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reblog to lose 15 pounds by may 31st
Cant hurt
the desperation is real😔
Low cal super delicious meal (112)
At first i intended for this to be an egg white omelette but what i got was so much better
Ingredients:
½ a tomato, diced (11 cal)
3 tbsp diced onion (12 cal)
½ cup spinach (10 cal)
2 egg whites (34 cal)
1 whole wheat, reduced carb flour tortilla from Trader Joe’s (45 cal)
Salt, oregano/basil, black pepper (0 cal)
Its super easy, dice the tomato and onion, put it in a pan with a teeeny tiny bit of cooking spray, let it cook (i cover it for a minute so it goes faster). Add the spices. Once its almost ready, tear the spinach apart into smaller pieces and add it. The onions should be slightly browned. Add two egg whites and mix it around/ scramble it until its ready
Put it in the center of the tortilla and, voila! It smells so good as its cooking and it honestly reminds me of the ground meat tacos my mom makes, only so much better because it will keep you loosing weight.
The iron in the spinach and the protien in the eggs is also really good for you especially if you’re restricting.
Thats all! Enjoy and let me know if you try it and what you think!
Xoxo
L👀K AT THIS BABY !! ISNT SHE CUTE ?! SHES FUDGY AF TOO !!!
45 CAL MUG CAKE
This one’s chocolate & cinnamon flavour y’all.
This is a recipe I adapted from another recipe bc it was shit soo, here goes:
Ingredients:
1 tablespoon flour (28cal)
1/2 teaspoon baking powder (0cal)
1 teaspoon cacao powder (approx. 15cal, I used that raw Mayan superfood stuff but I’m sure any unsweetened cocoa powder would work)
1 teaspoon cinnamon (0cal, this wasn’t in the OG recipe but cinnamon has a laxative effect on me so bonus points for gettin muh bowels moooovin)
2 tablespoons zero cal sweetener (0cal)
1 tablespoon water (0cal, this was milk in the original recipe but milk is a ~fear food~ of mine so idfw milk)
Method:
Mix all the dry ingredients together (flour, baking powder, cacao powder, cinnamon, & sweetenerrr) and get rid of the floor/baking powder lumps cos they taste gross if they’re left in. It makes sort of a brown powder lookin thing.
Add the water and mix well until it’s smooooooooth af bby.
Microwave for 50 seconds.
Let it cool (it’s really fuckin hot) and enjoy! This is the most important step bitches.
This shit’s b o m b when you’re craving cake cos it’s just about the same texture and has a similar taste. You can of course add some vanilla extract if you wanna be ~fancy~, but I didn’t have any and I’m too lazy to go to the store lmao.
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
LOOKING FOR ACTIVE ED BLOGS, JAN. 2020
since it’s the new year, i was hoping to find more friends bc having an ed is so fucking lonely n exhausting. my dash is dry, too.
pls rb if you (are):
✰ between ages fifteen to twenty-five ONLY
✰ already have an ed
✰ actively post on tumblr
✰ willing to become friends
i am not pro anything, simply looking for more blogs to follow. likes are appreciated! stay safe ♡
It (2017)
me relapsing and coming to tumblr to deliberately trigger myself:
REBLOG TO LOSE 2KG WHEN YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW 🍃
ig : @ vict0ar
I will lose weight.
I will stay in control.
I will not give up.
I will reach my goal weight.
Them: well actually if you don’t eat you won’t loose any weight because you go into starvation mode and you actually end up gaining weight and and
Me, loosing weight while restricting:
im still fat but at least im not at my starting weight
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Level easy: Car Radio
Level moderate: Migraine
Level hard: Heavy Dirty Soul
Level insane: Ode To Sleep
Level impossible: Kitchen Sink
Level try to not die: Levitate
“Reblog if your stomach is too pudgy, thighs are too big, arms are too flabby, face is too chubby and you need to lose 5 or more pounds.”
(via becomingsmallandpetite)