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Sam - 19 - queer - ig:sambin000 Memes and video games

[meeobug-deactivated20210117]

so about those new episodes, huh?

[toastbutteregg]

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

[amvs]

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

This post is like a rollercoaster but one that just goes down and down

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

thats adulthood, babey!

[mxtomituck]

Which one of you said that Endermen aren’t real?!?

[banishedquasiroyal]

i’m sorry i ever doubted you

[jifewjfiojiowjwe-deactivated201]

[blabberfish]

Has this been done yet?

[everythingstarstuff]

WHOOP

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

[animememejpg]

[sometimes-life-gets-hard]

Why haven‘t I seen this before??! Make. Some. Noise!

[ljphil2014]

[cptsdvarric]

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

[liquidstar]

kim possible came out in 2002??

[snarkiwi-moved-deactivated20200]

Good for her

[meanplastic]

IM HOLLERING

[n3wfaceoffailure]

wlw culture is not wanting to fuck a goddamn clown

[coolgirl]

harley quinn

[n3wfaceoffailure]

[despazito]

i hate being here i want to be home doing weed and gay shit

[zaneira]

Same but without the gay shit

[despazito]

[waller-bridge]

when i say “my last two brain cells”; this is Exactly how i picture them

[anachronic-cobra]

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.