Rick And Morty

Rick and Morty fan blog

[freedricksanchez]

The one time that Rick was kinda nice to Jerry. 

He didn’t swore or called him an idiot or anything. He actually looks concerned over his well being in this instance. Also, Rick bit the bullet probably one of many bullets he has bitten in the past to wipe Jerry’s memory so he can keep living his life in blissful ignorance. Damn.

[crystalgemsvstheforcesofevil]

Rick’s Speeches: Seasons 1, 3 & 4

[rllysick]

Rick Sanchez x Reader: Multiple Part Stories

Rick Sanchez x Reader: Multiple Parts

One

Make up Sex by NikkiDoodle: After a near death experience Rick and you decide it's high time you both get so drunk you forget the whole experience.The only problem is neither one of you can keep your hands to yourselves while drunk.

Second Time Around by NikkiDoodle:  After the motel sex you see if Rick's offer was legit. Only difference is now that you're sober you're super shy and extremely innocent acting which puts Rick in a dominating position.

Science by NikkiDoodle: Beth and Jerry have been at each other's throats over Rick. Jerry doesn't want Rick around you, and Beth sees nothing wrong with it as she defends her father once again. Only she's wrong. So terribly wrong. And they both find that out the moment that garage door is opened. (smut mentioned)

Science Fair by NikkiDoodle: You need help with your collage science project. So you ask Rick for help. (2 Chapters)

Merry Christmas by NikkiDoodle: Your mother and father decide to have Christmas at your uncle Jerry's house this year. Now your parents get to meet Rick Sanchez, the man who you were caught with in the garage this summer. (5 Chapters)

You Can't Be Serious by NikkiDoodle:  Jerry over heard Rick's confessions of love and looses it. Thinking that you're being played by Rick - like the rest of his family - he wants things to end.

Two

The Blind's Side by Jinkies_Lydia: This takes place after episode one of season two. How the reader meet and became involved with Rick Sanchez after Morty won't keep his blinds down and she keeps seeing things from her window she'd rather not see.

Tickets to Ride by Jinkies_Lydia:  Takes Place after season 2 episode 2. The reader has decided to warm up to the idea of Rick's flirting. And has found the perfect opener after Rick returns with a fist full of tickets from Blips and Chitz.

I Like 'em Mean by Jinkies_Lydia:  Takes place after season 2 episode 3. The Reader is worried about Rick. And learns a bit about Unity.

Real Weird by Jinkies_Lydia: Takes place after season 2 episode 4.

Should You Stay or Should You Float? Consider Headism Today! by Jinkies_Lydia: Takes place during season 2 episode 5.

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia:  This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood.

Hello, Mr. Merlot by Jinkies_Lydia: There is mild sexual references in this story, but over all it’s more a reflection piece about the reader’s building relationship with Rick and his family. Takes place after season 2 episode 8.

Bullet Proof by Jinkies_Lydia:  Installment for season 2 episode 9

Flat line by Jinkies_Lydia:  Installment for season 2 episode 10

Three

All In by Hoodoo: Rick C-137 invites you along to his standing poker game with some of the boys--alternate versions of himself. You have no money and only a rudimentary knowledge of the game of poker, but don't worry, they'll find a way to make it work. (8 Chapters)

Double Up by Hoodoo: Miami Rick invites you to a private party at his penthouse, plus Cop Rick but minus Rick C-137. A sequel to "All In". (7 Chapters)

Slow Play by Hoodoo: Rick C-137 + Miami Rick + Cop Rick + reader = pure filth. (4 Chapters)

Four

What's A Girl Like You Doing in a Place Like This? by Hoodoo:  Bartending gives you the opportunity to meet--and hook up with--Ricks.

Young Punk in a Fur Coat by Hoodoo: You don’t need an addiction to Kalaxian Crystals; you already have an addiction to Ricks and that’s plenty.

Council of Ricks: Riq IV by Hoodoo: Most Ricks were dickish, but this one buries the needle on that gauge. How much can you take?

What Evil Lurks in the Heart of Rick? by Hoodoo: The lovely Maidservant_Hecubus wanted to see how our intrepid bartender [you!] would handle Evil Rick. Let's find out, shall we?

Riq IV: Revisited by Hoodoo: Riq IV is walked through the Citadel wearing his leather harness and collar. You're holding the leash.

Incubi, When You Need It by Hoodoo: You've been having horrible nightmares. Good thing SEAL Team Ricks are there to help you forget.

Denied by Hoodoo: A new Rick comes into the bar. You'd love to hook up with him, but three strikes and you're out.

Saurophile by Hoodoo: A Rick you've never, ever seen before--nay, never even imagined may exist!--comes into the Bar. Of course you're intrigued, but . . . can it even be physically possible?

Shortcomings by Hoodoo: Early on in your career as a bartender at The Bar, you meet a Rick who's not quite like the others.

Riq IV: Something New by Hoodoo: Riq has another session with Bartender, who surprises him with something he didn't know he wanted...

Play That Song by Hoodoo: A new Rick with talented fingers comes into the Bar . . .

Give and Take by Hoodoo: Another night that Riq IV, Speaker for the Council of Ricks, shows up at the Bar, needing a little release. A little discipline. But he also wants to please his Mistress, and brings along a new toy...

Teetering on the Edge of a Blade by Hoodoo: Like the rest of them, the SEAL Team member with mismatched eyes occasionally visits the Bartender privately.

Triple Play by Hoodoo: Riq IV + reader + young upstart Council member Maximums Rickimus = Hardcore hijinx!

Submerged by Hoodoo: A Rick who can't make it to the Bar asks our intrepid Barkeep to visit him. She knows why he's asking, and agrees to meet him on his terms.

That Was How by Hoodoo: The Barkeep has met a lot of Ricks. How did she get to where she was? Why is she so obsessed with them? Rick c-137 holds the key. 

[rllysick]

Rick Sanchez (Zeta-7/Doofus Rick) x Reader

Road to Recovery by PsychoLolita:  Prompt: Can we have one where reader is dating someone who isn’t very nice to her and Zeta-7 stands up for her and takes her out of it? The man you once loved finally shows his true colors to a wonderful friend, Zeta-7. He won't stand for it, but he will stand for you.

Puppy Love by PsychoLolita:  You and Zeta-7 are on a leisurely stroll when you come across a pet shop. When he doesn't give in to your whim, you begin to question his commitment to you. Until...

[rllysick]

Rick Sanchez (Flesh Curtains) x Reader

For You by PsychoLolita: Despite having no idea who The Flesh Curtains are, you decide to accompany your friend to one of their shows, and fall head over heels for Rick Sanchez.

Groupie Love by PsychoLolita: You're the girlfriend of The Flesh Curtains infamous Rick Sanchez. After shredding on stage all night, you can't deny his post-show adrenaline rush and desire to take you however he wants.

Pre-Show Pick Me Up by deliciousdeaddove: Rock stars all have their little things they need to get them ready for a show.

I Bet You Kiss Your Knuckles by deliciousdeaddove:  You’re Rick’s favorite groupie, and sometimes it falls on you to motivate him when he parties a little too hard before a show.

Concerto No. 3 in D Minor by Hoodoo:  You turned down Rick's request to join his band, and he left. He shows up again, though, when you least expect it.

[rllysick]

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Pregnant)

The Pull of Gravidity by Hoodoo:  Two to three minutes, waiting, stretches eons. Reader takes a pregnancy test . . . (2 Chapters)

He Doesn't Go To Our School by  spacesex4651:  Rick is a complicated man, and by no means are you trying to figure him out. All you want is him on top of you, and you're making that very clear, or at least trying to. But Rick wants more than just a few fucks, and your more than willing to give it to him. (Smut) (9 Chapters, but unfinished)

Pregnancy by NikkiDoodle: You and Rick both get the scare of your life one afternoon after an amazing round of sex. (Smut) (5 Chapters)

Push by deliciousdeaddove: It was wise not to press, not to ask for much from him in this regard. Your post-coital glow resulted in you acting in a way that normally you never would, but you couldn’t help pushing just a little, knowing that with each shove there is always a tiny bit of give.

[rllysick]

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Sad)

Depression Session by orphan_account: After not hearing from her for a while, a Rick decides to check in on the reader unannounced. He finds her in a bad way despite her protests that she’s fine. Being uncharacteristically him, Rick decides to help the reader through this rough time in a way only Rick can. (Smut)

Used by NikkiDoodle: You end up meeting Unity and things couldn't be more hurtful. (Cheating, Suicide) (3 Chapters) N/A by Rick-Frickers:  (Written from an ask) How do you think Rick would react to old/new self harm scars on both thighs due to severe depression? Perfect Imperfections by daddyzanchez: Rick tries to comfort you on a day where your depression is at its high. The Talk by GoldenSnowflake:  Alternate Title: Don't Catch Feelings For Alcoholic GeniusesTo See the Stars by TheFallofYang:  You and Rick have been hooking up for a little while now, but his lack of after care skills are getting to you. Not wanting to ruin what you have already, you bottle it all inside. Well, what happens when that boils over? 

Parasomnia by Hoodoo: Rick routinely pushes himself too hard. He's also a self-admitted alcoholic. So why doesn't he want to sleep?

Break Ups:

Breakup by CrazyRaynebow:  You break up with Rick and later that night he comes into your room more that a little drunk! (Smut)

New Beginnings And Old Bad Habits by daddyzanchez: You meet your ex, Rick Sanchez, in IKEA, furniture-shopping, after the two of you split the furniture 50/50. (Smut)

Craving by saltysanchez:  Unhealthy relationship leads the reader to feel terrible, succumbing to drug abuse. Rick helps the reader move on. (Drugs)

[rllysick]

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Drugs)

Depression Session by orphan_account: After not hearing from her for a while, a Rick decides to check in on the reader unannounced. He finds her in a bad way despite her protests that she’s fine. Being uncharacteristically him, Rick decides to help the reader through this rough time in a way only Rick can. (Weed, Smut)

Cause and Effect by SaintMaryJane:  Rick is roped into escorting Summer to an EDM festival... Instead of doing his job, he finds reader. They have an adventure of their own with the help of a little mind altering substance... but the drug doesn't seem to be wearing off for our reader and now Rick has to figure out how to stop the perma-trip. (Smut) (3 Chapters, but unfinished)

Space-Cadet by witchquisitor:  You're young. You're stoned. And you may or may not have a thing for older dudes. (Weed, Smut)

Drug by orphan_account: Prompt: Drug. Rick wakes you up in an unconventional way.

Fear and Loathing in Earth Dimension C-137 by deliciousdeaddove:  As a frequent casual lay and occasional travel companion, you've made your share of questionable decisions at Rick's urging. This time when he shows up, he's got a big evening planned and wants to take you along for the ride. What's one more drug-induced, cross-dimensional adventure, right?

[nicepicsofrick]

slrump slurp drink up old man

[riggityxwreckedxson-blog]

Can we get a makeout scene with Rick where they get caught by Morty & it turns into this hilarious thing? With a flustered reader, cocky Rick, & embarrassed Morty? lol

I read this ask and immediately knew exactly what I was going to write! I love these types of scenarios! they’re always pretty great!

It was a pretty regular day, Rick was tinkering around in his garage and of course, you were hanging out with him as always. Even if he didn’t say too much you just loved being close to him. You often watched as he tinkered around and you’d chuckle softly to yourself when you’d hear him start cursing if a certain thing didn’t go his way the first time.

Today was no different. You propped yourself up against the laundry machine as you sipped on a glass of iced tea, you watched in amusement as Rick would go around the small area, rummaging through some of his old boxes on the shelves to find whatever it was he was looking for but stopped mid-stride and looked at you.

“You look bored.” He cocked an eyebrow at you.

You hadn’t realized that you had drifted off into your own little world, staring at the cement floor that you were standing on. You snapped out of your daze when you heard Rick’s voice and looked at him with a small smile.

“I am a little bit..” you mumbled lowly.

“Then why don’t you go back to your place? You know I’m not, I’m not h-holding you, prisoner, here.” Rick crossed his arms over his chest.

“I know that..it’s just..I want to spend time with you.. You’re always so busy.” You averted your gaze as a small blush crept up your face. It was still hard to show as some would say ‘cheesy’ affections towards Rick in fear of what he would say.

“Is that right?” You heard him say. You still made no attempt to look over at him.

You heard some shuffling and soon after you felt Rick’s hand on your face. You jumped a little from surprise and looked up at him as he ran his thumb across your cheek. “Well, I better entertain you then..” Your heart rate picked up at those words and you were finding it difficult to form words of your own. Although, not much could be said because he leaned in and kissed your lips softly.

You had to admit you were taken back by the sudden action, it wasn’t like Rick to initiate kissing. you weren’t about to ask him why though because you didn’t want it to stop. You let out a very small yelp when you felt him grip your legs just under your butt and lift you so you were now sitting on top of the laundry machine. Your arms slung over his shoulders before you tilted your head, trying to deepen the kiss.

You let out a small soft groan when you felt Rick slip his tongue into your mouth pushing it against your own. You felt his hands on your hips and he was pushing you back a little more onto the laundry machine. your leg instantly spread apart so that Rick would be more comfortable.

This was risky, very risky. Usually, when this sort of thing happened it happened in the comfort of your own home. Out of sight and there for out of mind of others but it happened so suddenly you really didn’t want it to stop at all. Your brain was slowly forgetting where exactly you were right now.

Rick moved to kiss down to your neck and that’s when you heard it. The loud horrified shriek coming from the other side of the garage. your body froze as you stared wide eyed. Rick forgot to close the garage door and there, standing in the opening was none other than Rick’s grandson Morty. you tried to shrink yourself behind Rick’s form to hide from the younger boy, your face flared up into a bright shade of pink.

“It’s called knocking.” Rick looked over his shoulder, rolling his eyes before a very playful smirk adorned his features.

“K-K-Knocking!? K-Knocking!!? Are you freaking kidding me Rick!! The-The-The garage door is wide open for, for everyone to see you both!! Is, Is that our neighbor!? Jeez, Rick, this is messed up!!” Morty yelled horrified.

“W-Wait… We can explain..” You stuttered out as you pushed Rick off of you so that you could get off of the laundry machine. 

“E-Explain what!? H-How-How-How Rick had his tongue jammed down y-y-your throat!?” Morty grimaced at the thought and shut his eyes.

“N-Nevermind! I don’t want to picture it! Gross!” Morty blindly started to bump into things as he tried to make his way to the back to get through the door.

“Better hurry up Morty- I wasn’t finished with her.” Rick grinned wickedly and you gave him a small smack to his shoulder.

“D-Don’t tell me, Rick! Jeez! Ugh.. I need bleach for my eyes!!” Morty finally felt his way to the door and twisted the knob open. “Y-You’re lucky I d-don’t tell mom!”

you covered your face with your hands in complete embarrassment. You wouldn’t be visiting the Smith/Sanchez house for quite awhile now.

[non-newtoniangenderfluid]

"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" is the fuckin hardest line to come out of Rick's mouth yet.

[thevampireconnoisseur]

RSDWC - driving down the highway

Prompts like this one always make me think of partying, screeching down the highway faster than it’s legal to be going, with the roof down, blasting music, plenty of alcohol stored in the back for when you pull over and make out, getting tipsy and giggly but slowly more serious as things get hotter and soon the music is off and the top of the car is back on and suddenly whisky is your new favorite thing because that’s what he tastes like as he kisses you and what he smells like as he kisses down your chest to the sweet spot between your legs.

@ricksanchezdwc

[rllysick]

Master list:

This is my master list of fanfics that I enjoy reading! I will continue to add to it as I read more or maybe write my own! Most of these fanfictions are of ao3 or tumblr

Rick Sanchez x Reader:

Ricky Doll by rickssugarplum: You’ve missed Rick for so long and you have a Rick Plushie to fill the void. Rick finds out.

Rest Easy by sammys_lover: You're frightened by a storm that's way too huge for your liking. 

Innuendos by Hoodoo:  You just needed to get some grocery shopping done. Rick turned it into a thing.

Long:

F*CKING YOUNG / PERFECT by baconprincess:  The Smith-Sanchez family meets the new neighbors. (11 Chapters, but unfinished)

Curiosity by PsychoLolita: You get swept into Rick and Morty's lives thanks to a favor from Beth. It isn't until you see Rick using his trusty portal gun that you decide to find out for yourself just what kind of scientist Rick Sanchez is. Along the way, you find yourself falling for Rick's unorthodox ways and personality. Even though he seems disinterested in you, it all feels like a strange deja vu. On the other hand, Rick knows something that you don't, and wants to keep it from you (and Morty) at all costs. Will things go completely awry, or will you settle with what the future holds? (15 Chapters, but unfinished)

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Smut):

...the line broke, the monkey got choked... by Hoodoo: You catch sight of an old guy with a Mohawk. He catches sight of you too, and makes a daring suggestion.

Heat Wave by Hoodoo: It's too damn hot. You decide to surprise Rick in his garage with some sexy times. Maybe that'll cool things off?

Honey, I'm Home by daddyzanchez: You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it.

Interrupted Plans by daddyzanchez: Rick portals home briefly (despite having plans) to take care of you. 

Slow Sex or Mushy Pancakes by daddyzanchez: Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes, so he chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes. 

Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan? by daddyzanchez:  Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you'll never believe what happens next!

More Than Just A Dance by daddyzanchez: Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself. 

Steampunked by Hoodoo: Rick and reader get dolled up, but sneak away from festivities for some naughty fun. 

Good Vibes by rick-frickers: Written from a request: Can you do a Rick/Reader fic incorporating a vibrator?

There’s a first time for everything by ricks-frickers: Written from a request: Please write one of your sexyass female self-inserts of Rick taking a young woman’s virginity

Provocateur by PsychoLolita:  Rick wants to spoil you on an expensive lingerie shopping trip when decides he can't take the heat anymore, and pulls you into a dressing room stall for a little fun.

Hard Candy by PsychoLolita: You and Rick Sanchez have been flirting for months. When you pay him a visit this time, he's working on a "special candy for Summer" that he insists you don't touch. But how can you resist trying one when he isn't looking? You can't- and he's the only one who can quench your thirst after you realize the candy was actually an aphrodisiac.

Tequila Sunrise by PsychoLolita: You're secretly into some kinky stuff, but you're too shy about it to bring it out on your own. Rick C137 knows exactly what to do. 

A Woman’s Place by rehpicllib: Rick’s kind of sexist. But still manages to fuck you up.

You Asked For It by Hoodoo: You make a request of Rick: can you have a night of hardcore fluffy sex? Can he do that? And then contrariwise, what about the opposite of hardcore fluff sex? Chapter 2. Requests from an ask, first chapter fluffy sex, second chapter hardcore sex (with detoxified Rick and Toxic Rick) (2 Chapters)

Up In The Air daddyzanchez: Your job as a flight attendant suddenly gets a little more exciting (and shameful) as a tall, strange man with spiky blue hair gets onboard... (4 Chapters, but unfinished) 

Extra Credit by GoldenSnowflake: As the clanking of plates and silverware gathering food filled the air, a tall, slim figure swept into the room and took the chair opposite of mine. He stared and I blinked at him, my fork in my mouth. "Who's this?""We're partners for a project," Summer muttered as if he should've known better, despite the fact it didn't seem like she warned anybody that I was coming over at all.

Sext by Hoodoo: Rick got a piercing. It's wrecked a month's worth of havoc on his sex life, until tonight.

Hair-pulling+ by Hoodoo: A short, filthy fic about being fucked from behind by Rick, with him holding onto my ponytail. Just some nice hair pulling and dirty talk.

Mint Chocolate Chip by Hoodoo:  It's summer and it's too hot. Ice cream should make it better.

Erotic Advent by Hoodoo:  24 days of new sex toys for Rick/reader!

Zero G by Hoodoo: You always wanted to have sex in anti-gravity. Rick makes that happen.

Focused on masterbaiting:

Tracker by NikkiDoodle:  Rick catches you during your alone time. But how does he know what you're up to? 

Desperate But So Far Away by daddyzanchez: Rick is not able to be reached right now which is a bummer. You have had your hand in your pants for an hour or more but your orgasm was just not happening. 

Better Than Fantasy by NamelyCranberries: Rick catches you masturbating. Lend a Hand by deliciousdeaddove:  You walk in on something interesting... 

House sitter by deliciousdeaddove:  You're watching the Smith's house while they're out of town. Your mind drifts to one of the usual occupants and you become carried away. Then you're caught. 

Caught Rick-Handed by CrazyRaynebow:  Rick walks in on Reader masturbating and well... what else is there to say?

Focused on eating out:

Originality - A New Year's Eve Story by daddyzanchez:  How does one enter the new year with Rick Sanchez? A Slip Of The Tongue by daddyzanchez: It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. Distractions by rick-frickers: Written from a request: reader/Rick with reader as Morty’s tutor or something and the tutor and Rick have been flirting (which Morty notices) and Rick goes under the table and goes down on tutor and she’s gotta play it cool so Morty doesn’t notice and Rick’s really into it but also wants the girl to make a lot of noise so she’ll feel embarrassed. And later the reader gets her revenge and does the same to Rick when he’s in the garage or something! 

Period:

Monthly by NikkiDoodle: You're on your period and hate it. But that didn't stop Rick. (3 Chapters)

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia:  This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood. 

Monthly by GoldenSnowflake: “She’ll be watching the house while we’re gone,” Beth explained pleasantly.Long limbs draped across the back of the sofa and the coffee table, Rick looked at me with the barest hint of interest. “She’s cute,” he assessed, turning back to the television. “Just make sure she stays the hell away from the garage.” A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they're gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn't care whose life she's ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick.