Whya Miliving

In this team it's either yeet or be yeeted.

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Shobu’s Cooking Channel

Shobu: Good day, everyone! Today, I would very much like to show you how to make an utterly exquisite brunch. Whya:  Shobu: As a man of prestige and class, I prepare only the highest quality consumables, but even someone as driven as I cannot perform such a monumental task alone! Whya: Shobu: To assist me with this task, I have procured the talents of the lovely Whya. She’s a member of the amazing Team DRYM and an incredibly intelligent friend of mine.  Whya:  Shobu: Give your greetings to our lovely audience, won’t you, Whya? Whya: When you said you take your show seriously, I didn’t know you meant shoving a stick the size of a flagpole into your large intestine. Shobu: Oh my, Whya! That is most uncouth. Whya: You’re going to do this the whole time, aren’t you? Shobu, glaring: I don’t know, are you? Whya: Just get on with it, Shobu. Shobu: Very well. Today, my adoring audience, we are going to be making a delightful assortment of delectable meals that are sure to have your stomach ache with desire. First we’re going to make Whya’s vegan horseshit that isn’t appetizing in the slightest. Whya: It’s... It’s a cranberry salad... Shobu: Isn’t she a card? Everyone knows you don’t put fruit in salad! Ahahaha... Whya: Hey, it’s not my fault you have bad taste. Shobu: Terrific! Let’s get to the ingredients! -Later- Whya, screaming: WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?! Shobu, also screaming: I WAS COOKING YOUR DISGUSTING VEGAN FOOD! Whya, still screaming: WHY WERE YOU COOKING A SALAD?! Shobu, also still screaming: I DON’T KNOW I DON’T EATYOUR REPULSIVE TRASH- Wait, is the camera still rolling..? Camera nods Shobu, yelling at camera: CUT THE FEED WHAT THE FU- Camera cuts

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‘The Weird Scroll’

So I found an online story generator and decided to post the story it makes.

A Short Story by WhyaMiliving

Whya had always loved Cosy Dorm Room with its barbecued, beautiful Beds. It was a place where she felt Happy.

She was a Funny, Cute, Tea drinker with Lean Eyes and Fit Hair. Her friends saw her as a mammoth, melted Memelord. Once, she had even revived a dying, Sulfur's Vegitable Wife. That's the sort of woman he was.

Whya walked over to the window and reflected on her Familiar surroundings. The Cloud teased like Sitting Lizards.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Raikou . Raikou was a Curious Puppy with Cute Eyes and Attractive Hair.

Whya gulped. She was not prepared for Raikou.

As Whya stepped outside and Raikou came closer, she could see the damp glint in his eye.

Raikou gazed with the affection of 4144 Innocent spewmungous Sharks. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Memes."

Whya looked back, even more Friendship and still fingering the Weird Scroll. "Raikou, you're a puppy," she replied.

They looked at each other with Warm feelings, like two bulbous, bright Bulls Smiling at a very Nervous Evening, which had Lo-fi music playing in the background and two Worried uncles Chilling to the beat.

Whya regarded Raikou's Cute Eyes and Attractive Hair. "I feel the same way!" revealed Whya with a delighted grin.

Raikou looked Love, his emotions blushing like a barbecued, burnt Bed.

Then Raikou came inside for a nice cup of Tea.

THE END

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Raikou’s Question

Raikou: Um... Whya? Whya: What? Raikou: Can I ask you something? Whya: Sure, what is it? Raikou: ...What’s a ‘protagonist’? Whya:  Raikou: Someone mean called me it at lunch. Whya:  Raikou: ...So what is it? Whya: cHiLd.

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Team DRYM Goes To Wall-Mart

Shobu: Okay you got the list? Dash: Yeah, I still don’t know why you left Whya with your siblings... Shobu: Because we needed a distraction and she’s useless otherwise. Dash: Okay... So then why did we bring Raikou? He’s just singing and dancing to the music on the intercom in that aisle. And he’s not even getting the lyrics right! Raikou, dancing: Karma karma karma karma chameleon! Dash, yelling down the aisle: IT’S ‘CAMA’! NOT ‘KARMA’! Shobu: Eh, still more useful than Whya. Dash: Whatever, let’s just buy the list- Oh, don’t forget we need to go to the pharmacy after this for uh, reasons... Shobu: Hygiene products, yeah I know. Dash:  Shobu:  Raikou: Oh are we buying stuff now? Shobu: sigh Yes Raikou, we’re buying stuff. Raikou: Can I ge- Dash: No, you cannot get the action figure. Raikou: Aw.. Shobu: Okay so the first thing on the list is soymilk. Raikou: Why not just regular milk? Dash: Because I’m sure Shobu’s younger sibling wouldn’t find their birthday very fun if they spent most of it in the bathroom. Raikou: Oh.. So that’s why that happens. Shobu: Next is the heavy whipping cream. Dash: gasp Dash: H-heavy... Dash: Whipping... Dash: CREAM?! Raikou: Shobu: Dash: DO YOU THINK THEY SELL HEAVY STABBING CREAM TOO?! Shobu: What the fuck are you talking about? Dash: pulls out a knife Raikou & Shobu: Ohhhhh shit. Dash, running off: I’M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I FIND IT!

-3 Hours Later-

Raikou, dancing again: Dance dance till you’re red! Off off with your bed! Whya: There you are! Raikou: Oh, hey Whya! Whya: Raikou, where have you guys been? Raikou: Oh well we were looking for ingredients but then Dash went crazy and held a store employee at knife point! Now she’s arrested and we’re legally not allowed to leave! Whya: Whya: What. Raikou: And Shobu’s outside giving a statement to the police. Whya: So let me get this straight. This entire time, you’ve gotten nothing done, am I right? Raikou: Are you okay Whya? Whya: NO! I’M NOT OKAY! I spent three fucking hours listening to that kid talk about  Pokémon! I HAVE ENCYCLOPEDIC KNOWLEDGE OF THE COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF FUCKING GENGAR! I SPENT ALL THAT TIME, AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU’VE ALL BEEN SITTING AROUND DOING NOTHING?! Raikou: Sorry... Whya: sigh Whatever. I guess I should go help out Shobu before Dash gets into any more trouble. Raikou: They already drove off with her... Whya: ...Oh for fuck sake. Next time, I’m the one doing the shopping. Raikou: Okay...

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Quotes From Raikou

“I like snakes, I used to have one as a pet. You remind me of one! Just less cool.”

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NEVERMIND

LMAO NVM SHOBU AND DASH ARE ASSHOLES WHO PRANKED US BRB GONNA GO BEAT ‘EM UP!

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What Have I Done.

He was so innocent and pure and I stripped him of that. He was only trying o help and I was stupid enough to take that too far. I’m not sure how far we went, not sure how harsh to consequences will be, but I know that I broke him and he’ll never be the sweet adorable puppy he was. That bitch and the trap found it enjoyable, I hate them. This is all my fault, what have I done.

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Raikou Is A Good Boy

Dash: You’ve resisted the urge to fight something all day, good boy Raikou. -Gives him a lollipop- Raikou: -Takes- Yay!

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Just Why?

Raikou: -types something into Mumblr- ... Why is there a dog person beating up a regular person? Whya: -Suddenly listening- ......You might not want a faunus hearing that... Raikou:  Wait, why would they- Oh, no not like that. Raikou: -Shows Whya the picture- This is what I mean. Whya: ....Why couldn’t you be racist instead?

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Drunk Whya

Whya: -Walks into dorm and falls over giggling- Hehehehehehehehe Raikou: WHYA WHAT’S WRONG? ARE YOU INJURED? Whya: -Stops giggling and looks at Raikou- ... You’re a puppy  Raikou: Wait wha- Whya: -Tackle hugs Raikou-

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INCOMING NEWS

SHOBU IS A TRIPOD CONFIRMED! I REPEAT! SHOBU IS A TRIPOD CONFIRMED!

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Dear Diary

Today I accidentally broke Raikou. I also gave him a boner... I feel very guilty.

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I need to be stopped.

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Shobu Is Totally Normal

"I am not a sociopath. I just don't care about you freakishly tall people."

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Innocent Raikou Is Life

Whya: Hey wanna see a meme? Raikou: Sure! Whya: -shows meme- Raikou: ...What’s a ‘hoe’? Whya:  Raikou: What does ‘ratchet’ mean? Is that even a word? Whya: Um... Raikou: I think I remember dad yelling some of these at mom before I left. Whya: -Is depressed-

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#ProteccRaikou

Raikou is an innocent bean and must be protected at all costs. - Whya

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Not inaccurate, but Raikou helps sometimes