Okay, but, like,

[meangirlnurse]

californians in 45 degree fahrenheit temperatures: No Human Being Has Ever Been So Cold Before. No Human Being Has Ever Suffered This Way

[riverwaltz]

Popping back in to say that I had a melatonin dream the other night that I got dragged on Tumblr for linking to a research paper with a shitty methodology. 

[babyanimalgifs]

Chubby goat

[fuckyeahgwtw]

[youareliterallybeingsorude-deac]

*arrives to my child’s wedding 30 minutes late in this*

[riverwaltz]

Hey! Just thought I'd let you know I'm missing all of your wise words of wisdom about not giving a fuck. There's been nobody who has stepped up as your spiritual successor and sometimes I feel like I'm on an island at this place in not wanting to compromise my physical and mental health for the sake of doing better and more work.

I just got this extremely sweet Facebook message out of the blue from a guy who was a first year when I was a second year, and I feel like all the times I spent in the lounge shouting NOTHING MATTERS! THE WORLD IS BULLSHIT! GO GET YOUR NAILS DONE! really served a higher purpose.

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Index-Journal, Greenwood, South Carolina, August 6, 1952

[jaded-mandarin]

Karl Friedrich Schinkel 1816 Stage Designs for Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s The Magic Flute.

[stunningpicture]

The best picture I have ever taken.

[kitchentable]

[bofursunboundbraids]

Frog and Toad have tea from “Frog and Toad are Friends” by Arnold Lobel (1970)

[antoniettabrandeisova]

The roses of Heliogabalus (detail) 1888. Lawrence Alma-Tadema

[parliamentrook]

the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls

[merhasstellyrhas]

@chromelesbian

[riverwaltz]

ALSO, honestly the only thing I’m looking forward to this year is the impending engagement of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Cannot wait to wake up at 2am Pacific time and watch that wedding.

[riverwaltz]

Hello! 

I really like my job. It’s full of endearing weirdos and I’m learning a lot.

My new roommate situation is a delight, by which I mean I see him maybe twice a week for, like, an hour. 

I went to Mexico City last week and it was AMAZING, except that I caught a bad cold while I was there and I’m just stuffy and coughing up phlegm and disgusting now.

Because I just got home from Mexico earlier this week, I decided for the first time to not spend Thanksgiving with my family. I originally had plans but this cold meant that I spent Thanksgiving eating pho in bed and watching Netflix, which isn’t, like, the worst thing in the world, but now that it’s the day after and I’m seeing other people’s posts and family stuff I’m feeling slightly sorry for myself about the whole thing. I love Thanksgiving! I want to be eating leftover turkey and stuffing with gravy on a roll right now!

[riverwaltz]

I think we're out of most of the tornado danger, which was the biggest thing I was worried about. Still have power but the on-demand feature isn't working, so I can't keep binging project runway. 😣

Dispatches from Floridians with priorities.

[riverwaltz]

I found a group of people here who grew up in Florida (one referred to us once as “expatriated swamp people,” which I want on my grave), and because of Irma it’s been nice to have people to talk to about it, but there are ALSO people who are USED TO EXPLAINING HURRICANES TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED THEM, who think they can SLIDE INTO MY FACEBOOK COMMENTS and MANSPLAIN “STANDARD EVACUATION PROCEDURES” and I AM NOT HERE FOR THAT SHIT, SIR, I AM NOT. Explain that to someone from Colorado, but do not think you can explain evacuation to me, A Floridian.