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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@baibiii why have you done this. what possible sin of mine is this in retribution to

[sabers31]

Is that some god damn ahegaud???

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what's a fact that you hate?

Nintendo was founded in 1889, which is so unnecessary

[purplemika-deactivated20201231]

Stokes Dracula is set in 1893. Dracula could have canonically had Nintendo merchandise.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Coca cola was founded in 1892. Dracula could have canonically been sitting around his castle chugging soda and gaming 

[sabers31]

Well, Nintendo games in that time were most likely board games and also I’m like 90% sure Coca Cola still had cocaine in their drinks by then so now I’m just imagining a coked up Dracula playing monopoly

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I met Candle Jenner at a fashion show. We shook hands, but hers were terribly dry and crusty and I ran to tell everyone I knew about her gross hands.

[binarybinarybinary]

Kandle* Jenner

[blondebrainpower]

I’m Pretty Sure it’s Kindle Jenner…

[sabers31]

No, you’re thinking of that electronic reading device, it’s Camel Jenner

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i can’t believe he’s gone

[unclefather]

Kanye Rest in peace

[sabers31]

Kanye west in piece

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i have recently learned about white lipped pythons, and now you shall too!

nature’s holographic editions!

they are good & excellent spaghetti hatchlings. please love them

[sabers31]

So these people found a snake that legit looks like magic and the first thing they decided when naming it was “hey let’s look at its mouth and nothing else”

[ruinedchildhood]

[sabers31]

Holy FUCK where do I buy these?

[shitpostgenerator]

please do not disrespect the moon

[sabers31]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey, Gaud. Just real quick. How does one pronounce that?? I’m just not sure. I personally say “Gowd”.

That sounds right! I personally pronounce it as a moan reminiscent of a hibernating eldritch cave creature dreaming of a world aflame

[crymson-nite]

So like…

G̛̜̘͖̠͎͂ą̸͉͓ͭͫ͢a̹̯̝͚͇͊ͫ͆͂̍â̐͡͏͙͔̻̯̥̲̼̯͢ͅạ̵̲̯͈̜̭́͒̓ͣ̐̈̕ͅͅü̵̢̼̳̘̆u͓̦̜ͨ̕h͈̟̮̠͍͎͖͓͗̆̍̐̇ͦ̿̾̾͡ȟ̴̞̟̤̎d̖̞̫̞͙̟̗͙͌͌͘

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that doesn’t look right but I honestly don’t have enough evidence to dispute it

[sabers31]

Honestly I just say god

[scum2]

*literally just drinks some water*

[sabers31]

Look at this dude drinking cloud piss

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[sabers31]

Well now I kinda want to know what you think of pewdiepie

[retrogamingblog]

Life-Size Furret Plush released by the Pokemon Center

[sabers31]

Wait... life sized?... HOW DID I NOT KNOW THEY WERE THIS BIG?

[spacegeek3000-deactivated201506]

[sabers31]

But can you?

[pukicho]

I’m currently working on my degree in Palaeontology so would you like a fossil species named after you? I specialise in vertebrates but could probably find a new kind of arthropod if you’d prefer

Yes, name a dead extinct animal after me !!!!

[sabers31]

I swear to everything holy if one day I find a fossil is named pukicho I’m gonna flip my shit

[thebootydiaries]

me: where do you live?

vegan: I'm a vegan

[sabers31]

Me entering into the replies: “the walls are salt, the floor is salt and the air we breathe is salt, everything is salt”

[bxgdanow-deactivated20170102]

sinship (like friendship except u sin together)

[sabers31]

So like t*uching hands or k*ssing before marriage?

[probablybadrpgideas]

Cantrips and Ninth-Level Spells are reversed.  Your first-level bard can cast Power Word Kill completely at will, but Vicious Mockery is an arcane secret they may never become powerful enough to cast.  Amount of damage done by any given spell is completely unchanged.

[sabers31]

People with spells: let’s go kill a god!

People without spells:... what

[probablybadrpgideas]

The whole party has dice made of ice. When a damage dice melts you can’t use that weapon. When your d20 melts you die.

[sabers31]

Play in a fridge and you’ll never die