Rutare's randomness

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[habitual-truant]

strawmanning the fuck out of this right now but i hate when people assume my obsession for a character is romantic or sexual. Man, its not even platonic or familial. i want to put him in This:

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

[schakira]

okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.

[the-quasar-hero]

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

[schakira]

no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

[the-quasar-hero]

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

[schakira]

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

[the-quasar-hero]

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

[entguarde]

And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.

Yours truly, the wizard frog

[schakira]

DO NOT INTERRUPT US

[afrophunk]

You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one 🤔

[the-quasar-hero]

FYM?

[afrophunk]

That's just a purple traffic cone

Ain't got no class

No drip

Just goofy-

[the-quasar-hero]

FYM?

[afrophunk]

GUCCI be selling $300 bathroom sandals

Still look goofy in that GUCCI

[the-quasar-hero]

Hmmm, yes counterpoint:

DIE

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

you guys are ruining brunch

[owwllly]

sleepover

[owwllly]

gentlmen higuruma and nanami

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

do any other mammals have faces as flat as ours or is that an us thing

[femininefreyanyctophile]

think we are pretty unique with that and our build in general. like most mammals are somewhat rotund and usually longer than tall or wide. we are built like a blade of grass

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

honestly we might be unique for vertebrates in general.

someone brought up owls, but…

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

now THERE’S and interesting contender

still not as flat as a human face, but the amount that the jaws sink in is wild

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

bowheads are at least on-par

[fluoritegalaxy]

Persian cats are pretty flat.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

still not nearly as flat

how the fuck do we breathe

[featherywingss]

I hate to do this but

Persian cat seems pretty flat

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

well, almost every skull is flat if you’re gonna rotate it that way

[the-haiku-bot]

well, almost every

skull is flat if you’re gonna

rotate it that way

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cutmeopenlikeafruit]

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[vancruejovi]

[write-on-world]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I need tiktokers to understand that ao3 has been home for the freaks (affectionate) ever since the day it was created. the entire site was created because “dark and fucked up fics” were banned and removed from other platforms, so us freaks came together and created a site for other freaks — a site where nothing is censored, a site with no algorithm, no capitalism, no ads, and again, absolutely no censorship.

this has been our house for decades. you newbies don’t come into our house and tell us how to arrange our furniture. either be nice and respect our house, or leave and build your own house elsewhere.

[sixofclovers]

theyre fighting a god in the morning

[whoslinger]

Silly Christmas fellers

[fcrtna]

[ciceroprofacto]

Laurens-Hamilton Timeline

What started as a weekend project has become an ongoing quest to compile a timeline of the day-to-day actions of Hamilton and Laurens during their time in the army. I’ll be periodically adding to this post when I’m on a research kick.

Keep reading

[rutareh]

Jaysus, that's so useful

[missmisery8]

little portraits of all the Doctors ❤️❤️

[4thelneyjones]

Laughing