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Dude: how are you?

Me: I'm good, how are you?

Dude: om nom

I can't stop thinking about this exchange.

Matthew Lillard movie marathon is gonna need a part 2. SLC Punk, Senseless, Curve, and we had to end the day with Scooby-Doo!

Had to leave my old school this year and within the first week I got emails from my old students asking where I was or if they'd get to see me.

Do you ever clean out your car and find things you didn't know were missing? Or think how did my life come to this?

Shout out to the guy that told me where to find a free bathroom so I didn't have to pay a quarter to pee. You da best!

"It was my turn with the brain cell of wisdom"

"I feel like I try to gate keep you, which is really hard because everyone loves you, but some kids don't deserve to talk to you."

"It really blows my mind that teachers have lives"

"What am I gonna do if you're not here next year? I won't have a way to contact you!"

Student: can you play Barbie Girl?

Me: I absolutely can!

*we both proceed to sing and dance*

Other students: why is this happening?

"Thomas the train needs to get BACK on track!"

Our new saying for when I get distracted in class.

Twice my students have compared me to food. One said I give "spray cheese vibes" and another just said "you'd be chicken alfredo"

Using duckies to explain life situations...

I'm so proud of these little monsters my students made!

My students always joke about "my dad went to get milk and hasn't come back" and I always tell them "mine left on a business trip"

The bare minimum is hard enough and you expect me to thrive? In these conditions? With this brain?

I mostly talk about my students