ECCEDENTESIAST

(.n) Someone who hides pain beside a smile

[thinhip]

reblog to lose 15 pounds by may 31st

[actualsideburns]

Cant hurt

[guavasandpapayas]

the desperation is real😔

[more-naps-please]

Low cal super delicious meal (112)

At first i intended for this to be an egg white omelette but what i got was so much better

Ingredients:

½ a tomato, diced (11 cal)

3 tbsp diced onion (12 cal)

½ cup spinach (10 cal)

2 egg whites (34 cal)

1 whole wheat, reduced carb flour tortilla from Trader Joe’s (45 cal)

Salt, oregano/basil, black pepper (0 cal)

Its super easy, dice the tomato and onion, put it in a pan with a teeeny tiny bit of cooking spray, let it cook (i cover it for a minute so it goes faster). Add the spices. Once its almost ready, tear the spinach apart into smaller pieces and add it. The onions should be slightly browned. Add two egg whites and mix it around/ scramble it until its ready

Put it in the center of the tortilla and, voila! It smells so good as its cooking and it honestly reminds me of the ground meat tacos my mom makes, only so much better because it will keep you loosing weight.

The iron in the spinach and the protien in the eggs is also really good for you especially if you’re restricting.

Thats all! Enjoy and let me know if you try it and what you think!

Xoxo

[perpetualdubiety]

L👀K AT THIS BABY !! ISNT SHE CUTE ?! SHES FUDGY AF TOO !!!

45 CAL MUG CAKE

This one’s chocolate & cinnamon flavour y’all.

This is a recipe I adapted from another recipe bc it was shit soo, here goes:

Ingredients:

1 tablespoon flour (28cal)

1/2 teaspoon baking powder (0cal)

1 teaspoon cacao powder (approx. 15cal, I used that raw Mayan superfood stuff but I’m sure any unsweetened cocoa powder would work)

1 teaspoon cinnamon (0cal, this wasn’t in the OG recipe but cinnamon has a laxative effect on me so bonus points for gettin muh bowels moooovin)

2 tablespoons zero cal sweetener (0cal)

1 tablespoon water (0cal, this was milk in the original recipe but milk is a ~fear food~ of mine so idfw milk)

Method:

Mix all the dry ingredients together (flour, baking powder, cacao powder, cinnamon, & sweetenerrr) and get rid of the floor/baking powder lumps cos they taste gross if they’re left in. It makes sort of a brown powder lookin thing.

Add the water and mix well until it’s smooooooooth af bby.

Microwave for 50 seconds.

Let it cool (it’s really fuckin hot) and enjoy! This is the most important step bitches.

This shit’s b o m b when you’re craving cake cos it’s just about the same texture and has a similar taste. You can of course add some vanilla extract if you wanna be ~fancy~, but I didn’t have any and I’m too lazy to go to the store lmao.

[jealousgirl333]

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[40skg]

LOOKING FOR ACTIVE ED BLOGS, JAN. 2020

since it’s the new year, i was hoping to find more friends bc having an ed is so fucking lonely n exhausting. my dash is dry, too.

pls rb if you (are):

✰ between ages fifteen to twenty-five ONLY

✰ already have an ed

✰ actively post on tumblr

✰ willing to become friends

i am not pro anything, simply looking for more blogs to follow. likes are appreciated! stay safe ♡

[highvolumetal]

[dangerly]

[freshmoviequotes]

It (2017)

[sweet-goodbye]

[thinnxy]

me relapsing and coming to tumblr to deliberately trigger myself:

[skinny-b8by]

REBLOG TO LOSE 2KG WHEN YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW 🍃

ig : @ vict0ar

[thedietestcoke]

I will lose weight.

I will stay in control.

I will not give up.

I will reach my goal weight.

[betteroffbunnie]

Them: well actually if you don’t eat you won’t loose any weight because you go into starvation mode and you actually end up gaining weight and and

Me, loosing weight while restricting:

[thinnday]

im still fat but at least im not at my starting weight

[kissingkerosene]

Rapping Twenty Øne Piløts Songs

Level easy: Car Radio

Level moderate: Migraine

Level hard: Heavy Dirty Soul

Level insane: Ode To Sleep

Level impossible: Kitchen Sink

Level try to not die: Levitate

[becomingsmallandpetite-blog]

“Reblog if your stomach is too pudgy, thighs are too big, arms are too flabby, face is too chubby and you need to lose 5 or more pounds.”

(via becomingsmallandpetite)