Bee Just Screaming

Making crypt doors creak and tombstones quake

[dandifiedstupefied]

[fleshdyke]

he’s bisexual. he’s poly. he loves his wife more than anything. he can’t drive. he’s goth. he has a sick ass hat. he has leprosy on his dick specifically. his best friend is his neighbour. he tried to kiss him one time. he hates the british. he is british. he’s 300 years old. he has personal beef with freud. he kills people with his wife as foreplay. he got abducted by animal control once. he was the first pornstar. he fucked his own ghost. he raised a weird bald kid born out of his dead friend. he loves hgtv. he has adhd. his mortal enemy just really fucking wants his hat. he ran away across the country and started a new life because he owed a guy $100. he’s a renowned musician. he locked someone in a box and mailed him across the ocean. and he owns my entire heart

[screamsinabyssalold]

When you want attention from a specific person but you don’t want to bother them so you just sit there waiting like a puppy at the front door

[clownarchivism]

apollo's keepsake had better be a red dodgeball

[baejax-the-great]

Zagreus

not as a boss fight ❌

not as a boon giver ❌

not as a companion summon ❌

but as Mel's incredibly proud narrator exaggerating all his little sister's accomplishments as she fails over and over again ✔

[valtsv]

I know nothing about minecraft youtubers, except from what you post, but whenever I see a gorgeous piece of art that I think just stands on its own it's always tagged as hermicraft or some other minecraft shit and I just want to say that I think that says a lot about the talent of the fanbase

[magicalmanhattanproject]

@fishy-strawberries

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[terrificblanket]

‘I’m your beloved son, The Professor!’

‘You both got it wrong, but since I love you, I’m gonna give a point to both!’

‘Well, I’d say in the future, your mother and I love you.’

‘What isn’t fair is that I spent so much of my dumb dinosaur life not having a wonderful little blue son.’

‘Alright family, showtime.’

[atherea]

i don't know how the timeline works in hades but imagine before hades 2, zag's talking to the shades waiting in the great hall about melinoe like "oh, my baby sister is so cute, I think she's coming back from her witch boarding school soon" and they assume she's a sweet adorable kid bc that's all he's been talking about

but then emerging from the river styx with blood dripping from her shoulders is this tween whose looks could kill you, and her face lights up when she sees her brother and launches herself at him and then fucking bites him

[katestewartt]

“If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.”

[hu-manbee-ing]

surface dweller melinoë, cave dweller zagreus

[screamsinabyssalold]

✨H E R✨

[dragonanon]

One of the many reasons Bugsnax is amazing is because a line of dialogue from the game is “You don’t know a thing about love! That’s why your wife left you!”. And it’s yelled by a pink little soft boy in a sweater and a knitted strawberry hat, to a large blue farmer man with a cowboy hat and an underbite. And the farmer deadass responds with “I’m gonna do violence to ya.”

[sadlittleowl]

[toweringclam]

Zagreus: "Killed by the Opheotarus again? Perhaps avoiding its charge attack might give you an opening?"

Melinoë: "Incredible insight. Avoiding its attacks so I don't die. Where would I be without your advice?"

Zagreus: "Oh no. I've become Hypnos."

[riikkapaints]

End of summer.

[gothic1997]

OUR LADY OF BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS