Goblin

since tumblr has turned into a dumpster fire, ya'll can find me on IG @ _sal_amanda_

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ginger-ale-official]

If these guys ran straight at a tornado it would flip a U-ey and RUN

[suuniva]

POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

[catchymemes]

[universejunction]

executive dysfunction

[memory--box]

reblog to hug me

[rilianedautriche]

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

[salytierra]

Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.

[azulapropaganda]

While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

[timeofdeathnote]

it’s what he deserves

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

#CabbageManForLiveCabbageMan

[aggrokawaii]

Felix the Comrade

[lisaminnci]

Everybody, try laughing. Then whatever scares you will go away!

STUDIO GHIBLI + RAINBOW COLOURS

[ disney version ]

[everythingfox]

Kitty bliss

[goawayhahahahahah-deactivated20]

Eric Andre’s stupid Margaret Thatcher thing has literally set back the feminist movement by 30 years

[cometcrystal]

so what about you op? do you think margaret thatcher effectively utilized girl power by funneling money into illegal paramilitary death squads in northern ireland. serious answers only

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

ur trauma didn’t make you funny and while we’re on the topic ur music taste is unlistenable etc

[oldersistercore]

[clish-moved-deactivated20210119]

“If you are not attracted to an individual, because the individual has a trait, that’s okay”

[ruffboi-mags]

1) This is a very good twitter thread.

2) the notes are full of terfs (in part bc OP put it on terf tags intentionally) and it’s gross af but it makes a damn good blocklist

[polyhexian]

There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did

[callese]

[salamanda420]

Michael Cera gets bitches tho.

Norah in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Juno in Juno

Ramona Flowers in Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Maeby in Arrested Development

Like yes he's awkward but face it dude fucks

[angelinajoliesbottom]

Goodmorning to girls who are trapped in a nightmare dimension <3

[thundergrace]

My sister, who I live with, thought she couldn't get the vaccine because she doesn't have insurance.

We're not really used to "free".... spread the word.

[pandasrawesomest]

It depends where you go too. I tried to sign up at CVS and it said "free with insurance"

[scaryterryj]

In the US they are not allowed to charge an individual for this vaccine. They are allowed to bill your insurance. Whether you have insurance or not, you will not pay anything.

[drst]

THERE WILL BE A QUESTION ON THE REGISTRATION ABOUT INSURANCE YOU DO NOT NEED TO FILL IT OUT.

When I registered there was a page for insurance information. We were instructed just to put “no insurance” and keep going.

[loveize]

[Image description: a tweet by Fortune (@FortuneMagazine) reads "Nearly 7 million Americans might not get a COVID-19 vaccine because they don't know it's free." Below is a linked article from fortune.com with the same text along with a photo of a person receiving a shot. End description]