The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.
eleven years ago, i got on a bus and accidentally put the coins in where the reciept came out from. needless to say- i was horrified and stalled the line for a bit. it doesn't help that i'm a POC and everyone kept saying "damn tourists" ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
you insisted on going to the horror movie night with your new boyfriend, sukuna, after overhearing his idiot frat brothers whispering about you.
โsheโs really soft.โ
โi've never seen ryo with a girl like her.โ
โwatch her piss herself at the first jumpscare.โ
laughter all around.
and maybe it was stupid, but you wanted to prove them wrong. prove you could handle the same things as the girls he usually kept around. cool girls. confident girls. mature girls who didnโt cling to their boyfriendโs sleeve every five minutes.
so you sat beside sukuna and in that freezing theater, chin lifted stubbornly, pretending your stomach wasnโt already twisting from the opening music alone.
for the first thirty minutes, you held it together.
barely.
you got by closing your eyes at the scarier parts and subtly whispering to sukuna to tell you when it was over.
then the movie hit you with the most horrific, satan-spawned jumpscare imaginable.
you shrieked so loud the entire row flinched.
your hand jerked violently.
and your ice cream launched directly into satoru gojo's face.
silence.
then satoru yelling, โWHAT THE HELLY?โ
suguru and toji snickered.
and suddenly you were crying.
partly because youโd just assaulted sukuna's friend with matcha soft serve after you'd spent a whole minute outside the theatre convincing all of them you weren't scared in the slightest before you'd gone in.
partly because that was some really good ice cream you'd just wasted.
partly because everyone was staring.
but mostly because that movie was fucking terrifying.
sukuna immediately grabbed your wrist and stood up. โaight, weโre leaving.โ
you hid your face in his arm while his friends snickered behind you. humiliation burned hot in your chest as he guided you out of the theater, your legs still shaky.
outside, the cold night air hit your cheeks.
โsorryโฆโ you mumbled miserably.
sukuna snorted. โit's fine, baby. gojo deserved it, he was being an asshole."
you whined, covering your face. "i wasn't talking about that!"
he laughed under his breath, but there wasnโt an ounce of cruelty in it. just amusement. then he leaned down and pressed a kiss to your temple, โiโll take you home, yeah?โ
you sniffled and nodded. โthat was scary.โ
โi know, babe. i'm sorry,โ he opened the passenger door for you, buckling your seatbelt himself with surprising gentleness. โshouldโve known that shit would freak you out.โ
โit was my ideaโฆโ you hiccuped.
โi still shoulda said no.โ he shut the door and rounded the hood of the car.
the few seconds you sat alone were awful. your eyes immediately darted to the rearview mirror. the backseat looked way too dark. you stared at it, fully convinced some horrifying demon woman was about to crawl over the seats and kill you.
the driver door opened and sukuna slid in and caught you staring.
โโฆyou looking at your little friend back there?โ
you gasped, โkuna, donโt SAY that!โ
he barked out a laugh while starting the engine. โyou want another ice cream?โ
your watery eyes widened hopefully. โโฆyeah.โ
โthought so.โ
by the time you reached your apartment complex, you were clutching a drive-thru soft serve with both hands while sukuna walked beside you toward your door.
you were finally calm again.
until he kissed your forehead, patted your ass lightly, and turned away. โsee you tomorrow, babe.โ
terror immediately flooded your face. you grabbed his arm so fast he almost stumbled back.
he looked down at you with a blink. then sighed. โโฆshouldโve expected that.โ
your eyes welled up again. โy-youโre leaving?โ
โnah.โ he unlocked your apartment and walked in beside you. โjust wanted to see your face.โ sukuna lied smoothly.
you blinked. โโฆoh.โ
โcute reaction though.โ
you huffed at him before setting your ice cream on the counter. โumโฆ i need to pee.โ
โokay?โ he said, lifting a questioning brow, not quite sure what this has to do with him.
you awkwardly twisted your fingers together before looking up at him nervously.
a beat passed.
then sukuna sighed the sigh of a man accepting his fate.
a minute later, he was inside your bathroom aggressively yanking the shower curtain open .checking the cabinets. looking behind the door.
โthere.โ he deadpanned. โno demons.โ
you stood in the doorway anxiously. โis it safe?โ
โyes.โ
โโฆpromise?โ
โbaby, if something attacks you while you piss, iโll personally beat its ass.โ
you considered that seriously.
โโฆokay.โ
you stepped inside cautiously.
โstand by the door.โ
โstand by theโโ he repeated in disbelief, before he stopped himself with a long exhale. โfine.โ
โand turn around.โ
โbaby, iโve literally seen you nakedโโ
โTURN AROUND.โ
โbossy as hell,โ he muttered, turning around anyway.
โand cover your ears.โ
he stared at you over his shoulder in disbelief. โwhy?โ
"i don't want you hearing me pee!"
sukuna sighed slowly. then lifted two resigned hands to his ears.
โnot all the way though,โ you continued nervously, โor you wonโt hear me scream.โ
sukuna closed his eyes and covered his ears, โthat all, princess?โ
โmhm!โ you chirped brightly, kissing his cheek. โthanks honey. youโre sooo brave.โ
he looked up at the ceiling like he was asking the universe for strength.
I like smut as much as the next person but yall aren't even trying to write anymore. All fanfic on here is just 300 words of sex and then just tagging any character you think fits.
