[samaelqayin]

[alyssathestormwitch]

[everythingfox]

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

[ruffboi-mags]

what a good and respectful wildlife interaction, from both sides!

[anxietyproblem]

[max--phillips]

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

(Also, you can get 4 months of over the counter birth control (progestin-only pill form) at Costco for $50. Or 3 months on Amazon for about $45.)

[soracities]

Clement Gelly, “Graffiti, Through Grief and Discovery”, pub. Hazlitt [transcript in ALT]

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

[electricslug]

[thebootydiaries]

[schizocrab]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

people are like "if you put crabs in a bucket they can't escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don't help each other" and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM (Me): she (npc) has charisma 18, but intelligence 9.

Player: just how THICK is she?

Dm: Dummy.

[discogranny]

My racist uncle just showed up at the door, if this gets one reblog Ill deck him

[discogranny]

Well the people have spoken

[thebootydiaries]

Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf...

Meat Loaf: please, call me meat

[sydebernz]

Sooo…..Pyramid Head is coming to Dead by Daylight, huh?…… 

(hairy versions under the cut lmao)

Keep reading

[sexindielovess-blog]

[memehumor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

[mysteriousharmony]

Where’s the third and fourth horseman?

[kai-ni]

My time has come

[unfortunately-slut]

One more, and they will be complete

[lethal-liability]

Does this count?

[leeveemealone]

FOUND THE FOURTH HORSEMAN

[basementeye-s]

They’ve all been collected. Now we have the warriors strong enough to take down capitalism

[vapebleach]