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@goldencicadatang

What's COVID and why do I have it?

YOU HAVE WHAT.

COVID? What's wrong?

NO. No, no—there has to be some sort of misunderstanding. T-There’s NO WAY we’re doing this again.

We’ve already done it once! Once is enough, right? It wasn’t really a COVID test. Was it…?

I felt like shit , sore throat, headache, nausea, puffy eyes so Mei took me to the doctor's and the made me do a test then they said i had COVID, idk what that is -

I—you…

It’s been thirty years since your…Death. You—didn’t get the COVID vaccine.

Should I be panicking?

YES YOU SHOULD BE PANICKING THIS IS REALLY BAD—

I—no! No, no…It’s…

It’s going to be fine! It’s okay. It’s cool. You just need to go into, uh…Quarantine, for a little while. Typically for around a week or so.

JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK COVID IS!

OKAY, OKAY.

COVID is a fairly recent disease—it first started popping up here in China around…Six years ago? I believe it was in Wuhan, the first time anyone ever heard of it.

Now that we have a vaccine for it, it’s a bit like an elevated cold. But…I-It was BAD before.

Isn't there a new version of it running around?

I—I there’s variants that come every year, yes.

Oh, no…

I'm going to die again aren't I?

NO! No. No one’s dying, no one’s…Getting hurt.

*insert raised eyebrow*

It’s true! All we have to do, is go to the doctor and get boosters as soon as possible and…It’ll be fine!

...... where's Mr B? I would like to see my Older brother before my next Death day please

NO ONE’S DYING. There’s no death day…!

I would like to let you know that if I do die il haunt your ass like that old man from the Journey To The West

What the fuck is happening?

This collision just got way worse

Now we're here

O-OH, GEEZ…

Ah For FUCKS SAKE!

( @little-missy-mei )

HEYYYYY OTHER MK!:)

Hiiii! Sorry I haven’t been too talkative towards you guys… apparently I have amnesia?? So now I’m also trying to figure out what has happened…

Eh. That's fine, we've been dealing with....our own problems...😶‍🌫️

People coming back from the dead isn't fun--

U can say that again

Well this is awkward.

How???

Cause your me and also I’m like— apparently an amnesiac now…?

Hold up you might be onto something here, his memories have been wonky

No I meant me me not him me. The Crystal that brought you here apparently blocked my memories.

Yeah we figured,

Ignore Mei, she's convinced that after the Lady bone demon my brain is gone to shit

The lady what demon? That’s the most edgy name ever.

.......

Yo @snapdragonzz What are you, Redson and MK?????

Partners (we're married)

(OoC: it was originally supposed to be Dragonfruitshipping acc but then MK joined in and it turned into Chimerashipping because we hella freaky with each other😭🙏)

Wat-

(OOC: my girls lesbian ass is fried)

Theres a reason why redson is using any/all pronouns and has a few edited fem redson reaction pics

WHAT!?

WHY ARR THERE 2 DRAGON HORSE GIRLS!?

flame-prince-spicybbq

I'm not certain either. However, it seems my own "other self" has arrived. Nice to finally meet you?

#renew lego monkie kid #lmk red son #lmk rp blog #lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk rp #renewmonkiekid #red son #lmk mei #Hello..?#OoC: Hiiiiii!

Hello to you... as well?

( @goldencicadatang )

Sweet Buddha.

What did I walk into? 🧍

Dad! Do you know what’s happening??? The last thing I remember is you telling me about the Demon Bull King being trapped under the mountain.

The last thing you remember?

…Oh. Oh, dear.

This is bad. Bad, bad, bad…

Well—within that general timeframe, you found the Monkey King’s staff. I think I recall branding you a nutcase when you told me about it…I don’t think you can even remember that. But, my point still stands regardless. You weren’t. Those stories are real. Almost too real, at times…

…You know, Pigsy and I have done this before with Monkey King! We just have to get a large rock to hit you over the head with, if “amnesia rules” still work in this scenario…

I PICKED UP WHAT?!

Sun Wukong’s staff. You’re, err…His successor.

WAIT—

Are—are you alright, MK?

MK! Are you with me?

Did I break him? No, no, no—

AM I MISSING SOMETHING???

I don’t remember all this?!

I-It’s going to be alright, MK! We’ll figure out how to deal with this soon enough…I hope. We—we always do, right?

M—Maybe the answer is to refresh my memory like in those movies????

So like- What has happened that I don’t remember??

We can try.

…Where do I start? The Spider Queen and her minions, or the Lady Bone Demon’s reign of terror and our journey to the west…?

Journey to the west. That’s it!

I know just what to confide in: my continuation of The Journey to the West.

Uhhh!

You beat the demon bull king!

You got trapped in the Calabash by Jin and Yin

*feral ass dragon noises*

Why are there two dragon girls..

Tang what'd you do..

there's another macaque!?

What do you mean 'another'? Either this is some universal collision and you're in our universe or I'm being trolled in the calabash

majesticmacaque

.....

OH WHAT THE FUCK.

Husband come look at this shit @gr8-sage-equal-heaven

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

WHAT IN THE SPIDERMAN INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE TYPE SHIT AM I SEEING????

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

nezha-never-bin-betta

I want to get hit by a truck

Aaanndddd there's another Ne zha..

Whould you like to know that in our Universe, you both have a fucking daughter?

ME AND NEZHA OR WHO?

little-ladybonedemon

I bet there's no extra ME

Let's hope not cause this is crazy!! I hope there isn't another me or anything either.

There's a version.....well was..

What happened?

How do I explain this.... Do you want the whole thing or a broken down version?

Broken down version. It sounds easier to understand.

Okay- think Mei, think

Uhhhhhhh so were we come from there's a version of you, Don't worry that version of you is completely fine!

But there was also another version called Dài Yú. So in our universe when the LBD returned for the SECOND TIME! She took Dài Yú has her host because idk if you remember this but basically you're young so your body wouldn't work for her a second time?

And when the LBD realized that Dài Yú wasn't going to give up her body so easily she swallowed her Soul up, killing Dài Yú and giving LBD new power and a new permanent body-...

And it's all my fault she went out to get me some meds for my sore throat - if I hadn't asked maybe Dài Yú would be around still....

Poor other me.

Well at least in the one we're in now, LBD's a toddler named Chun-Hua! So she is harmless but still bossy in a way.

True

#lego monkie kid #lmk rp blog #lmk red son #lmk #renew lego monkie kid #renew lmk #renewmonkiekid

IS NOBODY WONDERING WHY THERE IS DOUBLE OF ALL OF US!?

Yo @snapdragonzz What are you, Redson and MK?????

Partners (we're married)

(OoC: it was originally supposed to be Dragonfruitshipping acc but then MK joined in and it turned into Chimerashipping because we hella freaky with each other😭🙏)

Wat-

(OOC: my girls lesbian ass is fried)

Theres a reason why redson is using any/all pronouns and has a few edited fem redson reaction pics

WHAT!?

WHY ARR THERE 2 DRAGON HORSE GIRLS!?

Baby MK

@suicidalmonkeybitch GLADLY.

He tended to get shy around cameras, so I mostly have kindred shots of him.

I got the last picture from my niece! I believe she was eight when MK was four. My brother got her one of those little cameras and she printed a few photos out.

@goldencicadatang

He was so tiny. <3

the-coffe-adict-kaifen

I think I actually still have that camera with some still on there??🤔🤔

the-coffe-adict-kaifen

@goldencicadatang

Here

One was him when he was like-- 6-7????

Look at the baby! :D