Confessions Of A Teenage Roleplayer.

A wasteoid with no real clue of this world. Here on my blog you'll find some funny stuff, some sad stuff, and some disturbing stuff. May you all talk with the moon and dance with the fairies<3

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gaston from beauty and the beast is the best disney character

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i’ll expand: he could drink anyone under the table, was ripped, had lush hair, and died for a Good and True Cause: fighting furries

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

Batman Returns (1992) dir. Tim Burton

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[theawesomeadventurer]

what kind of turtle is this

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[seinfeldworld]

[maraudeers]

Percy Jackson series in less than 10 words

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

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[softlenaluthor]

anyway,

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Ladies, gentlemen, and nobility of other genders, may I present to you the literal perfect casting choice for Li Shang in Mulan: Yoshua “Yoshi” Sudarso.

Some fun facts about Yoshi:

Was born in Indonesia, but is ethnically Chinese

26 years old (b. April 12, 1989)

Worked as a stunt double on the Maze Runner

Also worked as a model for several years

Has martial arts training

Currently starring as Koda on Power Rangers Dino Charge

Is a massive nerd and fan of Disney (Big Hero 6 especially), Free!, Spider-Man, and Power Rangers

Said in response to fancastings: “I’ll make a man, out of you! Waking up to all your fancastings and kind words really made my day. Of course it would be amazing to portray such a strong Male Asian lead, but I would be humbled to at least score an audition for Li Shang. So thank you for spreading the word and giving me such amazing exposure, maybe Disney will take notice, I love you all! And remember you must be swift as the coursing river!”

If none of that convinces you, then maybe this picture will:

In summary, Yoshi Sudarso for Li Shang 2k15. 

[hashtagloveloses]

Can you cast him as my boyfriend

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Sign me up for the next war

[nerdgasrnz]

[Mulan voice] would u like to stay for dinner

[bigmammallama5]

[Grandma Fa] WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER

[notlikethemoviess]

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

[whouffle]

I’m only 32. I might still be a great man if I could forget that I once…lost Daisy, but…

[trickytwitch]

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

[flanneldragon]

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

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current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[thlayli-rah]

the librarian who accidentally walks in

[cheriesvoid]

current aesthetic: cool mom from mean girls “can I get you guys anything? some snacks? a condom? let me know! oh, god love ya.”

[krindor]

current aesthetic: the TA who just wanted to give the history professor some exams

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papa smoke

[overtheunderpass]

I hated this post until papa smoke saved the day

[jaspersboy]

Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting

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I will never share these.

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Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around