 to battle all of these strange people was really worth it.

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In the next town you decide to speak to the citizens first instead of heading straight for the gym unprepared. They live here, you tell yourself, they must know about this gym and how it works. A pleasant old lady informs you the gym leader is dearly fond of psychic types and is not known to stray like previous trainers. You believe her. Why would an old lady lie to you?

After stocking your team with dark types you take the gym head on. Battling your way through psychic trainers with ease, you finally arrive to a large room. There I stand. The battle commences and you defeat my first two Pokemon, Hypno and Alakazam, with ease. You laugh to yourself, after the hardships of the previous gyms this is like child’s play. I send out my third Pokemon, a beedrill. Dark is weak to Bug. “Something bugging you buddy?” I say with a wink as I decimate your team. You leave without a badge.

Fuck this region.

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By the time you reach the next town, you’re wondering if this Gym challenge was even worth this. Maybe it would have been better to do Competitions. But you continue trudging along.

Supposedly the Gym Leader uses fighting types. She’s a body builder who wrangles Krookodile in her free time. You don’t know what to expect, so you bring a few psychic and flying types, and then make the rest of your team fairly diverse type-wise just in case.

You’re able to battle your way through the trainers and work your way through the Rock Smash puzzle with little difficulty. You meet me in a small room with wrestling mats on the floor and dumbells next to the walls. I’m working out on the opposite side of the room. I set down the weights as you approach. “I take it you are here to battle me.”

You nod. I flex. “Very well. If you want to receive my badge, you’re going to have to fight me for it. Literally.”

You decide maybe you just weren’t cut out for the trainer life.

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“The Gym Leader just does her own thing, pretty much. She couldn’t pick just one type or theme, she just uses Pokémon she finds cute.”

Oh, yeah, I’m one of those. You-can-win-with-any-Pokémon-just-use-what-you-like. Whatever, that one multi-types douche from Kanto was pretty predictable, typical species, no tricky type combinations. ‘Cute’, huh? You switch in a few Steel and Poison Pokémon, expecting a couple Fairies. You remember that one Pachirisu story and bring a Ground type, just in case.

My Gym has zero trainers, but it’s full of bright colors and cheery pastels, cushions and stuffed Pokémon toys lying around on the plush carpet — and not in the creepy abandoned-kid’s-room way, just genuinely cute and playful. Feel-good. I greet you with a pleasant smile and offer you candy.

Ok, your expectations have been punched in the face every time so far, but you’ve actually got my personality pinned down, and there is absolutely no threat in it. You relax, and actually feel confident for once.

“I’m not particularly good, let’s just have fun!” I tell you cheerfully.

I send out a Hydreigon.

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“The next gym is a factory!” So, that means two things can be expected: Steel types and a few Electric types You go right in this gym with a team of pokemon. Some are strong against Steel and Electric types, and the rest are just random pokemon types. As you go through the gym, you battle the workers there.

They, of course, use steel and electric type pokemon, so it’s nothing toooo bad. But, then you get to the very end. The room I’m is cluttered and filled with papers. At first, I don’t notice you, but you clear your throat, causing me to jump to my feet and turn around. “Finally!” I shout, before pointing at you, “I’ve been waiting all day for you! Now, if you want your badges, you better get over here and help me with these equations!” Almost against your will, you go over to the table I was sitting at and see the math I was working on. Let’s just say, you could’ve got that badge if you had went to high school, you 10 year old.

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Apparently, if any of my sources are to be trusted

The Insect Glaive is getting another revamp This time, instead of making it easier to upgrade, you can take one Kinsect from an Insect Glaive

And move it over to another Insect Glaive Now, apparently a cutting Kinsect can only be switched onto another Glaive that uses a cutting Kinsect Some case for blunt Kinsects

#MHXX #Monster hunter double cross #Monhun #MH #insect glaive #ig #kinsect #tips #monhun tips #mh tips

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Sun and Blake: *Do a slow romantic dance together* Sun: *Winks at Blake twice* Blake: *Blushes* Sun and Blake: *Mutual bride carrying* Blake: *Smiles softly at Sun and calls him her hero* FNDM: ew such forced evidence you got there to support a romantic implication! There’s clearly no chemistry at all between those two Me:

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I know I technically failed the exam for Honors Chem, but I’m pretty damn sure that’s chemistry

#rwby #black sun #eclipse #blake belladonna #sun wukong

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Living When Dead Comic

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