The door bell saga
*Black sweater* Dang it babe, I forgot my keys!
*Grey shirt* Don't worry love, remember the new apartment door lock camera scans your belly like a key card at a hotel. (lifts shirt revealing belly, for the camera to scan it)
*Black sweater* Oh yeah, I forgot. (lifts sweater, revealing bigger belly, camera denies scan)
*Grey shirt* Although we might have to recalibrate it so it works for your increased size though! (Pats his bfs belly)
*Black sweater* Speak for yourself, your bigger aswell, after the buffet we were just at. (Turns his head towards his bf and pats his belly)
*Grey shirt* Yeah, but I wasn't the one who over-indulged and got too big that he didn't get recognized by the scanner for their increased pudge (smirks and shakes his hand on his bfs belly, causing his pudge to jiggle)
*Black sweater* Your lucky I love you (turns his head towards the camera smiling) is it weird im still hungry?
*Grey shirt* Nah, its not werid, I could still eat, I think we have lots of leftover pizza inside (smiles at the camera aswell as they walk inside).
(Later they both have to recalibrate the scanner after stuffing themselves silly with pizza)
