Professinally Awkward

[whitegirlsaintshit]

me: why is everyone IGNORING me also me: *leaves phone on Do Not Disturb 24/7, only replies in group chats once every three days, keeps everyone on read for days and distances myself because (cuckoo clock noise)*

[stability]

[rico-bear]

Great read

[leplastiquedick]

inspirational

[library-mermaid-blog]

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g

[roxxicet]

Oh my gods❤

[abeautyisbeast]

Knowing my fat ass if I were Belle I would have tried a hell of a lot harder to eat all those foods during Be Our Guest

I mean look at this shit 

Bitch just grabbed a cherry 

“Try the grey stuff it’s delicious” Bitch please pass me the fork 

This scene is visually stunning, but my drunk ass would have climbed the table for some champagne  

Don’t even get me started with the live action version I MEAN LOOK AT THIS

In summary I would basically look like this throughout the song 

[okayysophia]

[with-practice]

me: woah i’ve really been losing my train of thought alot lately.

also me: how the fuck do you lose a train?

[leplastiquedick]

run a train on me

[with-practice]

[depressed2ehtcore]

me when someone says “you need to stop shipping them ew that’s wrong”

[robotmango]

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

[aetherlogic]

[koraru-san]

hahaha me when I enter to the Zootopia fandom hahaha thanks to you @fox-comics XD

[fox-comics]

hahahaha thats us indeed xD

[buzzfeeduk]

[reibeibei]

I absolutely love children

[25th-hokage-deactivated20180619]

I’m the hotdog girl

[curvedbullets]

cum in her it is fun

[baddestmotherfuckerinthebeehive]

She was Hotdog Princess

[roxxicet]

Psssst I reallly like your blog >u< The sebaciel drabbles you do are just so asdfghjkl ahh i love it!

Sorry I've been gone so long! I'm glad you like my stables, hopefully I'll have more to post soon!

[roxxicet]

I'm Back!!

So I wish I had some deep reason for my disappearance. I forgot the password to this account. My bad. In the meantime, here's what I've been up to: - Fell out of the SebCiel fandom (still love them, just haven't written in a while). Trying to immerse myself back into it because they're just so fun to write. - Had another kid. She'll be 2 months old in a few days. We'll call her Her Highness and Bocchan adores her (most of the time) - Dropped out of nursing school, but will hopefully go back. - Now playing Neverwinter on PC pretty religiously. - Watched Zootopia and it is kinda consuming my life. - Still owe a request to an anon from forever ago, so going to try and fulfill that.

[mothernaturenetwork]

The face of children’s literature is about to change Almost half of U.S. children have a minority background, but you rarely see them in books. One group wants to change that, and research shows more diverse books could lead to a more tolerant generation.

[guykneecologist]

This.

[sixpenceee]

omfg reblogging till the end of time

[candicespatton]

[blackgirlsinlove]

"When a man tells a Black woman that she looks mixed as a form of endearment, he’s insinuating that her beauty comes from the (allegedly) non-Black part of her. All they’re effectively saying is: You’re too beautiful to just be Black. Oh, but I am. We aren’t beautiful in spite of our Blackness, we are beautiful because of it." - Shayla Pierce

[toodrunktofindaurl]

Seriously I know that boobs are beautiful and sexy and everything, but really, it’s just some organic jiggling baby feeders. No need to hide them or be ashamed or over-sexualize them. 

FREE TITIES.

[yukikoneko19]

reblog cuz this is funny

[transitive-property-deactivated]

I shouldn’t have to tag this for NSFW, So I won’t.

[furryredfox-deactivated20161222]

Probably if more girls would do this, we could adapt more like not calling them sexual organs lol Remember that some guys are assholes too, so prepare to get yelled at or possibly touched :/ We should get rid of the problem (those guys) instead of forcing bras or bikinis….

[castielcampbell]

I went to church with a lady that went to do missionary work in Africa (I think it was Africa.) and they had classes on how they needed to dress and stuff. And at one point she made a joke about wearing turtlenecks and the teacher said “Darlin, you could walk around topless for all the men are going to care.”

This woman is “stacked” “buxom”… she has big titties okay?

And she said “Really??”

And the teacher explained. “Breasts are for babies in most parts of the world. It’s only in America and a few other places that Breasts are seen as sexual. Breasts to men of the country we are going to are for babies and only for babies. Now… your ass on the other hand… you’re gonna need some long skirts with a high waist, cause they notice the booty.”

[eziocauthon89]

Mostly reblogging for that last story

[roxxicet]

"If more girls would do this".

Please understand that in many cities, it's actually against the law. Here in Columbus, we can only walk around topless downtown, and I believe at certain times (like during festivals, but don't quote me on that) and in any other area it's a hefty fine (and we aren't exactly the most financially well off city, at least not so much so to pay tickets all summer.). Women have even been ticketed for breastfeeding in public.

Yes. Feeding their babies. Using breasts for their sole purpose.

So it isn't so much "if more girls would"

But rather, "if more girls COULD".

But I'm digging the rest of this post.

[roxxicet]

yoko ono: survived world war II

yoko ono: started making feminist avant-garde in the 50s/60s

yoko ono: released feminist songs that are considered hymns of the movement

yoko ono: turned john lennon into a activist for women's rights and non-violence AND also inspired him for lots of his songs

yoko ono: had her daughter taken away from her and was strong as fuck to live with it

yoko ono: fights against fracking 'cause she worries about people's health

yoko ono: is frickin 80 years old and still perform and dance and write songs

yoko ono: supports gay marriage

media: remembers her as a "japanese bitch" who broke up that beatles band or whatever