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Lots of hyperfixations

[kiyomitakada]

hi i have hardcoded english subs onto KESU NOTE a compilation of noncanon skits made by the actors of the 2015 death note tv drama. please enjoy

[beshinoe]

おめでとうございます！

[brothfan1997]

L/light is the funniest fucking pairing in the world bc it is so embarrassing for both of them like light is gripping the bathroom sink & crying like ‘he’s not even cute i don’t even like all his weird bullshit and cutting remarks and genius deductions and the way he knows me better than myself i’m straight i am straight’ meanwhile L meets a hot guy who is kind of obsessed with him and can keep up with his mind games and he’s just like shrug. he’s PROBABLY a serial killer but literally what else am i doing

[corviiids]

in the one (1) month since i watched death note for the first time i sure have been doing a fucking posting

bonus:

[monakisu]

L is less of a blanket and more of an iron maiden. squeezing light half to death is the only way his insomnia-challenged ass can fall asleep

gift 1/3 for my DN secret santa @llawlieta ! for ur prompt of light and L sleeping and being vulnerable and fluffy with each other… thank u so much to the @dnsecretsanta mod for their hard work in setting up this whole lovely shebang!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS ∩(´∀`∩)🧡🌀💤

[monakisu]

this is probably the first time sayu has ever volunteered to help carry anything… of course light gets confused 💀 spoiled little sister problems

gift 2/3 for my secret santa @llawlieta !! for ur prompt of yagami family goodness! season’s greetings!! (<<< that’s what christmas cards always say) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎*･ﾟ｡

[monakisu]

light gets it from his mom… “it” as in “two-faced backstabbing snakery” ˘ᗜ˘🐍

(late) gift 3/3 for my secret santa @llawlieta !!! for ur prompt of yagami family Fucked Up goodness ( ͒•·̫|💚🍭🎀 hope u enjoy!! HAPPY HOLS! * ੈ✩‧₊˚* ੈ✩‧₊

[monakisu]

...an unexpected death note reference in my saiki k manga?? even better: they put kusuo in misa's position...

[monakisu]

and with these, the holy trinity of death note references is complete!! "god of the new world" kusuke and kusuo sitting like L, complete with the thumb to his mouth!

[crowt1sm]

Now ⏰ everything ✨ that 👆was 🙄 in 🕸️ my 👺 way 🛑 is 🟰 gone ☠️ and ➕ everyone 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 still 🥳 believes 😊 me 😇 It’s 😈 only 😳 a 🅰️ matter 🧬 of ⚠️ time ⏳ before 🔜 I 🚶‍♂️ get 👿 rid ❌ of ✉️ the 😁 police! 🚔 WHAT❓ DO ⁉️ YOU 🫵 THINK 🧠 OF 😳 THAT, 🤪 L? 🪦 THIS ☝️ IS 👏 MY 👼 PERFECT 👌 VICTORY! 🥇 THAT’S 📢 RIGHT! ✅ I! 🧍‍♂️ WIN! 👑

🪦🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟

[oregano-gremlin]

[uglygirlstatus]

I wish at the part in Death Note where L and Light have their tennis match and the teacher wants them to join the tennis team that he successfully convinced them and the whole story just abruptly pivoted to a sports manga

[jack-os-5d]

the kira killings stop the moment light joins the tennis club and it becomes obvious to everyone that light was kira but L doesnt want to lose their top player right before they go to nationals so it abruptly pivots back into trying to fool the police again

[limpurtikles]

The author successfully pulls a yugioh and the whole thing just becomes a long running manga about competitive tennis with people occasionally going "hey remember when this one guy used to kill people? With a magic notebook?"

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Oh my god the question at the center of death note isn’t “how do we make the world a better place” it’s “if a cop’s son had the power of a god, would that be fucked up or what”

[queerical]

#death note doesn't have a point other than 'watch how quickly this one guy decides to be the worst person ever'#and that is because we are all actually looking at it from the perspective of ryuk#we are his shinigami buddies and he's telling us about this totally bonkers time he had on earth#ryuk: yeah i gave this guy a death note and he immediately became a megalomaniacal serial killer#ryuk: i didn't even have to suggest it like that was his FIRST thought it was great (via @andsotheuniverseended​)

[prosocialbehavior]

via @gideonisms (text in alt)

[frigidlyauthorial]

i love the fact that light was like “no one would ask questions if my entire room caught on fire because they would understand that i was just trying to protect my diary :)” because if that were to happen that would mean the death note would get destroyed which means light would literally have no idea why he did that

[milf-kurenai]

“i guess near was the better successor for L in the end” actually mello was the better successor because he would have hit light with a car. and then done it again in reverse for good measure

[nenastrology]

light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right after this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

[stickology]

[elliewilliams]

[petr1kov]

truly will never get over the fact that L from death note was designed specifically to be unattractive in contrast to the pretty boy looks of light, but in order to achieve that they just made him look like a pale emoboy with too much eyeliner. in the 2000s. what did they expect