Alright guys, have some ✨Predcannons✨
This time, it’s the gang from P.I.E! I doubt a lot of you will know what it is, kind of a dying fandom now, but I’ve been there for years and there’s never really been this kind of content for it so I’ve got to make my own, lol.
* Grumpy and mostly unwilling pred. He’ll nom you if you ask, but he’s going to be upset about it and you’ll have to wear him down a bit. He would be flustered, eventually just shoving you in his mouth so you’ll be quiet and don’t see his blush of frustration.
* Doesn’t really take care of himself, often staying up multiple days in a row. The best way to get him to sleep is to have him eat you, since it’s kind of hard to do anything but sit back and relax with an annoying little wriggling thing in your core until you do.
* Is NEVER a prey. Has trauma from past interactions where he was a very unwilling prey. He also won’t nom unwilling prey for this reason unless it is an absolute emergency. The one time it was an emergency and the person he nommed was scared, well, he still hasn’t forgiven himself for that.
* He tastes like salted caramel.
* He’s woken up with someone nommed, with no memory of nomming them. That person is usually Toast, who always has some sort of excuse for why Ghost can’t remember.
* Actually slightly enjoys the feeling of having someone inside him, though he won’t ever admit it. He likes that he can feel, them so close to him, and it’s a reminder that he’s not alone.
* Usually a prey, he doesn’t really like nomming others. He tastes slightly bitter, usually like a dull whiskey or green tea.
* A very calm prey, he’s overly used to being nommed out of the blue. Often just sits still, either reading, scrolling on his phone, or doing something else to pass the time until he’s let out. This frustrates the more cruel preds, who were hoping for some fear play or a fight.
* If he absolutely has to nom someone, he’s overly kind about it, and nervous. Always giving the prey time to back out, or constantly apologizing if there’s no other choice. He gets very flustered when a prey moves around inside him, and doesn’t like the feeling one bit. The only exception to this was Ghost, where he felt overly protective and was constantly stopping to feel Ghost’s movements and ensure he was alright.
* He knows exactly where to rub to calm someone down, and where the best pressure points for belly massages are.
* Usually ends up nommed by Ghost during one of his ‘episodes’, or being snatched up and nommed by Casket before ghost returns. He’s usually able to calm Casket if he’s nommed near the beginning of his rampage or the beginning of Ghost’s blackout before Casket is in complete control. If Casket is in too much of a rage, Toast usually just ends up along for the ride and resulting murder spree.
* Switches between pred and prey, usually doing a fair bit of both the eating and being eaten.
* Has fallen victim to Casket on multiple occasions, unwillingly.
* A very playful pred, never scaring his prey but will definitely tease them and drag it out before nomming them.
* Mostly noms Colon, just keeping him in his core while they chat for hours, or sometimes even while on an investigation.
* His beanie always stays on, even if he’s being nommed.
*Tastes like raspberries and dark chocolate, but no one can pinpoint why.
* A very active prey. He won’t sit still and will move around almost constantly, never seeming to run out of energy. He’ll chat your ears off even if the pred isn’t paying any attention to what he’s saying. The only exception is if he’s very afraid, in which case he’ll still move around a little bit, but won’t say a word.
* Usually a prey, but has occasionally nommed Spooker if he asks. He tastes like dirt and pretzels.
* A very talkative prey, but knows when to be quiet unlike Spooker. He’s a lot more calm, and although he’s still fairly active, is a lot easier to keep down.
* Has also fallen victim to Casket unwillingly, although a lot less often as he’s usually either able to get away in time, hide, or not around.
*Unlike Spooker, he refuses to be nommed with his beanie on. Most preds will hang on to it for him, but you’ll occasionally see it sitting on a table or counter around the P.I.E headquarters. This is the ONLY time he ever takes it off.
*When he does nom someone, usually Spooker, he does it slowly. Not intentionally, he’s just unsure of his actions and doesn’t want to hurt the prey.
* Always a pred. Good luck to anyone who’d ever try and nom him, they’d be shredded from the inside out. The one and only exception to this might be Toast, but even Jimmy himself isn’t sure of that.
* A cruel and demonic pred. Teases and taunts his prey, using the full extent of his power for fear play. He doesn’t care what the prey’s feelings are, or even who the prey is.
* Does not care about prey at all. He doesn’t care if the prey is willing or unwilling, and he doesn’t care if they get hurt. He is fully willing to fatal due to revives (though I don’t write fatal unless it’s implied/left open ended.)
* The exception to most of his cruelties is Toast. He’ll usually go after him at the end of his rampages, leaving him for a ghost to find when he regains control. If he noms Toast near the beginning of a rampage, he’ll usually be a little extra careful and protective, although he’d never let anyone live long enough to tell Toast that. He also enjoys the rubs Toast gives.
* He enjoys stalking prey, letting them think they’ve gotten away before pouncing on them. He enjoys the hunt.
* He tastes like metal and salt, with a very slight hint of caramel.
*He enjoys the feeling of a lively, squirmy prey, and will often taunt them while they’re inside him just to get a rouse out of them.
* Pretty much everyone who knows Ghost has fallen victim to casket at least once, with some exceptions. However, all of P.I.E has been nommed on multiple occasions.
