The Crab King 🦀

Spring Break! I believe in you!

[succubusboyfriend]

are you “adaptable” or are you just willing to subject yourself to existing in low key background-level ambient misery

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Disassociative in Dungeon

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[unbelievablekats]

Getting high on open window air

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[meangreenspaceman]

To disregard canon you must first interact with canon

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[valtsv]

*goes limp and passive but in a way that feels more dangerous somehow*

[valtsv]

*doesn't protest or react but you can't help but feel like i'm doing it on purpose*

[aqwult]

one must imagine sisyphus locking in

[snailune]

oooohhhh ok. the more you deny yourself the more you lose yourself

[reggiemess]

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

[twitchytyrant]

middle aged men do this too

[cc-cuttlefishculler]

its really telling where you learned about lapis lazuli. put yours in the tags

[yandere-angela]

anti-survival horror where you're desperately trying to die but everyone is keeping you alive

[antihumanism]

hamster simulator

[wakethedevils]

the intro to devil may cry 4 will always be funny to me. imagine you’re attending church at the vatican, held by the pope himself, and then the actual jesus christ comes crashing through the ceiling and shoots the pope in the head

[within-time]

maybe if i imagine the character all my problems will be solved